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Pie Chart
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repost is a repost
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COCK.
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Drive-By Damage
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Those are mighty big holes for you typical drive by arms… those look like 50 cal or 12 gauge slug holes.
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Ouch.
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must have drove by the gun show in the previous post…
OR lives in Brownsville, TX. 
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Hang on a sec…..THAT’S MY TRUCK!
*runs to parking lot*
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Are those real?
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@nyokki:
Based on the image warping I see around the holes, it’s either real or a very convincing shoop.
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That an Iraq drive-by?
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@Sticky: That looks like an impound lot. I think it’s real
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I think it belonged to The Notorious D.O.A.
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Never understood the appeal of a Geländewagen… just buy a couple of Land Cruisers for the same price.
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@Elepski: i think a 50 cal would leave a lot bigger mess
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twelve gage solid slug maybe, but more likely it’s a .45. Definitely not a fifty cal.
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@VanZant: I would have to second that!
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The bigger the target, the easier it is to hit. Therefore, get a smaller car. Or, stop pissing off the guys with guns.
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Best modification for cars I have seen yet. I would totally drive this thing around, loving all the crazy stares from people I would get.
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That’s not much of a group. Shoulda got some ghost ring for that smoothbore.
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Those are mighty big holes for you typical drive by arms… those look like 50 cal or 12 gauge slug holes.
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Ouch.
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must have drove by the gun show in the previous post…
OR lives in Brownsville, TX.
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Are those real?
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@nyokki:
Based on the image warping I see around the holes, it’s either real or a very convincing shoop. -
That an Iraq drive-by?
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@Sticky: That looks like an impound lot. I think it’s real
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I think it belonged to The Notorious D.O.A.
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Never understood the appeal of a Geländewagen… just buy a couple of Land Cruisers for the same price.
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@Elepski: i think a 50 cal would leave a lot bigger mess
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twelve gage solid slug maybe, but more likely it’s a .45. Definitely not a fifty cal.
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@VanZant: I would have to second that!
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The bigger the target, the easier it is to hit. Therefore, get a smaller car. Or, stop pissing off the guys with guns.
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Best modification for cars I have seen yet. I would totally drive this thing around, loving all the crazy stares from people I would get.
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That’s not much of a group. Shoulda got some ghost ring for that smoothbore.
Inflatable Giant
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I was in an inflatable zombie(Same as this child, only it’s a dragon!).
It was quite scary.
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@w0x: lol wut?
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yeah, this is an inflatable amusement that goes around. the set one up outside of West Oaks Mall and it was really freaky to see when you drove by, like ‘srsly, wtf?’
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Nothing says fun like a gaping head wound…
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@Marrock:
Especially after you work a spoon in there and eat some brains.
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Reminds me of Ender’s Game
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Talk about getting skull fucked.
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@Kilamanjo: You beat me to it. OSC FTW!
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LARPing suddenly seems cool.
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@Kilamanjo: Exactly what I was thinking
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I was in an inflatable zombie(Same as this child, only it’s a dragon!).
It was quite scary.
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@w0x: lol wut?
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yeah, this is an inflatable amusement that goes around. the set one up outside of West Oaks Mall and it was really freaky to see when you drove by, like ‘srsly, wtf?’
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Nothing says fun like a gaping head wound…
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Especially after you work a spoon in there and eat some brains. -
Reminds me of Ender’s Game
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Talk about getting skull fucked.
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@Kilamanjo: You beat me to it. OSC FTW!
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LARPing suddenly seems cool.
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@Kilamanjo: Exactly what I was thinking
Gun Show
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AAAAAAAAAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Look on his face is golden!
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What am I missing?
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What am I missing?
“guns” as a euphemism for biceps.
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@nyokki:
Arms, especially muscular ones, or not muscular ones on men that are proud of themselves when they have no reason to be, are often referred to as “guns.”
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A well regulated militia, being necessary to the security of a free state, the right of the people to keep and bear ARMS, shall not be infringed.
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@TheZetetic: which is why, if youre the government and want to piss people off, you take away teh first thing they use to defend themselves. So that you can ship them off to camps.
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Tickets still available. But hurry, they’re going slow!
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@GorillaMunch: Haha… I wasn’t trying to start a Second Amendment flamewar, just trying to be witty. And, your comment is pretty close to invoking Godwin’s Law…
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I laughed.
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@TheZetetic:
Lol. Godwin’s Law is always a classic.
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fuck godwin!
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Why is he posing so far away from the sign?
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@HoChunk:
Well it doesn’t necessarily say “Gun Show immediately to the left,” just “Gun Show to the left.”
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FUCKING GAY
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AAAAAAAAAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Look on his face is golden!
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What am I missing?
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What am I missing?
“guns” as a euphemism for biceps.
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@nyokki:
Arms, especially muscular ones, or not muscular ones on men that are proud of themselves when they have no reason to be, are often referred to as “guns.” -
A well regulated militia, being necessary to the security of a free state, the right of the people to keep and bear ARMS, shall not be infringed.
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@TheZetetic: which is why, if youre the government and want to piss people off, you take away teh first thing they use to defend themselves. So that you can ship them off to camps.
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Tickets still available. But hurry, they’re going slow!
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@GorillaMunch: Haha… I wasn’t trying to start a Second Amendment flamewar, just trying to be witty. And, your comment is pretty close to invoking Godwin’s Law…
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fuck godwin!
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Why is he posing so far away from the sign?
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Well it doesn’t necessarily say “Gun Show immediately to the left,” just “Gun Show to the left.” -
FUCKING GAY
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Sir Jeffrey Hudson, Pie
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really?!
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I wonder how it taste.
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He wasn’t dead, it was like the thing strippers do today with cake…
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@vincent.ex2: Are you saying he didn’t die inside the pie, but was just remembered for that one act so it’s all they put on his tombstone?
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@CathyLong: I think you mean “tombcard”.
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God bless you wikipedia, is there nothing you don’t know?
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those eyebrows scare me.
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How dare you question Wikipedia.
That’s really mean. You should apologise. Now drop and give me 50.
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@dieAntagonista: depends…
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Ok never mind. You didn’t give birth to it. My bad.
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can i still go down ?
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Wait a second. What are you talking about. Bitches be crazy.
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take your time…
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@dieAntagonista: Bahaha
I love random info. Might be tough to work this one into a conversation though.
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@TrayShadix:
Screw working it in, just start a new conversation. I just told three people about him to see what their initial reaction was to the picture. Apparently I’m not the only one who immediately assumed he was baked in a pie.
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chicken pesto creme fraiche with mushrooms & pasta OR Honey-Ginger Grilled Salmon
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He killed the Queen’s master of horse in a duel that was fought on horseback. He deserves a better grave marker.
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@TrayShadix: Man, if you knew what a kick I get out of random information, you’d try to sell it to me, or something.
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@dieAntagonista:
Is that why you enjoy talking to me? 
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@Sticky: You got that right. But your flawless grammar and articulate ways, make it easy to listen to you talk about only one subject for eternities.
