What atheists cry out during sex

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    Mystik

    God damnit, we cry out “Oh God!” as often as everyone else.

    DemolitionsGeek

    I don’t. Mostly I scream FREUD WAS RIGHT! FREUD WAS RIGHT!! Then i cry for 20 minutes, and go to work.

    Howie Feltersnatch

    I cry out “Oh god!” (Yes, with a small “g”; I’m that good.) This lets me sin twice as much: not only am I have sex for pleasure, rather than procreation (strike 1) but I’m also blaspheming (strike 2).

    Kaze

    “Hail Xenu!”

    elzarcothepale

    “oh, chemical chance! chemical chance!”
    -bill hicks

    w0x

    “THE PRICE IS RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT”

    -Me?

    Sneaky Snake

    Pfft, Athiests dont have sex.

    Kaze

    Atheists do to have sex, they just don’t reproduce, because god doesn’t give them babies to born.

    Alec Dalek

    Sneaky Snake has a point. It’s human nature. The more you forbid something, the more we do it. Take away the taboo of something, and it become mundane. Kind of makes it pointless to forbid anything. Shouldn’t your god know this? Sounds more like something a tribe of prehistoric barbarian nomads would come up with.

    Caio

    – I happen to know that this image was created with the specific purpose of oppressing and spreading hateful misinformation about Atheists.

    tripolar

    This agnostic wants to know how Atheists are being oppressed.

    elzarcothepale

    catholics eat our babies

    tripolar

    I was raised Cafflik. Our parish must’ve been cheap, cause we never ate no babies . . .

    Caio

    : Didn’t you hear? Everyone is oppressed now. I’d quickly start calling yourself an agnosticIST and start j’acuseing people over the hundreds of years of mental slavery you’ve been subjected to. If that doesn’t work for you you, ItrovertISTs and ExtravertISTs have been oppressing each other pretty tyrannically lately. I’d get in on the victimization while it’s fresh.

    Also, Atheists don’t say anything during sex: They never fuck because their constant complaining is so unappealing.

    Smedlorificus

    I lol’d. Though the nasty sentiments in the comments are somewhat unpleasant.

    Mack

    As an atheist, personally I go with the more humanistic and filthy “Oh fuck!” with an optional “Say thank you, slut.” after.

    The Matrix: Rebooted

    What Catholics cry out during sex: But I poop from there, Father!
    What Muslims cry out during sex: Derka derka Mohamed Jihad

    continued…?

    AAK15

    nice repost you drunk!

    Sublyme

    I personally scream ‘REPOST’!

    tiki god

    where’s the original? I keep trying to find it, but failing.

    tripolar

    I know I saved it . . .