I’m sure I read a Darwin award about a guy trying the microwaved melon, apparently melons can get quite hot if you microwave them. A bit like those McDonalds apple pies. The guys advice was to check the temp with your finger first.

Comment by cpnichol — February 20, 2008 @ 9:32 am

Well, that’s just common sense thar.

Comment by Kaze — February 20, 2008 @ 10:25 am

cpnichol,

I microwave butter for like 5 minutes and i put it in a glass and pour it on her cooter.

Comment by L_Tetris_Block — February 20, 2008 @ 3:40 pm

@tetris block: If you can’t go that long without shoving butter into your gaping maw, I’m going to assume you’re american.

Comment by Caio — February 21, 2008 @ 12:20 am

caio, you’re overkilling on the bashing America routine. L_Tetris_Block is referencing a popular and funny forum post.
I’d post a link, but I’m reluctant to put the phrase “microwave butter cooter” into google.

Comment by reboot — February 21, 2008 @ 12:39 am

Do you think I bother with some Johnny Come Lately meme when I’ve got such an awesome store? I was referring to Fat Chicks with Party Hats:

http://www.fatchicksinpartyhats.com/

Comment by Caio — February 21, 2008 @ 12:41 am

Golden girls marathon? That’s just wrong…

Comment by casemods — February 25, 2008 @ 1:06 am

Apparently….yes.

Comment by jamestown — October 3, 2007 @ 9:14 pm

cmon can you do alittle work on the face, make it look altitle more femane. lol, i guess i cant complain it is considered art. but they could of done a better job.

Comment by Cargen — October 4, 2007 @ 12:34 am

grab the WD-40

Comment by knogoodidleft — October 4, 2007 @ 12:37 pm

do the bender…

bender could do it better.

Comment by bennylin — October 4, 2007 @ 4:58 pm

Hey! That’s not even a real girl!

Comment by Hepathos — September 19, 2007 @ 11:10 am

Om nom nom…
wait.. this is fake…
oh, well.
om nom nom

Comment by t. durden — September 19, 2007 @ 11:25 am

Thank God they censored it. I hate it when nice cannibalistic rituals are ruined by sexual exploitation.

Comment by L_Tetris_Block — September 19, 2007 @ 8:10 pm

I vote removal for edited pic violation!

Comment by casemods — September 21, 2007 @ 2:54 am

I’m totally doing this to the urinals at school!

Comment by casemods — September 21, 2007 @ 2:54 am

No thanks, I think its much more enjoyable to piss on the floor.

Comment by bob — September 19, 2007 @ 8:34 am

lol, that’s awesome! I hope that’s in a bar so you get a lot of repeat tries

Comment by lee7 — September 19, 2007 @ 7:52 pm

FAKE arranged Christian marriages.

Comment by reboot — September 18, 2007 @ 1:10 am

OH THANK GOD!! For a minute there i actually thought this was real!! hahaha…those crazy christians

Comment by Wally — September 18, 2007 @ 2:05 am

Shit, they ripped off me again!

Comment by Hepathos — September 18, 2007 @ 3:00 am

It’s pretty obviously fake… the testimonials are the best part. It’s funny because it’s possible.

Comment by natakamus — September 18, 2007 @ 8:43 am

Yup, FAKE….check page 5 and look at Janna G… http://marryourdaughter.net/in.....itstart=15

“Janna is a nice Jewish girl from the northeast” but the description says “Janna G.
Age: 16,
Location: Midwest”

FTW???!?!?!?!?!?

Comment by egnilk66 — September 18, 2007 @ 9:42 am

Damn it! I wanted me a nubile young christian I could corrupt. I felt a twitch in my Captain America zone and everything!

Comment by DemolitionsGeek — September 18, 2007 @ 10:45 am

egnilk66,
“Janna is a nice Jewish girl from the northeast” . From the northeast means that is where someone is from, not where they currently reside.

Comment by EvilDon — September 18, 2007 @ 11:05 am

Hooray CGI.

Comment by The ATZ — September 15, 2007 @ 1:53 pm

At least they DID made some cool stuff with the CGI effects.

Comment by Hepathos — September 15, 2007 @ 4:11 pm

I can’t wait for this technology to become widely available to the average person like me.

Comment by casemods — September 17, 2007 @ 4:10 am

Normally I hate this sort of thing… I prefer not to see people get hurt. But damn, that was pretty funny.

Comment by jasonp — September 13, 2007 @ 10:57 am

You’re doing it wrong!

Comment by M-3 — September 13, 2007 @ 1:53 pm

Hahaha, Motorcycle-ninjas attack

Comment by Hepathos — September 13, 2007 @ 2:05 pm

In a weird sort of way he’s kind of lucky. Sure that would hurt like hell but it would stop a lot of his forward motion. So he hits a minivan instead of sliding down 50 feet of pavement.

Comment by Silver — September 13, 2007 @ 4:05 pm

Doesn’t look like a wheelie to me, just too quick of a stop - well, at least an unintentional wheelie.

Comment by bob — September 13, 2007 @ 4:16 pm

Looks like an uber-hard stoppie.

Comment by Sticky — September 13, 2007 @ 5:01 pm

I guess it’s an endo-oooooover.

Comment by M-3 — September 13, 2007 @ 7:56 pm

Yes, thats true Silver, but your forgetting that the motorcycle he previously launched himself from still contains forward momentum…. which means its likely to go over the top of him!! so really, it MIGHT have been better to slide across the road as he looks fairly well covered

NOW he ends up smacking into the car infront…hitting the road below…getting his motorcycle running over the top of him and possibly the one behind!!

INSTEAD of launching over the handle bars, rolling across and getting some nasty rashes and cuts!!

Comment by Wally — September 14, 2007 @ 12:58 am

It’s not a wheelie; it’s a stoppie

Comment by heavylee — September 19, 2007 @ 11:32 am

He should have done a barrel roll.

Comment by Ando — September 19, 2007 @ 1:02 pm

Or a screw attack!

Comment by Hepathos — September 19, 2007 @ 3:32 pm

Look, Stark got another armor. Ritch bastard….

Comment by Hepathos — September 9, 2007 @ 2:26 pm

Anyone notice how his shoulders get progressively bigger?

Comment by teh_patMAN — September 10, 2007 @ 12:34 am

Gah, the original suit isn’t in there.

Comment by tiki god — September 10, 2007 @ 8:56 am

yeah, his original suit was all kinds of Kirby Kick Ass.

Comment by natakamus — September 10, 2007 @ 9:04 am

teh_patMAN: Probably he stores his booze in the shoulders.

Comment by Hepathos — September 10, 2007 @ 9:43 am

The original one? As in, the first ever suit?

Also, WarMachine kicks all sorts of ass.

Comment by LukeV1-5 — September 10, 2007 @ 1:14 pm

Jimmy Carr rocks your world.

Comment by numb7rs — September 7, 2007 @ 12:46 pm

A practical joke played on one of my friends:

Somebody put an add in the paper for “Free Skin-Flute Lessons”, with his phone number.

The people at the paper were clueless as to the true meaning.

Friggin hilarious!

Comment by Kerry — September 7, 2007 @ 1:30 pm

please share the wisdom, i has teh clueless!!

Comment by el_metal — September 7, 2007 @ 8:47 pm

Yeah I don’t get this one either.

Comment by casemods — September 8, 2007 @ 6:50 pm