I don’t see anything suggestive. It’s just your biological clock doing it’s tricks.

Comment by unknown — August 20, 2008 @ 8:09 am

It does have a biologically odd look about it.
I can’t put my penis…er’ finger in it…er’ on it…
yeah.

Comment by Kidrythm — August 20, 2008 @ 9:51 am

THERE IS SAND IN THAT VAGINA

Comment by natedog — August 20, 2008 @ 12:21 pm

I wonder if it’s technically correct. It has that look about it. Fractals tend to look the same regardless of scale.

Comment by nyokki — August 20, 2008 @ 2:11 pm

Epic cake!

Comment by st_judas — June 12, 2008 @ 8:31 am

You know, I still haven’t seen that video. I also plan on keeping it that way.

Comment by FlyingMantisShrimp — June 12, 2008 @ 8:36 am

You sir are missing out on one of lifes greatest pleasures. Also, i need this cake.

Comment by thelotuseater725 — June 12, 2008 @ 8:49 am

its all wrong! wrong!!!! wrong!!!

Comment by robustion — June 12, 2008 @ 9:02 am

Om nom nom?

Comment by SimTek — June 12, 2008 @ 9:21 am

om nom nom puke

Comment by colonel-yum-yum — June 12, 2008 @ 9:32 am

Cake is full of WIN and Wrong

Comment by CMoorehead — June 12, 2008 @ 10:08 am

Chocolate Rain

Comment by Mack — June 12, 2008 @ 10:11 am

the cake is a lie

and you bitches just got Tay Zonday’d

Comment by natedog — June 12, 2008 @ 10:21 am

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2_Girls_1_Cup

the video is only a trailer? omg - feature length is available! break out the hand lotion!

Comment by redxblack — June 12, 2008 @ 12:33 pm

I think I would throw up/gag while eating the cake, I wouldn’t be able to stop thinking bout the video.

Comment by Wisebrute — June 13, 2008 @ 6:13 pm

i dig the flying saucer helmet one

Comment by wizardoffahz — May 27, 2008 @ 12:17 am

The guys on the right could have really helped the guys on the left.

“Swords at the ready men, wait…..what, they have M16’s? What the fuck is that? Ah fuck it…CHARGE”

Comment by colonel-yum-yum — May 27, 2008 @ 3:43 am

lol@ the fat dude on the end. who needs athleticism when you have superior technology?

Comment by shakemaster — May 27, 2008 @ 4:27 am

of the DECLARED wars (which the last three do not count), this is missing the War of 1812 and the Mexican American War. it’s not a fail, but an incomplete.

Comment by redxblack — May 27, 2008 @ 4:54 pm

@redxblack

The Gulf Wars weren’t wars? What, have you been watching Fox News again?

Comment by AlecDalek — May 27, 2008 @ 9:08 pm

@AlecDalek
No, Fox News would be the people declaring events as wars. They were in fact Police Actions and not formal wars. The fact that it wasn’t an official war doesn’t make it any less tragic that our citizens died in combat.

Comment by tiki god — May 28, 2008 @ 9:48 am

We’re missing Korea, though it looked a lot like WW2.

Comment by jadechimera — May 28, 2008 @ 6:08 pm

And is it just me, or are Vietnam and Iraq II out-of-step?

Comment by jadechimera — May 28, 2008 @ 6:09 pm

Aww it’s so cute! It’s barely learning how to ’splode!

Comment by pedantic — May 26, 2008 @ 1:10 pm

awww, look at it’s cute liwwle ion core :3

Comment by Hepathos — May 26, 2008 @ 2:41 pm

Uncanny resemblance to Firefox logo.

Comment by dorix — May 26, 2008 @ 3:25 pm

Universe goatse???

Comment by mdj1281 — May 26, 2008 @ 3:45 pm

I call rule 34. I see two infernos gang raping a black hole. *Ah-hem*..’scuse me, ‘African American’ hole.

Comment by pedantic — May 26, 2008 @ 9:23 pm

How does one know it’s young? Is it teh lack of bewbies or pewbs that gives it away?

Comment by j_bryon — May 30, 2008 @ 4:08 pm

I must admit the execution is funny. That said, I think its funny how the poorest (read: least rich) of the candidates, who spent the most time helping the poor as a community organizer instead of lining his pockets, who has just paid off student loans in the past 5 years, who has spent the least amount of time cut off from the average american by becoming part of the political machine…
…is the snob.

Comment by chris_hates_freedom — May 22, 2008 @ 9:43 am

This sad part is that your right about his past and he still is a snob, but it wouldn’t be the first time that a person like him is one.

This fun is going to start in a few months when videos of him and his wife making “whitey” comments and other unsavory items comes to the surface. At least Hillary’s problems had been exposed many years before and there probable wasn’t much new things hidden somewhere.

Comment by gor — May 22, 2008 @ 10:30 am

………”piffle”.

