Periodic Table of Canada

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    Alec Dalek

    They wasted one square on Alberta. Should change that to poutine. No one outside Alberta cares about the pricks in Alberta.


    lol alec except the economists.

    This table has touched my heart. You cannot see it right now but there is a single tear rolling down my eyes.


    Alberta can stay, but I’d trade Céline Dion for a poutine without hesitation.

    Brevity Truta

    Foul hosers! It’s all witchcraft!

    ps Celine Dion and Brian Adams belong over on the far right, with the inert gases.

    Alec Dalek

    Canada = Ontario + Quebec + Vancouver. The rest is just wilderness. But yes, some of that wilderness has oil under it.

    And I think Celine lost her claim to being Canadian when she represented Switzerland in 1988 Eurovision Song Contest.


    You can replace Avril Lavigne too. I don’t remember seeing Shatner on there.

    Alec Dalek

    And Michael J. Fox. There’s been more pictures of him on this website in the last week than any other celebrity. Put him on the New Brunswick square (as we all know New Brunswick is just a rip-off of Nova Scotia).


    Whatever Alec. Canada is Wilderness + some pricks somewhere. In one of the least dense and most left-to-nature countries in the world, Canada stands out as a country of wilderness above all.

    Fuck I like it out here in the mountains. No people, it’s beautiful, I can go walk in the woods. Not many people in the world get to experience what I’m experiencing. Good for Canada.

    Alec Dalek

    Dude, you can’t consider yourself truly Canadian unless you have a sense of humour. We get it, you read some books once. Stop being so serious all the time. This is MCS, not wikipedia!

    TrAyVon'S GhOSt, nuCca

    Alberta is the center of Canada.

    Toronto and Vancouver are the garbage cans. Complete with their own population of Oscar the Grouches.

    Celine Dion is an alien who just happened to land in Canada. We tried to trade her for Alf in the 80’s but you guys said no.

    Alec Dalek

    I knew it! Magnus is Stephen Harper!!!

    Alec Dalek

    So Magnus, what do babies taste like?