The smarter you are, the weaker I am

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Yahweh isn’t just powerless against the power of iron chariots but also video cameras.


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    The Matrix: Rebooted
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    Slightly off-topic, but lately I’ve been getting bored of plain old atheism. It’s almost too easy. I thinking of starting/joining some sort of Nordic influenced Gnosticism cult. Any suggestions or interested followers?

    Spoken
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    Spoken

    BECOME AN SATANIST!!!!

    Puulaahi
    Member

    Same zzzzzzzzz story.

    Anonymoose
    Member

    Isn’t Satanism more of a philosophical standpoint than a theology?

    I once heard of a Norse branch of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster that claimed the original holy texts were misinterpreted; that it was truly Vikings, not Pirates, that were the holiest of beings.

    I can’t find anything on it now, but that might be up your alley…

    The Matrix: Rebooted
    Member

    Nah. Anything FSM is too much hipster irony. I’m trying to come up with something with some kernel of sincerity to it.

    Reaver
    Member

    My friend misotheism is the way to go

    Reaver
    Member

    Or Voodoo

    tiki god
    Admin

    I worship THOR.

    would you like to join me in my worship?

    we drink beer and sing of epic battles, all the while winking suggestively at the women across the bar.

    The Matrix: Rebooted
    Member

    Maybe. I would need to know about the specifics of the singing.

    DMYTRIW WDS
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    Atheism is too easy because there is nothing to it. Wow, I hold the opinion that the pursuit of supernatural divinity is a fruitless endeavor. That’s what atheism is, not praising Dawkins, explaining the big bang or evolution, or proselytizing against theology.

    Chenoan
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    Why are we even discussing why Atheism is easy or not, it’s a mindset, not a hobby.

    TGGeko
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    Personal philosophies aren’t a game. The truth isn’t supposed to amuse you.

    Zasz
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    Personal philosophies can be whatever they want. That’s what makes them so much fun.

    OntologicalShock
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    …and personal.

    Reaver
    Member

    I appeared on toast once, no big deal

    TrAyVon'S GhOSt, nuCca
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    Sweet. Pretty soon nobody will believe in any afterlife and accountability to a higher being won’t be an issue. That should go well.

    Puulaahi
    Member

    Because having to account to a higher being has gone so smoothly…

    TrAyVon'S GhOSt, nuCca
    Member

    It got us through the plague!

    and

    Dinosaurs!

    Chenoan
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    Maybe god works under the fairy rule, the less people that believe in him, the weaker his power.

    Aquaman43
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    umm..see post title.



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