My Confined Space

wow lol win

Comment by TrikYodz — May 17, 2008 @ 2:08 am

must…suck…cock…

Comment by dookie_booty — May 17, 2008 @ 2:34 am

Om nom nom nom nom. Obviously.

Comment by Bran — May 16, 2008 @ 8:13 pm

I’ve always wondered how many people really would like to boink a porn star… I mean, on the pros side, well, she’s a porn star. On the downside, she’s a porn star, which means she’s been with so many ridiculously well-endowed men that the best you could hope for would be to hit the top and one of the sides.

Comment by AgZed — May 16, 2008 @ 8:43 pm

I had the chance when I rode through Carson City, NV. The infamous Bunny Ranch. And yes, I pulled out the VISA and went for it. Mila Shegal. $500 - no holes barred! LMAO

Comment by storminator — May 16, 2008 @ 9:05 pm

On the downside, she’s a porn star, which means she’s been with so many ridiculously well-endowed men that the best you could hope for would be to hit the top and one of the sides.

Lady-parts are surprisingly resilient. Even after childbirth, a woman can regain her ‘tightness’. And I’m sure that a porn star would know about kegel exercises.

Comment by reboot — May 16, 2008 @ 10:17 pm

Who cares what they think of you? Fucking is fucking.

Comment by Camiam321 — May 16, 2008 @ 10:49 pm

Well, some sex is better than other sex, but still… porn star sex.

Comment by Camiam321 — May 16, 2008 @ 10:50 pm

You stuck that nasty piece mila shegol for $500?
The loser is you.

Comment by juiceyfruit — May 16, 2008 @ 11:26 pm

It’s from a FHM magazine spread. We had it in Denmark, but she probably appeared in other countries as well with it.

Comment by zipfer — May 17, 2008 @ 6:02 am

Way too many pics. It’s 10 pounds of shit in a 5 pound bag.

Comment by AlecDalek — May 16, 2008 @ 6:24 pm

my dick:

suck it

Comment by tiki god — May 16, 2008 @ 6:28 pm

fire hot. fire good. fire cook food.

ugh.

Comment by storminator — May 16, 2008 @ 6:37 pm

That’s one powerful phallic metallic kabob!!!!

Comment by bewhyareohin — May 16, 2008 @ 7:09 pm

I believe Tiki’s description is trying to tell us something.

Comment by Sarcastastic — May 16, 2008 @ 7:37 pm

While the roasted weenie may be cool, what the fuck is that flower-shaped frozen shit next to it?

Comment by SouthernOracle — May 16, 2008 @ 7:47 pm

@SouthernOracle
Those are giant Honney Combs.

Comment by Exacerbate — May 16, 2008 @ 8:03 pm

*Honey

Comment by Exacerbate — May 16, 2008 @ 8:03 pm

Brian Blessing FTW!

Comment by colonel-yum-yum — May 16, 2008 @ 8:06 am

1980’s Flash Gordon with Sam Jones is a monstrously good movie if you like cheese factor. I was totally obsessed with the movie as a kid.

The new SciFi channel series of the same name, which I hope has been cancelled, was unwatchable.

Comment by Phil Elmore — May 16, 2008 @ 8:22 am

“DID SOMEONE ORDER A LARGE HAM?”

Comment by evil_penguin_17 — May 16, 2008 @ 8:49 am

@colonel-yum-yum It’s Brian Blessed

Awesomest. Movie. Ever.

Comment by pauld — May 16, 2008 @ 8:52 am

HAWKMEN……DIIIIIIIIIIIVE!

cool, but not as cool as General “The Silver Faced Pimp” Klytus, played by the epic Peter Wyngarde

Comment by Alpha Harrison — May 16, 2008 @ 9:33 am

Ah, I never watched Flash Gordon, but I did read a Mad Magazine TV special which featured “Hawkmen.” It was odd and confusing. Why the heck does my comic book feature these silly creatures?

Comment by unknown — May 16, 2008 @ 10:49 am

All beings shall make merry. Under pain of death.

Comment by flintlocke — May 16, 2008 @ 2:52 pm

“Quarterback, New York Jets.” Best qualifier ever for savior of the universe in the face of Ming the Merciless.

Comment by Vizer — May 16, 2008 @ 3:00 pm

^Except in the comics he was a polo player. Too whitebread for the film, perhaps?