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really?!
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I wonder how it taste.
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He wasn’t dead, it was like the thing strippers do today with cake…
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@vincent.ex2: Are you saying he didn’t die inside the pie, but was just remembered for that one act so it’s all they put on his tombstone?
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@CathyLong: I think you mean “tombcard”.
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God bless you wikipedia, is there nothing you don’t know?
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those eyebrows scare me.
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How dare you question Wikipedia.
That’s really mean. You should apologise. Now drop and give me 50.
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@dieAntagonista: depends…
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Ok never mind. You didn’t give birth to it. My bad.
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can i still go down ?
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Wait a second. What are you talking about. Bitches be crazy.
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take your time…
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@dieAntagonista: Bahaha
I love random info. Might be tough to work this one into a conversation though.
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@TrayShadix:
Screw working it in, just start a new conversation. I just told three people about him to see what their initial reaction was to the picture. Apparently I’m not the only one who immediately assumed he was baked in a pie. -
chicken pesto creme fraiche with mushrooms & pasta OR Honey-Ginger Grilled Salmon
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He killed the Queen’s master of horse in a duel that was fought on horseback. He deserves a better grave marker.
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@TrayShadix: Man, if you knew what a kick I get out of random information, you’d try to sell it to me, or something.
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@Sticky: You got that right. But your flawless grammar and articulate ways, make it easy to listen to you talk about only one subject for eternities.
Where the Wild Things Are
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it looks beautiful, but im still pissed a movie version was even fucking considered
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@ natedog:
Why would you be upset that a movie version is in the works (or done by now i guess)?
Today’s youth cannot read as a whole so these stories need to be shared somehow, right?
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well, mang. my problem is that these media executives take something creative and awesome and rape it most every time.
instead of making original content, they cancer up the place with a bunch of copypasta. and most of the times, they fuck that up, too.
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@aspoonman: You don’t even need to be able to read.
It’s a picture book.
It’s got maybe 20, 25 pages.
And like
8 sentences.
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@LukeV1-5:
This.
It’s not like Hamlet or Beowulf where it needs to be “reimagined” for the illiterate and impatient generation.
It’s more like The Cat in the Hat. Anyone else remember what a waste of film that was?
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Cat in the hat didn’t have Spike Jonze.
This one is in very good hands. Though the reshoots in June are cause for concern. Apparently the first cut was too dark.
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@Blondie:
too dark??? I hope you mean lighting issues.
The book was full of monsters and night stalker creatures, they aren’t supposed to be “cuddly”. -_-
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@ Cathy Long
I agree with your first comment
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@Blondie: Spike Jonze is involved? Dear non existent gods, I hope its the guys from Jackass, in Wild Things costumes, riding shopping carts into trees. I’d see that a dozen times.
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i’m sick of people complaining about their childhood’s getting “raped.” be glad you were not actually raped when you was a child. this movie is gonna be cool, and it isn’t gonna ruin the book you huge pussies.
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@Luke
I Agree… After reading it every night for the past week to my son, I can now recite it, and turn the pages at the right time with my eyes closed.
Cool book though
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I WAS RAPED WHEN I WAS A CHILD YOU NON SYMPATHETIC PIECE OF SHIT
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It actually looks alright: www.action-figure.com/index.php?name=News&file=article&sid=24681
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it looks beautiful, but im still pissed a movie version was even fucking considered
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@ natedog:
Why would you be upset that a movie version is in the works (or done by now i guess)?
Today’s youth cannot read as a whole so these stories need to be shared somehow, right?
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well, mang. my problem is that these media executives take something creative and awesome and rape it most every time.
instead of making original content, they cancer up the place with a bunch of copypasta. and most of the times, they fuck that up, too.
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@aspoonman: You don’t even need to be able to read.
It’s a picture book.
It’s got maybe 20, 25 pages.
And like
8 sentences.
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@LukeV1-5:
This.It’s not like Hamlet or Beowulf where it needs to be “reimagined” for the illiterate and impatient generation.
It’s more like The Cat in the Hat. Anyone else remember what a waste of film that was?
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Cat in the hat didn’t have Spike Jonze.
This one is in very good hands. Though the reshoots in June are cause for concern. Apparently the first cut was too dark.
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@Blondie:
too dark??? I hope you mean lighting issues.The book was full of monsters and night stalker creatures, they aren’t supposed to be “cuddly”. -_-
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@Blondie: Spike Jonze is involved? Dear non existent gods, I hope its the guys from Jackass, in Wild Things costumes, riding shopping carts into trees. I’d see that a dozen times.
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i’m sick of people complaining about their childhood’s getting “raped.” be glad you were not actually raped when you was a child. this movie is gonna be cool, and it isn’t gonna ruin the book you huge pussies.
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@Luke
I Agree… After reading it every night for the past week to my son, I can now recite it, and turn the pages at the right time with my eyes closed.Cool book though
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I WAS RAPED WHEN I WAS A CHILD YOU NON SYMPATHETIC PIECE OF SHIT
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It actually looks alright: www.action-figure.com/index.php?name=News&file=article&sid=24681
Pi
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HOLY FUCKING SHIT
I did not at first notice the numbers on the rim.
THIS IS FUCKING AWESOME>
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Beautiful.
Yeah it was Pi day on March 14th. This is the best Pi cake I have ever seen.
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DAMN i missed pi day 
and i had remembered. is there any substitute?
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Phi is moar beautiful
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Pi Approximation Day is on July 22nd.
You can also celebrate on April 26th, November 10th, and December 21st.
See, you have no excuse. Go on then. Bake a Pi cake. Do it. Do it now. And don’t forget to take a picture.
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@natedog: Bloody heathen.
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Yes but has anyone yet considered what is the substance, nay, filling of Pie ?
I vote raspberries !
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Looks like cherry pi to me.
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Looks like a repost to me.
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@dieAntagonista: im no good in baking lol i only specialize in alcohol, deserts, breakfast and working with dinner.
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@dieAntagonista: phi totally kicks pi’s ass
i mean really, phi has done so much more for the world than that loser pi anyways
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Has anyone noticed thats not the right decimals for Pi? I think the bakers/creators have put a number on backwards.
It should read 3.141[5]9265358979323846264
the first 5 in the number is backwards which makes it look like a 2.
Just an observation. And boy does it look delicious!
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I say its filled with MATH!
Say, if the diameter of this pi pie was 1 something then it would have a 3.14159265… circumfrence, and it does!
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Wow. That made me hungry.
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Trouble is, you’ll never finish. 
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@HoChunk:
Mr. Chunk, I hereby promote you to writer for every show I think sucks.
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it made of WIN and Cherries
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@RSIxidor: If I wasn’t constantly, in my head, rewriting every show / think sucks, I would take you up on your gracious offer. Thanks anyway.
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I wonder if they pressed the crust with those magnetic refrigerator numbers. If not, at least I know how I’m going to make it ^^
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Yo, I heard you like pi…
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HOLY FUCKING SHIT
I did not at first notice the numbers on the rim.
