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The Matrix: Rebooted

does it make you believe in any particular god?

The Matrix: Rebooted

follow-up question: if I’m bathed in protective all-loving energy, do I still have to shower?

jasonp

Does God taste pepperminty too?

Alec Dalek

Apply directly to your dogma.
Apply directly to your dogma.
Apply directly to your dogma.

LordSethD

CAn it be any god? Can I like… Take this stuff and start telling people that if they don’t worship me the sun will… explode? Or is it just plain old boring christian god that never does anything cool…

LordSethD

Um, yeah, the sun exploding was a reference to Ra, dunno why I forgot to type that…

Alec Dalek

The Christian god isn’t real, Ra is.

justsai

There is absolutely no way it can restore your faith AND freshen your breath at the same time.

justsai

but, then again, the girl on the package looks pretty convincing. hmm.

Saborlas

Tried that. It’s snake oil mixed with pepper spray.

Effective at getting people to stay away from you, which is counter-productive today.