Yahweh isn’t just powerless against the power of iron chariots but also video cameras.
The smarter you are, the weaker I am
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February 16, 2011 at 9:03 pm
Slightly off-topic, but lately I’ve been getting bored of plain old atheism. It’s almost too easy. I thinking of starting/joining some sort of Nordic influenced Gnosticism cult. Any suggestions or interested followers?
February 16, 2011 at 9:27 pm
BECOME AN SATANIST!!!!
February 16, 2011 at 9:35 pm
Same zzzzzzzzz story.
February 16, 2011 at 9:37 pm
Isn’t Satanism more of a philosophical standpoint than a theology?
I once heard of a Norse branch of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster that claimed the original holy texts were misinterpreted; that it was truly Vikings, not Pirates, that were the holiest of beings.
I can’t find anything on it now, but that might be up your alley…
February 16, 2011 at 9:48 pm
Nah. Anything FSM is too much hipster irony. I’m trying to come up with something with some kernel of sincerity to it.
February 16, 2011 at 9:56 pm
My friend misotheism is the way to go
February 16, 2011 at 9:58 pm
Or Voodoo
February 17, 2011 at 3:35 am
What would that be? The Church of the Land-locked Mashed Potato and Meatballs?
February 16, 2011 at 10:53 pm
I worship THOR.
would you like to join me in my worship?
we drink beer and sing of epic battles, all the while winking suggestively at the women across the bar.
February 17, 2011 at 12:58 am
Maybe. I would need to know about the specifics of the singing.
February 16, 2011 at 11:13 pm
Atheism is too easy because there is nothing to it. Wow, I hold the opinion that the pursuit of supernatural divinity is a fruitless endeavor. That’s what atheism is, not praising Dawkins, explaining the big bang or evolution, or proselytizing against theology.
February 17, 2011 at 1:43 am
Why are we even discussing why Atheism is easy or not, it’s a mindset, not a hobby.
February 17, 2011 at 12:20 am
Personal philosophies aren’t a game. The truth isn’t supposed to amuse you.
February 17, 2011 at 3:03 am
Personal philosophies can be whatever they want. That’s what makes them so much fun.
February 17, 2011 at 8:55 am
…and personal.
February 16, 2011 at 9:57 pm
I appeared on toast once, no big deal
February 16, 2011 at 10:00 pm
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February 16, 2011 at 10:22 pm
Because having to account to a higher being has gone so smoothly…
February 17, 2011 at 12:14 am
It got us through the plague!
and
Dinosaurs!
February 17, 2011 at 12:05 pm
Not counting the plagues caused by god, of course.
February 17, 2011 at 3:38 am
There’s no proof that believing that you have an accountability to a greater power has any effect on your moral choices.
So much for keeping the sheep in check.
February 17, 2011 at 1:24 pm
Yes there absolutely is from everything from AA to the thousands of other groups created for that specific purpose.
So much for your entire argument.
February 17, 2011 at 2:02 pm
Strawman agreement is strawman.
So much for your entire argument.
February 17, 2011 at 5:03 pm
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Straw_man
there you go
Go do some reading little guy. Next post I’m sure you’ll nail it.
February 18, 2011 at 2:27 am
AA actually has a slightly worse record than quitting cold turkey on your own and is even worse after 5 years.
May 11, 2012 at 9:10 am
The AA is a religious recruiting scam designed to take advantage of people when they are most vulnerable.
February 17, 2011 at 1:49 am
Maybe god works under the fairy rule, the less people that believe in him, the weaker his power.
February 17, 2011 at 7:18 am
umm..see post title.