THIS IS FUCKING AWESOME>
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Beautiful.
Yeah it was Pi day on March 14th. This is the best Pi cake I have ever seen.
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DAMN i missed pi day
and i had remembered. is there any substitute? -
Phi is moar beautiful
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Pi Approximation Day is on July 22nd.
You can also celebrate on April 26th, November 10th, and December 21st.See, you have no excuse. Go on then. Bake a Pi cake. Do it. Do it now. And don’t forget to take a picture.
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@natedog: Bloody heathen.
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Yes but has anyone yet considered what is the substance, nay, filling of Pie ?
I vote raspberries !
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Looks like cherry pi to me.
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Looks like a repost to me.
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@dieAntagonista: im no good in baking lol i only specialize in alcohol, deserts, breakfast and working with dinner.
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@dieAntagonista: phi totally kicks pi’s ass
i mean really, phi has done so much more for the world than that loser pi anyways
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Has anyone noticed thats not the right decimals for Pi? I think the bakers/creators have put a number on backwards.
It should read 3.141[5]9265358979323846264
the first 5 in the number is backwards which makes it look like a 2.
Just an observation. And boy does it look delicious!
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I say its filled with MATH!
Say, if the diameter of this pi pie was 1 something then it would have a 3.14159265… circumfrence, and it does!
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Wow. That made me hungry.
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Trouble is, you’ll never finish.
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@HoChunk:
Mr. Chunk, I hereby promote you to writer for every show I think sucks. -
it made of WIN and Cherries
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@RSIxidor: If I wasn’t constantly, in my head, rewriting every show / think sucks, I would take you up on your gracious offer. Thanks anyway.
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I wonder if they pressed the crust with those magnetic refrigerator numbers. If not, at least I know how I’m going to make it ^^
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Yo, I heard you like pi…
Redneck Mech
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This should be up on blocks.
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Yeeee Haaaaw!
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the thing is probably worth more than the house.
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hahaha nice
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Let’s see them Duke boys get away now.
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Venerable Drednaught of the XI legion. All records have been expunged from Imperial history. Not because of some great heresy, but instead because the XI legion has fallen into a life of cheap beer, meth and welding projects.
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Higher res or sauce?
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hate to break it to you all.. But I don’t think this picture originated anywhere in America…
But I’m basing my judgement on the car sitting there. That’s no Scion xB.
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man… did rednecks do this??? i have to start respecting rednecks a little more XD
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Damn Anonymous, where do you find all this amazing stuff. I guess if you knew the source you would have linked in the post. Sigh.
I’m heartbroken with all these homeless pictures made of awesome.
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Looks more like a Nissan Cube
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More like redmech amirite?
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@Pwnerade: Looks like ‘Fixin ta go on a redmech rampage… lol…
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SONOFABITCH! Who the hell made it close enough to snap a pic of my backyard? Dammit. give a drunken goat addict a simple job: “Shoot anyone with a camera within 1/2 mile of the house.” That’s it. No more civic center hires. Time to restart the Hawaiian Land Shark breeding program.
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I think by definition, if you can build that, you’re not a redneck.
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@AlecDalek: Clearly, whoever they are just spent all their money on building it, so they had to buy the house off’n a hick fer nigh on 10 dollars.
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@dieAntagonista: This one I got from my buddy; internet detritus. I try to get source websites when I can, but mostly they’re just anonymous pics.
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@dieAntagonista: This is a “storage” site by one of my best friends from high school. He basically just uploads any shit he finds.
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@Anonymous: link approved thx
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looks like the mech thing in the intro vid of Empire Earth 1
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Yeeee Haaaaw!
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the thing is probably worth more than the house.
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hahaha nice
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Let’s see them Duke boys get away now.
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Venerable Drednaught of the XI legion. All records have been expunged from Imperial history. Not because of some great heresy, but instead because the XI legion has fallen into a life of cheap beer, meth and welding projects.
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Higher res or sauce?
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hate to break it to you all.. But I don’t think this picture originated anywhere in America…
But I’m basing my judgement on the car sitting there. That’s no Scion xB.
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man… did rednecks do this??? i have to start respecting rednecks a little more XD
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Damn Anonymous, where do you find all this amazing stuff. I guess if you knew the source you would have linked in the post. Sigh.
I’m heartbroken with all these homeless pictures made of awesome.
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Looks more like a Nissan Cube
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More like redmech amirite?
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@Pwnerade: Looks like ‘Fixin ta go on a redmech rampage… lol…
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SONOFABITCH! Who the hell made it close enough to snap a pic of my backyard? Dammit. give a drunken goat addict a simple job: “Shoot anyone with a camera within 1/2 mile of the house.” That’s it. No more civic center hires. Time to restart the Hawaiian Land Shark breeding program.
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I think by definition, if you can build that, you’re not a redneck.
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@AlecDalek: Clearly, whoever they are just spent all their money on building it, so they had to buy the house off’n a hick fer nigh on 10 dollars.
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@dieAntagonista: This one I got from my buddy; internet detritus. I try to get source websites when I can, but mostly they’re just anonymous pics.
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@dieAntagonista: This is a “storage” site by one of my best friends from high school. He basically just uploads any shit he finds.
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@Anonymous: link approved thx
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looks like the mech thing in the intro vid of Empire Earth 1
Trap Bedroom
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I’m reminded of Family guy..
All it needs is a teddy bear.
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IT’S A TRAP!!!!
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Sexual predater?
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my god this is funny
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Hmm…not sure. Admiral?
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Crazy decor, why would someone do this? It’s a permanent fixture
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Its a trap!!
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Get General Akbar on the communicator! Stat!
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If you could bring the top down, that would work well for anyone that works nights and sleeps during the day.
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@nyokki: That problem is easily solved… Gate Hinges, Garage door opener, and ur all set…
The perfect valentine’s day gift for those who frequently experience the despair of waking up next to a hawtie, only to have them look over, try to rub the sleep from their eyes, and then, realizing that they are actually fully awake, grab their clothes and run screaming from the room…
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@Phyreblade: Excellent. Most excellent.
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@nyokki: Es Nada… I like to help the humans…
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epic win – one of the best shots i’ve ever seen. and so true about woman too
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I’m reminded of Family guy..
All it needs is a teddy bear.
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IT’S A TRAP!!!!
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Sexual predater?
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my god this is funny
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Hmm…not sure. Admiral?
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Crazy decor, why would someone do this? It’s a permanent fixture
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Its a trap!!
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Get General Akbar on the communicator! Stat!
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If you could bring the top down, that would work well for anyone that works nights and sleeps during the day.
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@nyokki: That problem is easily solved… Gate Hinges, Garage door opener, and ur all set…
The perfect valentine’s day gift for those who frequently experience the despair of waking up next to a hawtie, only to have them look over, try to rub the sleep from their eyes, and then, realizing that they are actually fully awake, grab their clothes and run screaming from the room…
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@Phyreblade: Excellent. Most excellent.
