Three Seashells

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    15 Responses ttto Three Seashells

    1. the3g_ipwn says:

      So that’s what the 3 shells are for…

    2. FlyingMantisShrimp says:

      It’s about time somebody explained it.

    3. the3g_ipwn says:

      You too? Damn I thought all this time I had just missed an epic joke.

    4. Dreth says:

      I already do the last one with the soap bases on other people’s handswasher.

    5. Marrock says:

      Wrong… you use the first one, then you use the second one to see if you need the third one.

    6. That was bothering me to this day.

    7. ian356094 says:

      FINALLY, we have an explanation.

    8. Elepski says:

      DAMN… finally!

    9. nyoki says:

      Glad to see someone did the research.

    10. deleted_user says:

      I have never seen see shells like this? What is everyone on about? And what if you have diarrhea? Then you just shat all over the place!

    11. deleted_user says:

      @nyokki: I just remembered that movie, but I don’t remember the part about the seashells :\

    12. dieAntagonista says:

      Jesus, I was wondering about this since I was like.. 10? Damn.

    13. nyoki says:

      John Spartan: [whispering to Lenina] Look, I don’t know if you guys know it, but uh… you’re out of toilet paper.
      Alfredo Garcia: [confused] Did… did you say toilet *paper*?
      Lenina Huxley: Um… they used handfuls of wadded paper back in the 20th…
      [Lenina, Alfredo, and Erwin all laugh]
      John Spartan: I’m happy that you’re happy, but the place where you’re supposed to have the toilet paper, you’ve got this little shelf with three seashells on it.
      Erwin: He doesn’t know how to use the three seashells!
      [Erwin continues to laugh, then calms down]
      Erwin: I can see how that could be confusing.

      John Spartan: [to machine on wall after finding out that they no longer use toilet paper] Thanks a lot you shit-brained, fuck-faced, ball breaking, duck fucking pain in the ass.

      John Spartan: But there’s just one thing I wanna know…
      Lenina Huxley: Hm?
      John Spartan: How’s that damn three seashell thing work?

    14. lordjek says:

      yeah, years in waiting…

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