Hitler: Beautiful Life

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    Ando

    Vee stick zis little vone in ze gaz chamber, yar?

    deuce

    It’s springtime! o/`

    42

    Nein! Zis wittle one has gott se blue eyes and ze blonde hair! She is spared.

    warren

    Yeah, that right-hand image really looks creepy. You think he’s wondering what it would feel like if she was turned into soap for his bath or something. Ach, ze plump forearms, und ze fat little legs … quick, Himmler, fill mein tub!

    Hepathos

    I don’t know why, but I always think off Hitler as he just REALLY wanted to sell his paintings to everybody.

    TrAyVon'S GhOSt, nuCca

    History is written by the winners.

    So I know that Hitler was a blood thirsty monster who wanted to end the universe.

    I learned it in school.

    Sticky

    Yeah, but nobody ever thinks of all the good Hitler did for Germany.

    Well, before he got his entire fucking country owned by Liberators and Flying Fortresses.

    warren

    mAgnUS BUTTfoorson, are you suggesting Hitler got a raw deal from history? What part of the record rankles? The hidden buildup of armed forces in direct violation of treaty? The terror bombing of England with V1s and plans to build ICBMs via V2s? The Warsaw ghettos? Or the systematic and deliberate murder of 6 to 10 million or so humans in “work” camps? Yeah. Too goddamn bad no one wanted his fucking watercolors, huh? Shit, when van Gogh was misunderstood, he didn’t initiate a massive internecine European war that dragged on for nearly a decade and ended up involving every… Read more »

    TrAyVon'S GhOSt, nuCca

    Thanks for saying the same stuff I got barked at me in school. I’m not saying he was an angel but I am saying that I don’t believe half the shit I’ve been told about him or Germany. FWI it was more to the tune of 3 million people who were killed. Aside from the 27 million Russians who died that no one seems to care about because…well they’re not American. It’s not like he did it all for kicks. Every step was necessary for what he wanted to achieve. Ya he was a dick and wrong etc…but he wasn’t… Read more »

    Phyreblade

    Sure. I’d concede that there are aspects of Hitlers actions that could be argued to have been good for Germany. But the thing is, his motivations were seriously flawed, and ultimately, compared to the bad he did, making that argument is like going to a burger joint, ordering the triple decker meaty burger with double bacon and extra cheese with a super large order of fries, and then, after all that, getting a diet coke “because you’re on a diet”…

    warren

    Wow. Wow, mAgnUS, you sure showed me. Since it was only three million murdered, according to your information (which you don’t cite), I guess Hitler gets a free pass. I don’t think anyone said Hitler was in it “for kicks” either, but what precisely do you think was so “necessary” to his plans that he ordered the killing of 3, 6 or 10 million people? And gee, too bad you felt “lied to” about what a “dick” Hitler was. But I don’t owe you an apology for condemning him, and neither do billions of other humans with whom you share… Read more »

    Phyreblade

    So, on a side note, is this Kunz Meyer-Waldeck character like a German Norman Rockwell or what?

    warren

    phyreblade: is this Kunz Meyer-Waldeck character like a German Norman Rockwell or what? Superficially he was, though he was originally of Latvian ancestry. Apparently Der Führer wasn’t going to be too picky as long as his artists managed to capture him in epic profile. Meyer-Waldeck appears to have left quite a Google of cut leaded glass collectibles in his wake, but his most sought after pieces include virtually unknown works such as Himmelraffensplatzen, An der Berkäring von der Kannon mit Blut und Ehre, and of course the signal piece, Der Führer Redet an den Judensblut.* Many biographers** have noted that… Read more »

    Hepathos

    Actually, Hitler first didn’t wanted to exterminate the ‘Minor people’. He just wanted to use them as free manpower in plants and factories. The “Final Solution” came when the war broke loose and they needed all the manpowrr in the fronts. Also, the death camp is not Hitler’s idea: He took it from the russians. And if you wan’t numbers, Stalin killed 4.4 million people by starving them to death and killed 900.000 in labor camps. In the communist China, at least 20 million people where killed. And if you wan’t to hate me really, probably 70.000 civilian died in… Read more »

    Ando

    Apparently jew blood is very good for the skin…

    Alice

    1. Trust mAgnUs to defend Hitler

    2. Randomly, Hitler was himself an eighth Jewish!

    A complex bloke…

    Alec Dalek

    mAgnUs did not defend Hitler! It’s true, Hitler was bad, but it’s also true that we’ve been told a lot of convenient lies. How soon we forget that England supported Hitler, until he invaded Poland, and even then, the English people were still sympathetic. I was taught Hitler was an example of atheism gone wild, but it turns out he was christian (which actually better explains all his actions). Hitler was NOT Jewish (that was just propaganda from the time). It was only based on the crazy notion that since one of his great great aunts had worked as a… Read more »

    Alec Dalek

    I would also like to take this time to point out that both WWI and WWII were started by Austrians, and that there are some Americans that want Arnold Schwarzenegger to be president.