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@nyokki: Es Nada… I like to help the humans…
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epic win – one of the best shots i’ve ever seen. and so true about woman too
Zombie Food Chain
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Correct me if I’m wrong…but I think this is a repost. it’s a good one tho…
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Repost but Zombies means WIN.
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Throw Adequately Prepared Humans in at the top of that list, and then we’ll be right.
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@LukeV1-5: Adequately prepared humans eat zombies?
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@LukeV1-5: So you’re saying adequately prepared humans would eat the zombies? Since when has anyone ever felt the desire to eat reanimated rotting flesh, let alone human flesh?
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@Putridity: was my immediate question upon reading that comment… not even well done would I bite into undead flesh
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I think necrophiliacs are cool.
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@dieAntagonista: who doesn’t.
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I know right? But nobody likes to admit it. Someone has got to educate the masses about what’s hip and what isn’t.
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@Putridity: Well, let’s look at it this way.
There are ways of removing all blood from a slab of meat. you can hang it, you can boil it off, whatever. As long as you do it long enough, you get every drop of blood out.
Food is scarce after the apocalypse.
You come across a fresh zombie in your backyard, and you don’t carve it up for eatin’?
Well, your malnourished corpse is gonna make for one bony-ass zombie.
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@dieAntagonista
I wouldn’t be caught dead with one.
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@Sticky: Zombie fluids are poisonous.
And no, I haven’t. Because the zombie survival guide is wrong.
If you’re careful, you can survive off dried meat.
If you’re not, you can’t.
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@LukeV1-5:
That’s the nastiest thing I’ve heard in a long time. Didn’t think it was possible. 42,5 points. Oh! There is a new upgrade available.
Y/N
Don’t forget to equip your weapons before you go into battle.
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@LukeV1-5: Im with you. ZOMBIE JERKY FTW!
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I can now equip GAU-8.
I can now equip Optimus Prime.
That’s right.
I can wear Optimus Prime and use a Gau.
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@LukeV1-5:
Kind of like this: img237.imageshack.us/img237/7651/1004406qu1.jpg
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Is the original legible?
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@LukeV1-5:
Just out of the blue here, but if you haven’t read the book, how do you know it’s wrong? I can say that there are parts of it that are wrong. I know this because I’ve read it.
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@LukeV1-5: No Wai! WTH HAX!!!
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Why on earth would I eat a zombie? I have plenty of old foes in the freezer, dried, vacuum sealed, canned. . . and if that runs out can always beat the zombies to you…..
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@wookie_x: Because people routinely quote it at me.
At which point I say, “No. That is incorrect.”
Do you see?
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Correct me if I’m wrong…but I think this is a repost. it’s a good one tho…
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Repost but Zombies means WIN.
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Throw Adequately Prepared Humans in at the top of that list, and then we’ll be right.
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@LukeV1-5: Adequately prepared humans eat zombies?
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@LukeV1-5: So you’re saying adequately prepared humans would eat the zombies? Since when has anyone ever felt the desire to eat reanimated rotting flesh, let alone human flesh?
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@Putridity: was my immediate question upon reading that comment… not even well done would I bite into undead flesh
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I think necrophiliacs are cool.
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@dieAntagonista: who doesn’t.
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I know right? But nobody likes to admit it. Someone has got to educate the masses about what’s hip and what isn’t.
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@Putridity: Well, let’s look at it this way.
There are ways of removing all blood from a slab of meat. you can hang it, you can boil it off, whatever. As long as you do it long enough, you get every drop of blood out.
Food is scarce after the apocalypse.
You come across a fresh zombie in your backyard, and you don’t carve it up for eatin’?
Well, your malnourished corpse is gonna make for one bony-ass zombie.
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@dieAntagonista
I wouldn’t be caught dead with one.
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@Sticky: Zombie fluids are poisonous.
And no, I haven’t. Because the zombie survival guide is wrong.
If you’re careful, you can survive off dried meat.
If you’re not, you can’t.
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@LukeV1-5:
That’s the nastiest thing I’ve heard in a long time. Didn’t think it was possible. 42,5 points. Oh! There is a new upgrade available.
Y/N
Don’t forget to equip your weapons before you go into battle.
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@LukeV1-5: Im with you. ZOMBIE JERKY FTW!
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I can now equip GAU-8.
I can now equip Optimus Prime.
That’s right.
I can wear Optimus Prime and use a Gau.
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@LukeV1-5:
Kind of like this: img237.imageshack.us/img237/7651/1004406qu1.jpg -
Is the original legible?
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@LukeV1-5:
Just out of the blue here, but if you haven’t read the book, how do you know it’s wrong? I can say that there are parts of it that are wrong. I know this because I’ve read it.
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@LukeV1-5: No Wai! WTH HAX!!!
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Why on earth would I eat a zombie? I have plenty of old foes in the freezer, dried, vacuum sealed, canned. . . and if that runs out can always beat the zombies to you…..
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@wookie_x: Because people routinely quote it at me.
At which point I say, “No. That is incorrect.”
Do you see?
Axe Instructions
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MOTHERFUCKING WIN. God, an axe never looked this sexy to me.
And I need to know the source really badly, or else I’m going to jam a pencil into my eye or something unpractical like that.
I love Asian women with weapons.
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I have no idea where I found this; I’ll try though, and get back to you.
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It looks like something that would go along with Batoru rowaiaru(Battle Royale)
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@dieAntagonista: I’ve always found axes this sexy.
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@collegeboy: Do I detect a Wapanese?
Methinks I do.
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@LukeV1-5: It’s possible, my dad lived there for a while, so I inherited it. Read the book a few years ago, movie sucked though.
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@dieAntagonista: You have a axe obsession too! I love tomahawks!
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Excellent, but needs to be BIGGER!
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@Puulaahi: I’ve always been more of a hatchet man myself.
Similar, but not the same.
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@LukeV1-5: Very close to being the same though. I have never really been a gun guy(except for my love of sniper rifles). But always been a steel blade guy. Tomahawks are just badass as hell. Unfortunately I don’t own one.
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@Puulaahi: Same.
And yeah, a tomahawk’s essentially a lighter hatchet.
But when I’m using an axe, I like a little heft.
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ive wasted many a day up at boy scot camp throwing sharp objects. most common is tomahawks, then axes, mauls, and then hatchets (the balance is so weird when you throw them!).
throwing a maul is jolly good fun, but i try not to catch anyone watching me throw it because it is wicked dangerous and i usually make a fool out of myself. however, it is really personally gratifying when you stick it in log rounds from 20 feet.
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@compasseagle89: Part of me really wants to learn how to throw tomahawks and shoot a bow.
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MMMmm. Axe in the face
take that Jared Leto you screamy little buttmunch!
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@Puulaahi:
throwing hawks is a lot of fun, and really easy to learn. it just takes awhile to practice.
shooting arrows WITH a bow (wow, that makes me sound like an asshole…my apologies) is really cool, although ive never gotten into compound bows. im a bigger fan of rifles, but thats probably because ive had a lot more exposure to them.