Comment by ladyoftheorb — May 22, 2008 @ 11:33 am

Um, maybe he’s just recently finished paying off his student loans because he’s really freaking young, and there’s no reason to pay off your student loans early because you can make more paying the extra money into just about any investment fund than you can paying off your student loans because you’ll never get another loan with such a low interest rate in your entire life, with the exception of maybe your mortgage if you got it at the absolute best time?

Comment by AliceH — May 22, 2008 @ 12:54 pm

That’s hysterical!

The bonus is when all the fucking cocklicks start crying.

“My holy martyr! No!”

lol@u

Comment by mAgnUS BUTTfoorson — May 22, 2008 @ 1:58 pm

Yeah, we can’t expect the libs to have the same detached skepticism the right-wingers had for Bush for the first 5 years of his administration.

The holy martyr bit did make me chuckle, though.

Comment by chris_hates_freedom — May 22, 2008 @ 2:46 pm

@gor

Ignorant racist much?

Comment by AlecDalek — May 22, 2008 @ 5:45 pm

@ AlecDalek

How’s that racist?

Comment by Thrella — May 22, 2008 @ 6:15 pm

Just seems that certain people contend to have a genuine beef with the candidate, yet they always find a way to bring race into it…

Comment by AlecDalek — May 22, 2008 @ 6:28 pm

well, he’s just so… uppity. He’s not drinking schlitz and saying ‘homeboy’ like the darkies are supposed to. And he also apparently harbors some crazy belief that some white people don’t like black folk.

Comment by chris_hates_freedom — May 22, 2008 @ 7:18 pm

Damn Alec, sorry for saying anything negative about your messiah and that cult of blind acceptence you seem to belong to seem to be about as intolerant of criticism as militant muslims.

I have a feeling you must be one of those pasty white guys who feels guilty about being a pasty white guy that you are only supporting BHO because he’s black, where as I come from and am currently in a multi-ethic family* and we only believe the only positive thing about BHO is that he is multi-ethic (which is not enough).

*Grandmother is black and wife is asian.

Comment by gor — May 23, 2008 @ 4:17 am

OK kids, lets recap: supporting Obama means you are a blind lemming capable of independent thought. Not supporting Obama means that you are an informed, educated voter.

If you have an issue with Obama, thats fine - make it about something with substance. Like the graphic from a few months ago of Obama imagining himself as JFK.

Finally - what’s John McCain’s middle name? everybody likes to use Obama’s, but not because they’re trying to say anything with it. So i just figure they like to call all the candidates by their complete name.

Comment by chris_hates_freedom — May 23, 2008 @ 9:06 am

it’s not Adolf, much as some people would like to believe.

McCain’s middle name is Sidney. To be a little more precise, he’s John Sidney McCain III.

Comment by AliceH — May 23, 2008 @ 9:42 am

The fact that there are even any republicans left in this country only shows what worthless, ignorant, hateful pieces of dogshit
many Americans are these days. I live in a country full of Magnus-type wastes of space, but if I suggest a good purge then I’m suddenly the bad guy!
Oh well. I guess every ecosystem needs bottomfeeders!

Comment by nippletwister — May 23, 2008 @ 3:32 pm

Gets my vote!

Comment by JamesTuskGeorge — May 21, 2008 @ 7:27 pm

Zombie or not, he still kicks ass.

Comment by Exacerbate — May 21, 2008 @ 7:36 pm

Best zmobie president ever.

Comment by frogurtx — May 21, 2008 @ 7:43 pm

REAGAN SMASH!

Comment by Camaris — May 21, 2008 @ 9:59 pm

thats so freakin metal

Comment by shakemaster — May 21, 2008 @ 10:25 pm

“I do not recall…”

…being alive? Haha.

Comment by MikeBabaguh — May 21, 2008 @ 10:58 pm

Reagan was a douche.

Comment by angrymatt — May 22, 2008 @ 3:32 am

Zombie Reagan, the only thing that could possibly be worse than live Reagan…

Douche indeed.

Comment by pauld — May 22, 2008 @ 9:10 am

‘08

Comment by Sneaky Snake — May 22, 2008 @ 9:19 am

I’m still waiting for zombie jesus to demand peace on earth.

Comment by Kaze — May 22, 2008 @ 9:53 am

Zombie Reagan, eh? So nothings different then.

Comment by Twosixteen — May 22, 2008 @ 12:01 pm

Reagan fans only prove that ignorance and conformity are the golden standards of America. He was a complete puppet who did nothing but take credit for luck and the work of others, while his party illegally sold arms to suspect parties, took control of the cocaine market, and sold their own constituents’ interests to theocrats and war profiteers.
A brain eating zombie Reagan would be a vast moral and intellectual improvement over the reality.

Comment by nippletwister — May 23, 2008 @ 3:45 pm

Alice you bitch stop doing that!
And tiki you fucking drunk stop approving them!

Comment by Kero — May 17, 2008 @ 10:04 pm

AHH shit! my head!. Looks similar to the one I posted.

http://www.myconfinedspace.com.....s=checkers

Comment by bright green — May 17, 2008 @ 10:27 pm

Where is the justice in this
this stuff keeps getting approved and put up, and the few things I try to upload don’t get approved

Comment by Ohnoez — May 17, 2008 @ 11:45 pm

My hangover thanks you..

