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1. TrikYodz says:

   January 28, 2008 at 12:10 pm

   Ash FTW
   snake was Cliche out the ass

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2. schulzbrianr says:

   January 28, 2008 at 12:11 pm

   A cliche of what? And, Ash (and the entire Army of Darkness film) wasn’t the cheesiest pile of garbage ever? I love them both, but, you can’t pick on one without the other being equally targeted.

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3. TrikYodz says:

   January 28, 2008 at 12:41 pm

   Ash had Funny interesting quips and good sayings
   snakes lines were
   predictable and dull
   although he was somewhat cool
   ASH HAS A CHAINSAW FOR A FUCKIN HAND
   how cool is that

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4. schulzbrianr says:

   January 28, 2008 at 12:55 pm

   imo:
   Silenced MAC-10+Eyepatch>Chainsaw hand+double-barreled shotgun.
   Although, I’m on the ninja side in the “ninja vs pirates” debate. Now that I think about it, does an eyepatch and a silenced weapon sort of put you on both teams?
   And, Snakes lines were perfect, it was the sarcastic cynical shit I would say if I were in his situation. Same with Ash, for the most part, which is why I don’t feel that there is any reason to prefer one over the other in this depiction.

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5. TrAyVon'S GhOSt, nuCca says:

   January 28, 2008 at 12:57 pm

   Ash isn’t just from Army of Darkness of course. Evil Dead and Evil Dead 2 resulted in Army of Darkness (plus countless videogames and a musical which is actually pretty funny).
   Escape from NY gave us Escape from LA. That’s proof enough that he sucks.
   Ash could win this with his eyes closed.
   Plus Bruce is awesome and Kurt Russell is not so much awesome.

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6. schulzbrianr says:

   January 28, 2008 at 12:59 pm

   I’m well aware of Evil Dead (and 2), but I feel that both characters were awesome. Bruce Campbell may be better than Kurt Russell, but remember, Kurt Russell was also Jack Burton.

   Also, I’m confused as to why a chainsaw would throw sparks off of a seemingly wooden bat?

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7. TrAyVon'S GhOSt, nuCca says:

   January 28, 2008 at 1:12 pm

   Logic has no place within these walls.
   Another point to consider: the film makers behind each and their subsequent careers.
   Ash wins again.

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8. schulzbrianr says:

   January 28, 2008 at 1:24 pm

   Spiderman 3?

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9. The Matrix: Rebooted says:

   January 28, 2008 at 1:31 pm

   spider-man 3 > [Ghosts of Mars|Vampires|Village of the Damned]

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10. schulzbrianr says:

    January 28, 2008 at 1:35 pm

    Wow, I think not, but ok. Tobey Maguire as emo-spidey? Topher Grace as VENOM!!!

    Ghosts of Mars had Natasha Henstridge, and I believe Jason Statham. Any (mainstream) movie (with a decent budget and cast) about vampires is almost guaranteed to be worth watching (except Bloodrayne II etc).

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11. TrAyVon'S GhOSt, nuCca says:

    January 28, 2008 at 2:14 pm

    Spiderman 3 was the hiccup amongst a whole slathering of quality.
    Vs. Carpenter who has pretty much sucked on failures dick for the past 30 years.

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12. Sarcastastic says:

    January 28, 2008 at 2:38 pm

    The real question we should be debating is what the hell is he shooting?

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13. xaldinlancer says:

    January 28, 2008 at 6:05 pm

    and whats with the giant fork?

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14. schulzbrianr says:

    January 28, 2008 at 6:20 pm

    Have you seen “Army of Darkness”? He gets assaulted in a cabin by a gang of mini-hims.

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15. Rawr says:

    January 28, 2008 at 8:50 pm

    WTF is with the full scale fork in the background

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16. schulzbrianr says:

    January 28, 2008 at 10:14 pm

    The same thing that is going on with the giant fork xaldinlancer sees. The midget Ashes are stabbing Ash with it, just like in the movie “Army of Darkness”….

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17. TrikYodz says:

    June 26, 2008 at 12:47 am

    ash still wins

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