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I’ve got to agree ,this is pretty damn sexy.
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@dieAntagonista: we have this in common.. Fuckin WIN!
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@compasseagle89: I’m not a fan of the compound bow either. I learned on a recurve, more challenging and more fun.
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@Puulaahi: If you can find a Cold Steel “Viking Raider” that short axe is a sweet thrower. Unfortunately I hit a hidden rock in a stump and shattered mine.
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@collegeboy: LOL No, If memory serves, I don’t think this was in Batoru Rowaiaru, though it would most certainly been quite appropriate…
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PYRO!
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I do throwing axes, and also fight in armour with a poleaxe. The armour is 75 pounds of mild steel. Nothing busts up stress like beating on someone with a big honkin’ axe!
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MOTHERFUCKING WIN. God, an axe never looked this sexy to me.
And I need to know the source really badly, or else I’m going to jam a pencil into my eye or something unpractical like that.
I love Asian women with weapons.
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I have no idea where I found this; I’ll try though, and get back to you.
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It looks like something that would go along with Batoru rowaiaru(Battle Royale)
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@dieAntagonista: I’ve always found axes this sexy.
Also:
@collegeboy: Do I detect a Wapanese?
Methinks I do.
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@LukeV1-5: It’s possible, my dad lived there for a while, so I inherited it. Read the book a few years ago, movie sucked though.
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@dieAntagonista: You have a axe obsession too! I love tomahawks!
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Excellent, but needs to be BIGGER!
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@Puulaahi: I’ve always been more of a hatchet man myself.
Similar, but not the same.
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@LukeV1-5: Very close to being the same though. I have never really been a gun guy(except for my love of sniper rifles). But always been a steel blade guy. Tomahawks are just badass as hell. Unfortunately I don’t own one.
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@Puulaahi: Same.
And yeah, a tomahawk’s essentially a lighter hatchet.
But when I’m using an axe, I like a little heft.
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ive wasted many a day up at boy scot camp throwing sharp objects. most common is tomahawks, then axes, mauls, and then hatchets (the balance is so weird when you throw them!).
throwing a maul is jolly good fun, but i try not to catch anyone watching me throw it because it is wicked dangerous and i usually make a fool out of myself. however, it is really personally gratifying when you stick it in log rounds from 20 feet.
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@compasseagle89: Part of me really wants to learn how to throw tomahawks and shoot a bow.
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MMMmm. Axe in the face
take that Jared Leto you screamy little buttmunch!
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@Puulaahi:
throwing hawks is a lot of fun, and really easy to learn. it just takes awhile to practice.shooting arrows WITH a bow (wow, that makes me sound like an asshole…my apologies) is really cool, although ive never gotten into compound bows. im a bigger fan of rifles, but thats probably because ive had a lot more exposure to them.
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I’ve got to agree ,this is pretty damn sexy.
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@dieAntagonista: we have this in common.. Fuckin WIN!
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@compasseagle89: I’m not a fan of the compound bow either. I learned on a recurve, more challenging and more fun.
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@Puulaahi: If you can find a Cold Steel “Viking Raider” that short axe is a sweet thrower. Unfortunately I hit a hidden rock in a stump and shattered mine.
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@collegeboy: LOL No, If memory serves, I don’t think this was in Batoru Rowaiaru, though it would most certainly been quite appropriate…
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PYRO!
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I do throwing axes, and also fight in armour with a poleaxe. The armour is 75 pounds of mild steel. Nothing busts up stress like beating on someone with a big honkin’ axe!
Snowman Heart
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You shot me fuckhead! You fucken shot me! You fuck!
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@nyokki: “ripped my heart out”
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SNOWALITY!
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Finish him!
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To back up JWebster on this.. as it was the first thing that came to mind
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@ninjoe:
@colonel-yum-yum:
LOL’d
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Just in time for Valentine’s Day. “I said you could have my heart, but I didn’t mean it literally!”
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Should have kept up on the payments.
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Calvin would have done this, and it is win.
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I’ve decided I’m going to read Calvin and Hobbes books to all of my friends future kids as well as my brother’s future kids. I’ll let you all know the hilarity that it causes when it happens.
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Goodbye cruel world…
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You shot me fuckhead! You fucken shot me! You fuck!
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@nyokki: “ripped my heart out”
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SNOWALITY!
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Finish him!
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To back up JWebster on this.. as it was the first thing that came to mind
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@ninjoe:
@colonel-yum-yum:
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Just in time for Valentine’s Day. “I said you could have my heart, but I didn’t mean it literally!”
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Should have kept up on the payments.
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Calvin would have done this, and it is win.
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I’ve decided I’m going to read Calvin and Hobbes books to all of my friends future kids as well as my brother’s future kids. I’ll let you all know the hilarity that it causes when it happens.
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Goodbye cruel world…
Why So Curious, George?
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I saw this on some other website. This is awesome. Really funny.
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heheh
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I see what you did there
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Cool stuff, Someone actually went through the trouble of doing a watercolour! Impressive
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would have been better if it just said “Why so curious?” still pretty good though.
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Awesome! I used to watch this all the time when I was a wee chap.
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Joker Win.
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I saw this on some other website. This is awesome. Really funny.
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heheh
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I see what you did there
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Cool stuff, Someone actually went through the trouble of doing a watercolour! Impressive
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would have been better if it just said “Why so curious?” still pretty good though.
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Awesome! I used to watch this all the time when I was a wee chap.
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Joker Win.
Barack Obama Action Figure
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Available from this Japanese Toy Site, a 12″ highly detailed Ninja Barack Obama!
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Ummm… Where is Ninja Barak? I see Jedi Barak, Samurai Barak, Spook Barak… But no Ninja Barak…
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I find your lack of Hope disturbing (as well as the lack of nun chucks).
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If you can’t see Ninja Barack then he’s doing his job right
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…sigh. Look people, More Barack Obama pictures on myconfinedspace!
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@Solid_Squirrel: LOL Ah… Good point… I forgot about that… Nvm. Carry on then.
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they clearly spent a lot of time on the face & hair, but the ill fitting suit in the last pic was an afterthought.
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Mace?
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@db_tanker: In my defense, I submitted this about a week before the other posted.
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@greenie:
really? you didn’t notice the 10,000 before this one and somehow realized that Tiki had a hardon for Obama? Is this new news to you?
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Review by R. A. Donville for Rating: We followed the size chart ectlaxy and were disappointed to find the small costume, which arrived quickly, was too small for our 4 year old who fit both the height weight chart listed by Rubies. Worse, Future Memories charges an undocumented 20% restocking fee so it is barely worth my return postage to get my money back.
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Ummm… Where is Ninja Barak? I see Jedi Barak, Samurai Barak, Spook Barak… But no Ninja Barak…
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I find your lack of Hope disturbing (as well as the lack of nun chucks).
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If you can’t see Ninja Barack then he’s doing his job right
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…sigh. Look people, More Barack Obama pictures on myconfinedspace!
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@Solid_Squirrel: LOL Ah… Good point… I forgot about that… Nvm. Carry on then.
