I cannot imagine a god
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April 28, 2010 at 11:23 am
Well maybe if you had some skin… Some eyes? Maybe even a real face, it might be easier to imagine stuff. As it is you are naught but a sketchily drawn manikin. I’m sorry.
April 28, 2010 at 12:22 pm
I have children who I created. sometimes I reward them. sometimes I punish them. srry your imagination is so limited.
April 28, 2010 at 1:36 pm
Natedog’s kids look just like Natedog.
April 28, 2010 at 1:54 pm
You contributed half their genetic code. If I give someone half a blueprint for a house, that doesn’t mean that I “created” the house.
April 28, 2010 at 3:47 pm
whatever. i added the ingredients, mixed it all up, then baked it in an oven for nine months. and that was just the beginning, because after it came out, i had to raise it and fund it, etc…
April 28, 2010 at 1:19 pm
I can’t imagine a god who gave us vestigial organs like the appendix & wisdom teeth.
“You know what would be fun? If I stick a bunch of stuff in there that not only doesn’t help the body, but can cause it pain and outright kill it sometimes. Now I’m off to punish gay dogs for sinning against creation.”
April 28, 2010 at 1:21 pm
God didn’t give us those organs, Paul. We got those through evoluti…err… Intelligent Desi…wait, nevermind.
April 28, 2010 at 1:31 pm
God didn’t give me these organs. I stole most of them from hobos.
April 28, 2010 at 3:48 pm
i’ll give you an organ
April 28, 2010 at 11:42 pm
NONE of us would be here if it were not for DOGGY STYLE.