    You have been warned.

    TrAyVon'S GhOSt, nuCca

    This is EXACTLY what I’m talking about. Look at warren with his messy diaper. Totally missed the point. You’ve been brainwashed little boy. I’m not defending Hitler. I’m saying the notion of Hitler and how we know him is vastly flawed and 99% bullshit that’s been made up after the “good guys” won. You really think it was that black and white back then? Your insistence on citing references is fucking idiotic. I’m telling you the references have been destroyed or edited to fit the version you’ve been lead to believe is true and you’re asking me to provide a… Read more »

    juiceyfruit

    rarely is life black-and-white with anything; or are men decidedly one way or another – but that doesn’t change the fact that hitler left a dark spot on history and stained an entire nation with a violent blood-frenzy. i have family who saw the gates opened at dachau. it was not the work of wholesome, healthy folks, arts and crafts hobbies aside. don’t try to be a historical apologist for hitler. he may have loved puppies, but that doesn’t change his policy of aggression, expansion, domination, and death. any reasonably self-aware, undeluded person will realise that while yes, he was… Read more »

    el_metal

    Don’t piss off an emo kid.

    brick

    who keeps using stalin as a reference for how good hitler was. anyone know the kruschev quote about stalin. stalin and the nazis and the damned imperial japanese were all monsters during that war. im sure im forgeting someone and im sure ill here about it soon.

    TrAyVon'S GhOSt, nuCca

    juiceyfruit, Did those gates open themselves? No you fucking idiot…people who were related to me had to do that for people like you. So say thank you and crawl back into your hole. Hitler was a bad man who did terrible things…during a war. Find me a political leader during WW2 who didn’t sanction what would be deemed unforgivable behavior. You can? The winning side never did anything wrong? I’m shocked. Well please provide a million references from a million edited texts. Edited by the winning side you fucking doorknob. My argument is not a semantic one. In any way… Read more »

    juiceyfruit

    I don’t see your argument, besides a lot of swear words. Also, you assumed I’m jewish. my folks were the ones on the outside opening the gates, US Army. Protestants. Not on the inside. You seem to just hate jews – and not even because of any free thought on the topic, but because “lots of people have throughout history”. Precisely the kind of thought that leads otherwise good men into committing the most degrading acts, like an SS soldier who loved his family, or a US chaplain on the field who beat his wife at home. Both sides in… Read more »

    TrAyVon'S GhOSt, nuCca

    Oh look. You traded your big old balls for a vagina which you’re currently hiding with that tail tucked between your legs. You see my argument because you went on to agree with it you twat. Oops. A naughty word that will grab away your attention. I don’t hate Jewish people at all. I’m just saying that it wasn’t some new idea Hitler came up with. It was historically based bigotry plus eugenic theory (thank you USA) but it was still historically founded. You can’t deny that there is a predominant amount hatred existing today in a lot of people… Read more »

    Alec Dalek

    mAgnUS, I’m sure deep in his vagina, juiceyfruit knows you’re right.

    juiceyfruit

    right. i don’t think you got -my- point, which was that you’re flapping your vag-lips over nothing. we know this already.

    TrAyVon'S GhOSt, nuCca

    Nowhere before did you try to make the point that you already knew what I was saying. So you lied again.

    Just shut the fuck up you stupid little douchebag.

    You’re a fucking idiot.

    And I just made you look like a total bitch.

    Loser.

    Gaexion

    Idiots.

    Hitler did it for the lulz.

    Gaexion

    By the way, look at how the US civil war turned out.The south gets demonized north is the good guys, but the truth is both sides were douches, and america is not “our” america,it’s really just a bigger version of the union.

    yes the confederacy did a lot of things wrong, slaves, cotton, slaves.but their rights were violated.

    WW2 is just the sequel to WW1.Which is just the sequel to the crusades.Which is just the sequel to Alexander the greats campaign, which is just the sequel to 300.

    but I think we can all agree on one thing.

    SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!111!

    Phyreblade

    SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!111!

    Win.

    juiceyfruit

    I WIN INTERNET ARGUMENTS! I DO NOT LOSE THEM!

    juiceyfruit

    haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.

    TrAyVon'S GhOSt, nuCca

    wow.

    You can just picture that one…

    ‘Hey guys I’m laughing too! I agree! I don’t want to argue on the internet. I can type all cool like too see?! No? Bu…bu…awwwww. ‘

    poor juiceyfruit.

    Don’t jump on the silly wagon when you’re the one who started in with me you stupid fuck!

    Hey how come you’re not laughing anymore, princess?

    Luke Magnifico

    THIS ALL HAPPENED SOME TIME AGO!