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they clearly spent a lot of time on the face & hair, but the ill fitting suit in the last pic was an afterthought.
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Mace?
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@db_tanker: In my defense, I submitted this about a week before the other posted.
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really? you didn’t notice the 10,000 before this one and somehow realized that Tiki had a hardon for Obama? Is this new news to you? -
Review by R. A. Donville for Rating: We followed the size chart ectlaxy and were disappointed to find the small costume, which arrived quickly, was too small for our 4 year old who fit both the height weight chart listed by Rubies. Worse, Future Memories charges an undocumented 20% restocking fee so it is barely worth my return postage to get my money back.
Metric Condom
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Now she can know without a doubt how long you are. In centimeters.
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Not of that retarded imperial shit.
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Metric or GTFO!
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7. M.
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the metric system makes me sound as though i’m hung like a horse.
in reality- i am well hung for a gnat. LOL
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male size is just as varied as female depth. Being large isn’t always a good thing. If its too big and ramming against my cervix, that makes me nauseous and that is no fun. So guys remember, no matter what size or shape you are, there are women out there with a lock perfectly shaped for your key.
Which is exactly why chastity is so profoundly stupid, because it is the worst sort of gamble. What happens when the happy virginal couple discover that they physically don’t fit each other and sex is too painful or even not possible? Exploration is damn important.
But I doubt vany of the fine folk around here are so daft.
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@sylvanish: I am slightly very daft.
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I’m 6 inches. and yes sylvanish, size doesn’t matter.
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@casemods: That is not at all what I was saying.
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@sylvanish: And also, about the virginal couple, I do understand what you mean. But on the other hand, who falls in love with people because their keys and locks match.
Besides I think I read somewhere that a woman’s vagina can ‘adjust’ or whatever.
Or what do you propose, should women try out different men until they found the right key? I disagree.
I know most women don’t like to hear it, but it’s different for women than for men. There is in fact a difference. While sex with a lot of different women won’t change a man, physically, it does change a woman.
And whether big or small, the genitals of a man are the last thing I worry about. I get the whole deal with exploration etc. but exploration as you put it, doesn’t have much to do with love. And sex without love eats up your soul.
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And now go on and call me close-minded, if it means that I’m close-minded then so be it. It’s how I lived my life so far and it’s how I’m going to continue until I may fall in love with another person, not his key. And I think I’m doing pretty good so far.
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So hubby is just over 20cm. He’ll like that much better. 
@sylvanish: I agree 100% (see next comment)
@dieAntagonista: How you choose to live your life is totally 100% your choice and no one else’s opinions should be used in place of your own. For the vast majority of people sizes can be worked with/around. So most need not worry about whether their keys and locks “fit”. My only advice would be that, when you fall in love and begin a sexual relationship, be open to experiment, have fun and see what works for both of you. You get better w/ each other over time. You prolly didn’t really need this advice, but I figured I’d just throw it out there.
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It’s not the size it’s how you use it. I want a meaningful relationship too. The sex will happen when it happens.
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measurements on a condom?
make the asians feel even more insecure, great
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@KommissarKvC: We need to make them feel insecure about something. If this works…good.
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@dieAntagonista: oh dear, i grok, and i don’t think you are close minded at all.. I guess I should of elaborated; because i very much believe a good relationship requires mental and spiritual compatibility as well as physical. The human experience is three fold, and each element on its own is only 1/3 as important as the other two. But true love requires the love of the body just as much as the mind and the spirit. No intimate relationship will work if it is founded on only one of those factors.
And physically speaking, if you were to say there are big, medium and small sizes, for both male and female ; medium can work with all three, for the other, but big won’t work with small and small wont work with big, so on average the majority, yeah, there is easy adaptation, some woman, but not all, can adapt to differences in size, but that’s mostly just in regards to girth, -not- length. No amount of sex will change the depth of a woman or the shape of her skeleton.
But I guess what I am failing to summarize, and what my point was supposed to be, is that people need to be emotionally, mentally AND physically compatible for a good relationship to happen. 2/3 can work, but I would never commit to an exclusive and life long relationship with someone who wasn’t 3/3 compatible with me, and I will never share sex with someone I don’t love.
But I’m not saying exploration of potential partners requires sex, and i’m not encouraging promiscuity. There’s lots more of course, it’s simply a matter of knowing yourself and your body, so you will know what you need in a partner, and being able to explore and experiment with people you connect to, so you know you will match, should you decide to really commit to that person… I don’t advocate sex without the connection of the mind and heart first, but I do strongly encourage that once those connections are made, there needs to be a physical connection that works before something like marriage is entered, or the relationship is doomed to stagnation at best. There is a certain chastity that can be held still, and virginity can be a beautiful wedding gift, but you can keep those true while still exploring each other and learning that you will be sexually compatible, when you are ready, without having actual intercourse. That’s what our eyes and fingers and lips are for.
I’ve just seen it happen too often amongst my friends and loved ones, where a great relationship fell apart and ended in heart break purely because they were sexually incompatible. For whatever reason, that always strikes me as more tragic than when relationships fail because of a mental or spiritual difference. Usually because its the breaking of what should have been a lasting and strong friendship. And it’s not just biological size either, it could just as well be a difference of rhythm that prevents the relationship from working. I’ve had relationships with both guys and girls, that were fantastic, on a mental and spiritual level, but when we moved to a physical level, we just didn’t match, our rhythms didn’t harmonize and we returned to just being friends, luckily, and they are still some of my best friends. Had I committed to a marriage with any of them, who were certainly ideal on both mental and spiritual levels, without exploring our sexuality beforehand, the result would be unhappiness and infidelity and every night would drive us further and further apart, unless we agreed to an Atlantean style marriage.
I respect you and your life choices very much dieA, and I understand what your saying. But I just need to say that you are wrong about what I meant as exploration, in that it is very much and purely a facet of love, every kiss and caress and soft touch is an exploration of love, not just carnal gratification.
I’m rambling I know, but the last thing i’ll say, as an example about what i mean in regards to exploration: Would you want to wait until your honeymoon to learn that he likes it really rough? that he needs to be choked? or even that his member isn’t going to fit without a lot of pain? If you don’t explore your sexuality beforehand, how will you know that say, you like it soft and slow and gentle, but he likes it hard and fast and rough? Or the other way around…
I know that I’m rather physically shallow, and I simply cannot easily have sex with any man who is -longer- than 5 or 6 inches, without limiting the positions, or being annoyingly cautious during the fun, or it slams against my cervix and makes me want to vomit. And during the mindless passions of lovemaking, that is a horrible sensation to have suddenly come up on me. I also know I am very voracious and demanding sexually, and i’ve cried many times over the pain of relationships that have failed because otherwise incredible people and wonderful friends, didn’t have a matching libido.
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@sylvanish: I think I speak for us all when I say, tl;dr
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@sylvanish: Honestly, no one cares THAT much.
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@sylvanish: Don’t worry, I didn’t read it.
