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    Dream Job

    Q: Dream Job

    A: A young man goes into the Job Center in Wichita, Kansas, and sees a card advertising for a Gynecologist’s Assistant. Interested, he goes to learn more – “Can you give me some more details?” he asks the clerk.

    The clerk pulls up the file and says, “The job entails getting the ladies ready for the gynecologist. You have to help them out of their underwear, lay them down and carefully wash their private regions, then apply shaving foam and gently shave off the hair, then rub in soothing oils so that they’re ready for the gynecologist’s examination. There’s an annual salary of $45,000, but you’re going to have to go to Houston, Texas. That’s about 616 miles from here.”

    “Oh, is that where the job is?”,

    “No sir – that’s where the end of the queue is right now.”

    from Tiki Humor www.tikiwebgroup.com/32047/dream-job/

    Maze Runner The Death Cure

    maze runner death cure Maze Runner: The Death CureIn the epic finale to the Maze Runner saga, Thomas leads his group of escaped Gladers on their final and most dangerous mission yet. To save their friends, they must break into the legendary Last City, a WCKD-controlled labyrinth that may turn out to be the deadliest maze of all. Anyone who makes it out alive will get answers to the questions the Gladers have been asking since they first arrived in the maze.

    from Movies – 2Queue

    The Beyond

    the beyond The BeyondSet in 2019, The Beyond chronicles the groundbreaking mission which sent astronauts – modified with advanced robotics, through a newly discovered wormhole known as the Void. When the mission returns unexpectedly, the space agency races to discover what the astronauts encountered on their first of its kind interstellar space journey.

    from Movies – 2Queue

    Behemoth BMax & Behemoth Seppuku review

    518OrDw0DQL Behemoth: B Max & Behemoth: Seppuku 51Vs2QnaEfL Behemoth: B Max & Behemoth: Seppuku

    Lenie Clarke-rifter, avenger, amphibious deep-sea cyborg-has destroyed the world. Once exploited for her psychological addiction to dangerous environments, she emerged in the wake of a nuclear blast to serve up vendetta from the ocean floor. The horror she unleashed-an ancient, apocalyptic microbe called ßehemoth- has been free in the world for half a decade now, devouring the biosphere from the bottom up. North America lies in ruins beneath the thumb of an omnipotent psychopath. Digital monsters have taken Clarke’s name, wreaking havoc throughout the decimated remnants of something that was once called Internet. Governments have fallen across the globe; warlords and suicide cults rise from the ashes, pledging fealty to the Meltdown Madonna. All because five years ago, Lenie Clarke had a score to settle.

    ßehemoth: Seppuku concludes the final act (begun in ßehemoth: ß-Max) of Peter Watts’s chilling and powerful Rifters series.

    After the first couple books I was really hoping for more, the pacing in these final two books was off to me and there were some absolutely bizarre rape and torture scenes that barely made sense in how they were used and didn’t fit the feel of the rest of the book at all. Frankly I can’t suggest this series to anyone at all because of how fucked up the torture and rapes were.

    Other then all the raping and torturing, I guess the story was ok, but it was difficult to tell with all the rape and torture taking up my attention.

    Ruiner

    Please Stand By

    please stand by Please Stand ByA young autistic woman runs away from her caregiver in an attempt to submit her manuscript to a “Star Trek” writing competition.

    www.youtube.com/watch?v=w5fCDrk8Z8c

    from Movies – 2Queue


  • RUBBER SUIT

     

    NIAGARA FALLS

     

    Modern Online Recipes

    no shit, one of my wife’s favorite recipe sites usually takes about 2,000 words before you get to the actual recipe you came for.

    HAPPY ACCIDENT

     

    BIKINI

     

    SKIING

     

    Reminds me of when I skied

    the top of Mt Bachelor.

    iKNUCKLES

     

    MAD MAX

     

    NEW BOYFRIEND

     

    SLANG

     

    CARPET

     

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    Over the past 10 years, what began as a personal image blog has turned into viable community of many contributors with new posts going up every hour, every day. I’d like to reduce and remove all the advertising on the site, dedicate more time to MCS in general, expand the reach of MCS, and I think the best way to do that is Patreon!

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    Beirut

    beirut Beirut

    A U.S. diplomat (Jon Hamm) flees Lebanon in 1972 after a tragic incident at his home. Ten years later, he is called back to war-torn Beirut by CIA operatives (Rosamund Pike) to negotiate for the life of a friend he left behind.

    from Movies – 2Queue