Comment by rattybad — May 16, 2008 @ 6:27 pm

Where the fu%k are my fries biotch!!!

Comment by Bonking_Sheep — May 16, 2008 @ 9:39 pm

The day we get bots that look like this our society will likely fall into kaos…these pixel chicks look so much hotter than cherry 2000..

Comment by gx5000 — May 16, 2008 @ 8:00 am

movie wasn’t all that great.

ABSOLUTELY LOVED their version of the song “one winged angel”

Comment by sonictech — May 16, 2008 @ 8:49 am

you have to admit, tifa looked pretty damn hot in that movie

Comment by Bran — May 16, 2008 @ 8:54 am

at the risk of infuriating some of you fanboys out there… Final Fantasy hasn’t been good since the SNES… as soon as they had the technology to show us what the characters actually looked like (gay lady-men)… I denounced the franchise. I even tried to play Final Fantasy X, but that bitch Yuna pissed me off, and the guys looked like done up glam rockers. GAY!

I’m sorry for offending those of you that I actually respect. You’re allowed your vices.

Comment by Camiam321 — May 16, 2008 @ 9:37 am

@Camiam

i’ll give you Tidus and Wakka, but Auron is all different flavours of bad-assery, both in deed and appearance

Comment by Alpha Harrison — May 16, 2008 @ 10:03 am

@Camiam

FFVII may be the best RPG ever created, so if you have not played that one you should try it.

Comment by chupathingy — May 16, 2008 @ 10:36 am

That movie was a total mess… paper-thin plot, zero character development, runaway-train pacing… nothing but pure eye candy for fanboys. Fiasco doesn’t begin to describe it.

At least The Spirits Within attempted to have some kind of story and character development and wasn’t just Square jerking off.

Comment by deuce — May 16, 2008 @ 11:39 am

@chupathingy it may not be. earthbound, chrono trigger, ff4- 6, dragon quest 4, treasures of the rudra, secret of mana, link to the past

Comment by asdf — May 16, 2008 @ 12:06 pm

geez i forgot lufia 2

Comment by asdf — May 16, 2008 @ 12:09 pm

@ chupathingy

Okay, I did play through some of VII and thought it was great in many ways. but i must agree with chupathingy… Earthbound and Zelda II for SNES are amazingly good. Perhaps not as in depth as FFVII, but flawless in their own right. And I did enjoy Chrono Trigger and Secret of Mana.

@ Alpha Harrison

I can accept that. touche. I’m just a little tired of the excess of eyeliner, mascara, teased hair, and femanine-featured heroes in the FF series… just as I’m tired of the grizzled marine cliche in combat games (Snake not included).

Comment by Camiam321 — May 16, 2008 @ 1:12 pm

I meant to type Zelda III for SNES, not Zelda II. Whoops.

Comment by Camiam321 — May 16, 2008 @ 1:13 pm

FFIX was on the same path as all the pre-VII stuff, but like someone mentioned FFX and FFX-2 were right back to the emo bullshit

Comment by tiki god — May 16, 2008 @ 2:21 pm

@ tiki

Agreed.

Comment by Camiam321 — May 16, 2008 @ 2:54 pm

i’m a Pumpkins fan,

but Billy Corgan is a cock.

Comment by John Q — May 16, 2008 @ 6:50 am

I’ve worked Smashing Pumpkins four times, they are, without a doubt:

“The Worlds Most BORING Band”.

He’s a heroin junkie. And yes, he is a prick.

Oh, and The Beastie Boys kicked their ass at LOLLAPALOOSA. They never should have headlined… they killed the mosh pit.

Comment by storminator — May 16, 2008 @ 7:14 am

That guy is a jackass, just cause u wrote some poems when u were a child does not make u a ‘deep’ thinker!

Comment by hydrat3d — May 16, 2008 @ 8:27 am

maybe if he could sing he wouldnt be such a dick

Comment by maxcw — May 16, 2008 @ 10:12 am

IMO, he’s one of the best singers there is, just because there’s no one else that sounds anything like him. The first three albums were masterpieces, not so much lyrically, but not many bands could have pulled off songs like Soma, Rhinoceros or Zero… if Billy Corgan were to die at around 1996, the Pumpkins would have been remembered as one of the greatest bands of all time… but, lulz, he’s still alive… think about it, if Kurt didn’t top himself, Nirvana would’ve been forgotten… anywho, Corgan is an amazing musician and writer… just disregard pretty much everything he did after the late nineties… he lost his talent like Trent Reznor did, but that doesn’t mean his old stuff is worthless.