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@sylvanish-thank you much for trying as hard as you could to express that honest ideal. It could have been said better, but the concept came through. The basic idea that people need to be compatible on multiple levels is true. The idea that someone can be compatible on many levels and be near and dear to one’s heart, but still not a plausible long term lover is also true.
I just want to point out that trying to find someone who is perfect in all categories is also a falsehood. I spent all of my teens and most of my 20s trying to find the woman who fit all of my needs. I spent a lot of time on meaningless flings, but when I was truly into someone it was because they were “utterly perfect” and in reality a delusion about what was important and not in my life.
After my awakening, I realized that one person cannot hope to fill all of my needs and all of my wants/desires/explorations. While I can fulfill all of my sexual desires with my current girlfriend, as well as having a loving and secure life together, I still get together with my friend B**** to go to a museum or see an opera, and call my friend M**** to talk politics or plan a party. Sometimes my girlfriend and I think about including others into our sexual experience, but that probably won’t happen. What will happen is that we will continue to meet people who fill different needs that each of us have, and that each of us can’t meet. I don’t consider this a failure on our part.
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@WistfulD: yeah i know what you mean. But when i say someone is compatible on the three basic levels, that doesn’t mean perfect. Sometimes compatible just means tolerable to some degrees. Personally, I think if someone ever found their “perfect” partner, they’d cease to exist, or Shakespearean tragedy would ensue as Chaos and Nature would never let perfection exist for more than a moment in any given place.
And yeah, as soon as i hit submit on that comment I facepalmed at how silly it was to be so overly wordy and emotional at a public place like this.
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Not of that retarded imperial shit.
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Metric or GTFO!
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7. M.
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the metric system makes me sound as though i’m hung like a horse.
in reality- i am well hung for a gnat. LOL
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male size is just as varied as female depth. Being large isn’t always a good thing. If its too big and ramming against my cervix, that makes me nauseous and that is no fun. So guys remember, no matter what size or shape you are, there are women out there with a lock perfectly shaped for your key.
Which is exactly why chastity is so profoundly stupid, because it is the worst sort of gamble. What happens when the happy virginal couple discover that they physically don’t fit each other and sex is too painful or even not possible? Exploration is damn important.
But I doubt vany of the fine folk around here are so daft.
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@sylvanish: I am slightly very daft.
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I’m 6 inches. and yes sylvanish, size doesn’t matter.
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@casemods: That is not at all what I was saying.
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@sylvanish: And also, about the virginal couple, I do understand what you mean. But on the other hand, who falls in love with people because their keys and locks match.
Besides I think I read somewhere that a woman’s vagina can ‘adjust’ or whatever.
Or what do you propose, should women try out different men until they found the right key? I disagree.
I know most women don’t like to hear it, but it’s different for women than for men. There is in fact a difference. While sex with a lot of different women won’t change a man, physically, it does change a woman.
And whether big or small, the genitals of a man are the last thing I worry about. I get the whole deal with exploration etc. but exploration as you put it, doesn’t have much to do with love. And sex without love eats up your soul.
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And now go on and call me close-minded, if it means that I’m close-minded then so be it. It’s how I lived my life so far and it’s how I’m going to continue until I may fall in love with another person, not his key. And I think I’m doing pretty good so far.
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So hubby is just over 20cm. He’ll like that much better.
@sylvanish: I agree 100% (see next comment)
@dieAntagonista: How you choose to live your life is totally 100% your choice and no one else’s opinions should be used in place of your own. For the vast majority of people sizes can be worked with/around. So most need not worry about whether their keys and locks “fit”. My only advice would be that, when you fall in love and begin a sexual relationship, be open to experiment, have fun and see what works for both of you. You get better w/ each other over time. You prolly didn’t really need this advice, but I figured I’d just throw it out there.
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It’s not the size it’s how you use it. I want a meaningful relationship too. The sex will happen when it happens.
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measurements on a condom?
make the asians feel even more insecure, great
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@KommissarKvC: We need to make them feel insecure about something. If this works…good.
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@dieAntagonista: oh dear, i grok, and i don’t think you are close minded at all.. I guess I should of elaborated; because i very much believe a good relationship requires mental and spiritual compatibility as well as physical. The human experience is three fold, and each element on its own is only 1/3 as important as the other two. But true love requires the love of the body just as much as the mind and the spirit. No intimate relationship will work if it is founded on only one of those factors.
And physically speaking, if you were to say there are big, medium and small sizes, for both male and female ; medium can work with all three, for the other, but big won’t work with small and small wont work with big, so on average the majority, yeah, there is easy adaptation, some woman, but not all, can adapt to differences in size, but that’s mostly just in regards to girth, -not- length. No amount of sex will change the depth of a woman or the shape of her skeleton.
But I guess what I am failing to summarize, and what my point was supposed to be, is that people need to be emotionally, mentally AND physically compatible for a good relationship to happen. 2/3 can work, but I would never commit to an exclusive and life long relationship with someone who wasn’t 3/3 compatible with me, and I will never share sex with someone I don’t love.
But I’m not saying exploration of potential partners requires sex, and i’m not encouraging promiscuity. There’s lots more of course, it’s simply a matter of knowing yourself and your body, so you will know what you need in a partner, and being able to explore and experiment with people you connect to, so you know you will match, should you decide to really commit to that person… I don’t advocate sex without the connection of the mind and heart first, but I do strongly encourage that once those connections are made, there needs to be a physical connection that works before something like marriage is entered, or the relationship is doomed to stagnation at best. There is a certain chastity that can be held still, and virginity can be a beautiful wedding gift, but you can keep those true while still exploring each other and learning that you will be sexually compatible, when you are ready, without having actual intercourse. That’s what our eyes and fingers and lips are for.
I’ve just seen it happen too often amongst my friends and loved ones, where a great relationship fell apart and ended in heart break purely because they were sexually incompatible. For whatever reason, that always strikes me as more tragic than when relationships fail because of a mental or spiritual difference. Usually because its the breaking of what should have been a lasting and strong friendship. And it’s not just biological size either, it could just as well be a difference of rhythm that prevents the relationship from working. I’ve had relationships with both guys and girls, that were fantastic, on a mental and spiritual level, but when we moved to a physical level, we just didn’t match, our rhythms didn’t harmonize and we returned to just being friends, luckily, and they are still some of my best friends. Had I committed to a marriage with any of them, who were certainly ideal on both mental and spiritual levels, without exploring our sexuality beforehand, the result would be unhappiness and infidelity and every night would drive us further and further apart, unless we agreed to an Atlantean style marriage.
I respect you and your life choices very much dieA, and I understand what your saying. But I just need to say that you are wrong about what I meant as exploration, in that it is very much and purely a facet of love, every kiss and caress and soft touch is an exploration of love, not just carnal gratification.
