It’s Christmas Time in the Suburbs

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‘Good news is that I truly out did myself this year with my Christmas decorations. The bad news is that I had to take him down after two days. I had more people come screaming up to my house than ever. Great stories. But two things made me take it down.

First, the cops advised me that it would cause traffic accidents as they almost wrecked when they drove by.

Second, a 55 year old lady grabbed the 75 pound ladder almost killed herself putting it against my house and didn’t realize that it was fake until she climbed to the top (she was not happy). By the way, she was one of the many people who attempted to do that. My yard couldn’t take it either. I have more than a few tire tracks where people literally drove up my yard.”

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    Lamb
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    I love this man.

    Tricknology
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    Well done!

    tiki god
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    this is how you weed out stupid people.

    natedog
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    nah, needs moar landmines

    Brushaway
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    this is a nice joke if targeted at a specific individual.

    also, tiki, when will you make your wubsites less slow?

    LaughingBuddha
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    This has gotta be the suburbs. In Philly, people will point and laugh at you before they even consider helping you.

    Puulaahi
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    What is National Lampoons Christmas Vacation.

    purple banana
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    Why is the floor all wet, TODD? I don’t KNOW, Margot!



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