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1. The Matrix: Rebooted says:

   February 13, 2008 at 10:21 pm

   does it make you believe in any particular god?

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2. The Matrix: Rebooted says:

   February 13, 2008 at 10:26 pm

   follow-up question: if I’m bathed in protective all-loving energy, do I still have to shower?

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3. jasonp says:

   February 13, 2008 at 10:36 pm

   Does God taste pepperminty too?

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4. Alec Dalek says:

   February 13, 2008 at 10:48 pm

   Apply directly to your dogma.
   Apply directly to your dogma.
   Apply directly to your dogma.

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5. LordSethD says:

   February 14, 2008 at 1:28 am

   CAn it be any god? Can I like… Take this stuff and start telling people that if they don’t worship me the sun will… explode? Or is it just plain old boring christian god that never does anything cool…

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6. LordSethD says:

   February 14, 2008 at 1:29 am

   Um, yeah, the sun exploding was a reference to Ra, dunno why I forgot to type that…

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7. Alec Dalek says:

   February 14, 2008 at 11:10 am

   The Christian god isn’t real, Ra is.

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8. justsai says:

   February 14, 2008 at 1:07 pm

   There is absolutely no way it can restore your faith AND freshen your breath at the same time.

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9. justsai says:

   February 14, 2008 at 1:09 pm

   but, then again, the girl on the package looks pretty convincing. hmm.

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10. Saborlas says:

    February 14, 2008 at 3:35 pm

    Tried that. It’s snake oil mixed with pepper spray.

    Effective at getting people to stay away from you, which is counter-productive today.

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