I’m rambling I know, but the last thing i’ll say, as an example about what i mean in regards to exploration: Would you want to wait until your honeymoon to learn that he likes it really rough? that he needs to be choked? or even that his member isn’t going to fit without a lot of pain? If you don’t explore your sexuality beforehand, how will you know that say, you like it soft and slow and gentle, but he likes it hard and fast and rough? Or the other way around…
I know that I’m rather physically shallow, and I simply cannot easily have sex with any man who is -longer- than 5 or 6 inches, without limiting the positions, or being annoyingly cautious during the fun, or it slams against my cervix and makes me want to vomit. And during the mindless passions of lovemaking, that is a horrible sensation to have suddenly come up on me. I also know I am very voracious and demanding sexually, and i’ve cried many times over the pain of relationships that have failed because otherwise incredible people and wonderful friends, didn’t have a matching libido.
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@sylvanish: I think I speak for us all when I say, tl;dr
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@sylvanish: Honestly, no one cares THAT much.
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@sylvanish: Don’t worry, I didn’t read it.
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@sylvanish-thank you much for trying as hard as you could to express that honest ideal. It could have been said better, but the concept came through. The basic idea that people need to be compatible on multiple levels is true. The idea that someone can be compatible on many levels and be near and dear to one’s heart, but still not a plausible long term lover is also true.
I just want to point out that trying to find someone who is perfect in all categories is also a falsehood. I spent all of my teens and most of my 20s trying to find the woman who fit all of my needs. I spent a lot of time on meaningless flings, but when I was truly into someone it was because they were “utterly perfect” and in reality a delusion about what was important and not in my life.
After my awakening, I realized that one person cannot hope to fill all of my needs and all of my wants/desires/explorations. While I can fulfill all of my sexual desires with my current girlfriend, as well as having a loving and secure life together, I still get together with my friend B**** to go to a museum or see an opera, and call my friend M**** to talk politics or plan a party. Sometimes my girlfriend and I think about including others into our sexual experience, but that probably won’t happen. What will happen is that we will continue to meet people who fill different needs that each of us have, and that each of us can’t meet. I don’t consider this a failure on our part.
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@WistfulD: yeah i know what you mean. But when i say someone is compatible on the three basic levels, that doesn’t mean perfect. Sometimes compatible just means tolerable to some degrees. Personally, I think if someone ever found their “perfect” partner, they’d cease to exist, or Shakespearean tragedy would ensue as Chaos and Nature would never let perfection exist for more than a moment in any given place.
And yeah, as soon as i hit submit on that comment I facepalmed at how silly it was to be so overly wordy and emotional at a public place like this.
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Leonides Ross
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This one is better: i106.photobucket.com/albums/m263/derNachtigall/800_.jpg
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Bob Ross rules though.
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I like the one about him burying the guy near the house.
And also that one die posted.
And also that one up there about arta
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Fukken saved!
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This is still greeeaaaattttttaaaaaaaa! its also reeeeeepoooooooostaaaaaaa!
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@die
Hahaha! First time I’ve seen that one. Awesome.
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Where’s his pet squirrel?
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He was supposed to have his own Wii game
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That’s just so wrong, to take Bob Ross’s voice and HAVING IT SCREAM AT YOU!
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@dieAntagonista: Hell Yes he does. lol
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@dieAntagonista: i’m sorry die but this one surpass your own… srry again
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This one is better: i106.photobucket.com/albums/m263/derNachtigall/800_.jpg
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Bob Ross rules though.
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I like the one about him burying the guy near the house.
And also that one die posted.
And also that one up there about arta
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Fukken saved!
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This is still greeeaaaattttttaaaaaaaa! its also reeeeeepoooooooostaaaaaaa!
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@die
Hahaha! First time I’ve seen that one. Awesome.
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Where’s his pet squirrel?
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He was supposed to have his own Wii game
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That’s just so wrong, to take Bob Ross’s voice and HAVING IT SCREAM AT YOU!
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@dieAntagonista: Hell Yes he does. lol
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@dieAntagonista: i’m sorry die but this one surpass your own… srry again
Self Love Chart
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I’m sure I read a Darwin award about a guy trying the microwaved melon, apparently melons can get quite hot if you microwave them. A bit like those McDonalds apple pies. The guys advice was to check the temp with your finger first.
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Well, that’s just common sense thar.
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cpnichol,
I microwave butter for like 5 minutes and i put it in a glass and pour it on her cooter.
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@tetris block: If you can’t go that long without shoving butter into your gaping maw, I’m going to assume you’re american.
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caio, you’re overkilling on the bashing America routine. L_Tetris_Block is referencing a popular and funny forum post.
I’d post a link, but I’m reluctant to put the phrase “microwave butter cooter” into google.
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Do you think I bother with some Johnny Come Lately meme when I’ve got such an awesome store? I was referring to Fat Chicks with Party Hats:
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Golden girls marathon? That’s just wrong…
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I’m sure I read a Darwin award about a guy trying the microwaved melon, apparently melons can get quite hot if you microwave them. A bit like those McDonalds apple pies. The guys advice was to check the temp with your finger first.
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Well, that’s just common sense thar.
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cpnichol,
I microwave butter for like 5 minutes and i put it in a glass and pour it on her cooter.
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@tetris block: If you can’t go that long without shoving butter into your gaping maw, I’m going to assume you’re american.
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caio, you’re overkilling on the bashing America routine. L_Tetris_Block is referencing a popular and funny forum post.
I’d post a link, but I’m reluctant to put the phrase “microwave butter cooter” into google. -
Do you think I bother with some Johnny Come Lately meme when I’ve got such an awesome store? I was referring to Fat Chicks with Party Hats:
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Golden girls marathon? That’s just wrong…
NSFW – Robot Sex
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[tiki says : Can robots be nsfw?]
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Apparently….yes.
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cmon can you do alittle work on the face, make it look altitle more femane. lol, i guess i cant complain it is considered art. but they could of done a better job.
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grab the WD-40
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Apparently….yes.
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cmon can you do alittle work on the face, make it look altitle more femane. lol, i guess i cant complain it is considered art. but they could of done a better job.
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grab the WD-40
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Cannibal Banquet
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Hey! That’s not even a real girl!
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Om nom nom…
wait.. this is fake…
oh, well.
om nom nom
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Thank God they censored it. I hate it when nice cannibalistic rituals are ruined by sexual exploitation.
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I vote removal for edited pic violation!
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Hey! That’s not even a real girl!
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Om nom nom…
wait.. this is fake…
oh, well.
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Thank God they censored it. I hate it when nice cannibalistic rituals are ruined by sexual exploitation.
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I vote removal for edited pic violation!
August 3, 2009 at 8:03 pm
It took me a second. Cool idea, Mr Whoever-thought-of-it
August 3, 2009 at 10:51 pm
Took me a couple more, but yeah, definitely cool.
August 3, 2009 at 8:15 pm
This is quite nifty.
August 3, 2009 at 11:32 pm
The staple buildings are cool. But the camera angle and lighting is amazing.
August 4, 2009 at 10:52 pm
YEAH? well so are you.
August 7, 2009 at 4:46 am
I like how it’s focused on the right center of the picture, very cool idea, and someone was seriously bored!