Did you see things that hurt you?


Who knew that the bible was a big book of Parental Controls?


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    maxcw

    I should be calling that number daily. In fact I sense a toll free phone call coming on.

    garbledxmission

    The things I saw gave me a raging clue….

    warren

    Yes. There’s nothing more unnatural or perverse than a teen boy being fascinated by naked women.

    Uh, wait … he wasn’t reading Animal Husbandry Quarterly, was he?

    Jimmed

    By Christian standards I need to be exorcised.

    dantoo

    In all fairness, though… that was a hell of a lot more sane than most of the comic book Christian message things.

    tormato

    You know, the advice to go see a pastor is good advice. From what I’ve seen in the news lately, they know where to find the grade-A premo porn that I just can’t get on the internet.

    Phyreblade

    I just put the number on speed dial…

    Hazard

    The kid is going to be conditioned to go into fits of self-abuse whenever he sees boobies.

    Bonus points for failed manga knockoff style.

    Phyreblade

    LOL

    TV glare from a bible…

    Phail.

    -50 Internets…

    warren

    No no, that’s the Holy Light of God.

    Or an Itty-Bitty Bible Lite.

    Or something.

    deuce

    Yeah… “tried not to look”… he’s just feeling guilty cuz they whacked each other off and he liked it a little too much.

    Frank

    I find it kinda weird that this is saved as “Jesus_Porn”.

    Phyreblade


    I done my fair share ‘o bible readin’, and I ain’t never seen no light come out o’ it while I was a readin’…

    Am I doin’ it wrong?!?

    Hepathos

    This is rubbish. I fapped to every type of porn known to man, and I’m still a norman person. The prison psychologist said so.

    Phyreblade


    Norman? Yes. Yes you are. Normal? No. Absolutely not. I hate to tell you this, but prison psychologists lie. I know.

    Luminary

    The bible is radioactive!

    Hepathos

    Oh poop, my funky hungarian typo made my joke less funy again. Curse you Kazinczy Ferenc! Curse youuuu!

    Wow look at the time. It’s rape o’clock!

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