Comment by Q-delta — May 16, 2008 @ 10:52 am

I’ve never liked them. Boring music, whiny voice, just not my cup of tea. I do like that riff they have on that new song… dunno what it is… tarantula or something… it’s a decent guitar riff.

Comment by sykotik — May 16, 2008 @ 3:51 pm

I used to date this girl, and she made me watch a VH1: Storytellers (or whatever it was called) with Billy Corgan; and at one point he says, “I wrote ‘today is the greatest day I’ve ever known’ while contemplating suicide,” and my girlfriend just stared straight ahead and breathed, “My god, that is so deep.”

I dumped her ass.

Comment by rattybad — May 16, 2008 @ 6:28 pm

Wow, he found a way to be more bald.

Comment by AlecDalek — May 16, 2008 @ 6:30 pm

I agree with Q-Delta. The first three albums were great. Now Billy Corgan is a pretentious douche.

Comment by Billy Manic — May 16, 2008 @ 7:09 pm

Failtroll is crushed to death.

Comment by Ando — May 16, 2008 @ 5:19 am

What’s this, ordering houses over the ‘net now?

“Free delivery when you buy two or more!”

Comment by numb7rs — May 16, 2008 @ 5:43 am

Move the garage doors around the corner and leave it there.

Comment by storminator — May 16, 2008 @ 7:16 am

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Comment by caeslus — May 16, 2008 @ 7:54 am

THIS IS WHERE YOU LIVE NOW!

Comment by Kero — May 16, 2008 @ 9:50 am

So who pays for that?

Comment by AlecDalek — May 16, 2008 @ 6:33 pm

a little more to the left

Comment by TrikYodz — May 17, 2008 @ 2:21 am

Happy place. I’m there.

Comment by Hepathos — May 16, 2008 @ 4:19 am

Testicle.

Comment by Typhoid_Garry — May 16, 2008 @ 7:12 am

who?

Comment by storminator — May 16, 2008 @ 7:18 am

not whose testicle… who the hell is she? LOL I’ve never heard of her.

Comment by storminator — May 16, 2008 @ 7:19 am

It’s up this long and still no OM NOM’s?
Disgraceful!

Comment by colonel-yum-yum — May 16, 2008 @ 7:37 am

sexy gremlin?

Comment by wadoner — May 16, 2008 @ 9:05 am

@storminator

been one of the main actresses on Smallville for the last 6 years, plays Lana Lang

Comment by tiki god — May 16, 2008 @ 9:08 am

OM NOM NOM NOM!

Comment by Illustrious — May 16, 2008 @ 9:10 am

there we go!

Comment by colonel-yum-yum — May 16, 2008 @ 10:27 am

oh. no wonder I don’t recognize her. I never watch that stupid fucking show!

LOL

Comment by storminator — May 16, 2008 @ 12:29 pm

Scottie doesn’t know, Scottie doesn’t know…

Comment by the_duck — May 16, 2008 @ 1:14 pm

I haven’t watched the show since the first season.

NOM!

Comment by MikeBabaguh — May 16, 2008 @ 1:34 pm

Smallville is teh awesomezors and she’s one of the reasons why.

OM NOM NOM!

Comment by Breakdancingmonkey — May 16, 2008 @ 4:43 pm

@the_duck: Awesome…and with a Michelle Trachtenberg bonus.

Comment by rattybad — May 16, 2008 @ 6:31 pm

no ’sexy’ tag?

Comment by Ando — May 16, 2008 @ 5:20 am

Ata pub i go to, there’s a barmaid who looks just like her.

Comment by parasitegod — May 16, 2008 @ 7:46 am

i loved the second movie!
so many gremlins

Comment by keytakenwithtongs — May 16, 2008 @ 4:15 pm

Oh look, it’s Uma Thurman in “Batman & Robin”. She looked so much younger back then.

Comment by AlecDalek — May 16, 2008 @ 6:31 pm

She was my love child with gizmo.

Comment by jamestown — May 16, 2008 @ 7:39 pm

om nom gnaw

Comment by dtepes — May 17, 2008 @ 12:45 am