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1. natedog says:

   September 4, 2008 at 3:19 pm

   Q What shampoo did NASA give the Challenger astronauts?
   A Head and Shoulders

   Q Where did the Challenger astronauts spend their last vacation?
   A All over a Florida beach

   Q What does NASA stand for?
   A Need Another Seven Astronauts

   Q How many astronauts can you fit into a Volkswagen Bug?
   A 11, two in the front, two in the back, and seven in the ashtray

   Q What did the tv announcer say after the Challenger exploded?
   A No, no, I meant BUD-light!

   Q What did Christa M. say to her husband before she left that morning?
   A You feed the dog, I’ll feed the fish.

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2. suicydking says:

   September 4, 2008 at 3:41 pm

   Thanks, nate. I haven’t heard those since grade school.

   You forgot the one about what color her eyes were, though.

   And yes, they were blue. One blew this way, one blew that way.

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3. MikeBabaguh says:

   September 4, 2008 at 4:09 pm

   I hadn’t heard those.

   Some part of me wants to laugh at them, but the part of me that isn’t an evil asshole finds them abhorrent.

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4. Kandorr says:

   September 4, 2008 at 4:47 pm

   The evil part of me wants to add this one, and the good part is out of town:

   How do we know Christa M. was the best teacher ever?

   She only blew up in front of her class once.

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5. phat_stack says:

   September 4, 2008 at 6:09 pm

   I don’t think I see Lisa Nowak there, that crazy astronaut kidnapper.

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6. Caio says:

   September 4, 2008 at 8:41 pm

   Yeah, I’m with Phat Stack where is the diaper lady?

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