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1. AAK15 says:

   January 9, 2008 at 9:35 pm

   i now officially love midgets

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2. The Matrix: Rebooted says:

   January 9, 2008 at 9:41 pm

   According to imdb, she’s 5’1”.
   Also according to imdb, she’s a vegan and supports ALF, so she’s more likely to burn my lab down than date me.

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3. Lorfmachine says:

   January 9, 2008 at 9:44 pm

   Since when was a Porche Cayenne an average size car?
   Besides, she’s hot, so STFU

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4. Alec Dalek says:

   January 9, 2008 at 9:50 pm

   Hayden is only 2″ shorter than the average height for women. She’s fine (very fine). And don’t worry reboot, there’s LOTS of women out there that are for lab testing on animals. The cosmetics industry does quite well.

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5. Q-delta says:

   January 9, 2008 at 10:12 pm

   Ewwww, look at her fat arm! xD

   I’d still fuck her.

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6. pvera says:

   January 9, 2008 at 10:51 pm

   At 5’1″ she is almost too tall to be called petite. That Cayenne probably had the air suspension cranked all the way up.

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7. ashley99 says:

   January 10, 2008 at 1:53 am

   im a girl. like i know what kinda car that is.

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8. RSIxidor says:

   January 10, 2008 at 1:55 am

   I have problems with the ALF, but I’m all for the vegan. Very sexy, baby, yeah!

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9. njch412 says:

   January 10, 2008 at 9:14 am

   those 20in wheels are about 1/3 of her body.

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10. coolghoul says:

    January 10, 2008 at 10:54 am

    @ reboot: She supports Alien Life Forms? Hmmm…maybe I have a chance, then.

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11. The Matrix: Rebooted says:

    January 10, 2008 at 11:09 am

    @coolghoul: give it a shot. just don’t eat any cats in front of her.

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12. coolghoul says:

    January 10, 2008 at 11:12 am

    @reboot: don’t worry. That’s not the pussy I had in mind.

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13. The Matrix: Rebooted says:

    January 10, 2008 at 11:14 am

    lolz

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14. Lorfmachine says:

    January 10, 2008 at 1:02 pm

    @ ashley99
    You’re excused.
    This time.

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15. Luke Magnifico says:

    January 10, 2008 at 2:00 pm

    Just make sure this “being a woman” thing doesn’t happen again, you hear?

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16. el_metal says:

    January 12, 2008 at 1:38 am

    I always knew there was something wierd with her, and now i know it’s her man arms, that’s her only flaw, but who cares she’s so little her arms are probably average size.

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17. j_bryon says:

    January 14, 2008 at 2:00 pm

    To quote the movie HEATHERS, “I’d like to put Heather (replace with Hayden) on my johnson and spin her like a god damned pinwheel!”

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18. BigFoot says:

    January 24, 2008 at 3:45 pm

    Dont get me wrong, hayden is hot, but her height is the only thing that puts me off her.

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19. Lorfmachine says:

    January 24, 2008 at 4:03 pm

    BigFoot, u should be nutered.

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20. schulzbrianr says:

    January 26, 2008 at 11:47 am

    I have to say, one, a crossover SUV is sort of a compromise between car, and huge SUV/truck, so, in that sense, it is sort of an average. Also, I would put average girl height at like 5’5″, not 5’3″. Trust me, I spend almost all my time looking for tiny girls (petite, not like 12 years old) and they aren’t as plentiful as you might think. Then again, I just looked it up, and wikianswers says in the US, average height IS 5’3″, and I have to beg to differ, unless they are counting from birth to death, but I’m going with adult (18-35) or so.

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