Platypus

Platypus


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    zephyr

    D’awww.

    RSIxidor

    WHO WOULD VOTE ONE STAR ON A PLATYPUS ! YOU IDIOT!

    Sarcastastic

    One of the best animals ever, and proof that the reigning deity has a sense of humour.

    javboy

    me and my friend saw a platypus

    vincent.ex2

    Give that thing a brain of a dolphin and STD’s and it could rule the world.

    Jesus Christ

    These things sweat milk. They don’t have nipples.

    RSIxidor

    Jesus Christ:
    Jesus Christ this mammal is weird! Why did your daddy make it!???

    Theo11

    It’s cute, but venomous. The only venomous mammal in the world!

    multi_masked

    I lol’d.

    DaCheetah

    Also, technically not a mammal, it’s a Monotreme. (It lays eggs)

    Sarcastastic

    DaCheetah: Monotreme is a family of mammal.

    Skifter

    : Me and my friend made a comic book.

    Seth_Dracovitch

    Only the males are poisonous… so a female Platypus would make a most awesome pet… except that i think it’s illegal to own… sigh.

    RSIxidor

    Sarcastastic:

    I never knew shrews were so shrewd.

    Also, monotremes are capable of electroreception another similarity to birds. How interesting.

    Also didn’t Echidnas were monotremes. Knuckles should have been a Yoshi-like character. HA!

    Sarcastastic

    RSIxidor: Haha, the lame yet awesome wit. This has been a learning experience for all!

    vutterfly

    <3!

    storminator

    “FUCK YOU – I’M A PLATYPUS!!”

    Disreg

    Fucking glorified reptile. You’ll never be one of us.

    Twee

    I didn’t realize monotremes are mammals either. Here’s the otherwise awesome song that gave me that mistaken impression: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pgNhMlKv4aA
    I googled platypus a minute ago, and this image was the first result; although not hosted here.

    Jesus Christ

    RSIxidor: Hell if I know! >:c He never does anything right. Hell, he made humans.

    Hendu

    What is a Platy? I know what the other is.

    nyoki

    javboy: Me and my friends made a comic book. Guess how long it took.

    dieAntagonista

    nyokki: I can do anything that I want cuz, look: I can keep rhythm with no metronome

    nyoki

    dieAntagonista: and I can see your face on the telephone…

    Tyger42

    Proof that god gets stoned. “Okay, we take a beaver…and give it a ducks bill! *Snicker* Oh, and here’s the best part: It’s a mammal…BUT IT LAYS EGGS! Hey, Darwin! FUCK YOU!!!!!”

    j_bryon

    It’s PERRY!! Perry the Platypus.

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