Let me ask this: What’s the risk here? Both minors are life jacketed from what I can tell. I don’t see open booze. Did Dad run out of gas maybe? Calm waters. Yep. We can paddle back to shore. Having that shit on board is a regulatory requirement almost everywhere. Back sufficiently from dam spillway? Check. Sharks, stingrays, box jellyfish? Nope. Barriers to prevent the infant child from getting loose? Check. Leopard skin pants on Mom with butt crack exposed at Wal-Mart? Nope. Kinder Surprises clearly smuggled in from The Great White North next to a key of coke from Columbia? Nope. What’s the problem here? Is it Flint water? Hmmm. Now I understand.