Comment by gravmark — May 18, 2008 @ 4:17 am

@ohnoez

that’s it exactly. If you submit just one or two pictures, then your odds aren’t very good. If you submit hundreds at a time, then your odds are better.

Comment by tiki god — May 18, 2008 @ 12:03 pm

@tiki god
True, I do get your point. I was just ranting, that’s about it.

Comment by Ohnoez — May 18, 2008 @ 8:12 pm

No, it is not. Once you let shit like this be called “art,” you’ve declared that talent is no longer a requirement.

Comment by saborlas — March 21, 2008 @ 7:23 pm

Ain’t denver great for questionable art?

Comment by Gilez — March 22, 2008 @ 11:33 am

I think the point of art like this is to suggest that art doesn’t have to be purposeful or realistic. People love Salvador Dali, but it’s fucking melted clocks…how is that art? For that matter, how is the Mona Lisa art–it’s just a woman sitting there, right? Does art necessarily have to be beautiful or realistic? Take a look at Peter Voulkos’s “Rocking Pot” which makes a case that pottery does not have to be functional, either:

http://americanart.si.edu/renw.....Pot_lg.jpg

Comment by rattybad — March 23, 2008 @ 12:06 am

Just because you don’t find something artful, doesn’t mean it’s not art.

I prefer art that’s less about making a statement of the time or artist’s ego or intellect than about reaching into the soul of humanity and or the world and capturing something timeless and true about it.

That sculpture doesn’t appeal to me, because it’s got to be all statement. The rocking pot is similar, to me. It’s kind of more artful, though. Dali also, despite his technical ability, is a statement kind of artist - he lacks soul. I do like a couple of his paintings, but there are way more appealing surrealists.

Mona Lisa’s all soul to my eyes.

And all are art. If you can’t make it in a factory, it’s art.

Comment by Brevity Truta — March 23, 2008 @ 1:10 am

http://bryanchiao.typepad.com/.....ure_16.png

Comment by Caio — March 23, 2008 @ 2:11 am

^ Them’s fighting words =)

Interesting guy, just looked him up on the wiki. One of his pieces was posted here a couple of days ago, I notice. His anonymity reminds me of olden times, when artists were not Names, but Makers.

Comment by Brevity Truta — March 23, 2008 @ 3:21 am

Ok I’m trying to figure out what this legitimate piece of art is *about*:

http://www.slashfood.com/2008/.....ad-or-art/

Here are my ideas:

1) Art is frivolous?
2) Art should not only have no substance, but should steal food out of starving mouths?
3) The artist really likes the colour yellow.

Comment by Caio — March 23, 2008 @ 3:33 am

You’re onto something with 1 and 2, though 3 might mean that the guy’s paying for his self-indulgent 1 and 2 by the turning black and brown of his beloved yellow … symbolising moral decay, the fleetingness of perfection, societ -

ah fucksake. It’s bad, bad art and deserves a D-Day torpedo up it’s pretentious ass.

And the waste bugs me, too. There is only one Cristo. And he didn’t use bananas.

Where did you find that, Caio? Googling “Bad Art”?

Comment by Brevity Truta — March 23, 2008 @ 3:56 am

ps should have capitalized Factory now that I look around, hehehe.

Comment by Brevity Truta — March 23, 2008 @ 4:17 am

Lol, Alice posted a rabbit.

Comment by reptilecobra13 — February 23, 2008 @ 3:05 am

NSFW: I can totally see that rabbit’s cooter.

Comment by samoses — February 23, 2008 @ 3:34 am

Are those balls or vag that I’m seeing? I’m leaning vag…

Comment by Paul_Is_Drunk — February 23, 2008 @ 7:22 am

Yeah, I think I’m with you on that one, Paul. If they’re balls, then it means the Easter Bunny shaves his scrote, and that’s a dark place I don’t wanna be!

Comment by AKircher — February 23, 2008 @ 12:47 pm

Imagine my shock after I mailed out copies of this and other Easter pics taken at the same time to all my friends and relatives - including my grandparents - and had someone point that out to me a week later.

Comment by AliceH — February 23, 2008 @ 12:52 pm

It’s the stripped pillow people!

Comment by benny — February 24, 2008 @ 11:13 pm

Lol that is awesome. Thank you so much for sharing your shame for humor on the interbutts. I salute you.

Comment by Max — February 25, 2008 @ 11:03 am

Fucking a.

Cloverfield two comes out of the water?

Comment by RSIxidor — February 9, 2008 @ 11:27 am

Hehe i almost saw that happen, but i decided NOT to take the highway. Lucky me!

Comment by Gilez — February 9, 2008 @ 12:05 pm

I misspoke in the post, the car pool is just NORTH of I-70.

Comment by AliceH — February 10, 2008 @ 2:05 pm