Trump on forgiveness “I don’t bring God into that picture”

DOG

OH UTAH

CANDY

MUSCLE CAR SALE

Plague Fort St Petersburg

Ultimate vacation home?

OREO

I feel like this wouldn’t taste good and it wouldn’t smoke well.

Did someone smoke the white stuff? Or is that snortable?

MOON

I went there once, it was pretty dusty and stupid.

OUR DONORS

SEATTLE WORLD’S FAIR

Trump is going to use the nword

American Soldier from a Shit Hole country

Medical Humorists

Needs to have a version that advocates for lack of vaccinations.

Democrats 2016 vs 2018

Most Hated Man

WTF Ricky Shirt

WAKE N’ BAKE

FUTURE HOME

DIARRHEA

A Racist

A Fellow Chucker Eh

HOW WERE YOU BORN

Beautiful Funny People – Climate Change

TATTOO

The Trumpmobile

Which shithole country are you from

Fox News is run by UFO Experts

Fasted for a WEEK

Hailee Steinfeld – iD Magazine 2017

Infant Inspection

Ariel Winter is politically edgy

BBW Back Tattoo

Camo Girl

THE ISLAND OF DR MOREAU

An actual Ballistic Missile Threat alert that was sent to actual US Citizens today

IF YOUR HUSBAND EVER FINDS OUT

FILM

FREEDOM

WATER

Trump Calls NonWhite Countries “Stholes” The Daily Show

DISGUISE KIT

PLANET OF THE APES

SPACE STATION

CANDY

TABLE

BEAR

BATMAN AND THE GREEN HORNET

The Gift

Q: The Gift

A: A young man wanted to purchase a gift for his new girlfriend’s birthday, and since they had not been dating very long, after careful
consideration, he decided a pair of gloves would strike the right note, romantic, but not too personal.

Accompanied by his girlfriend’s younger sister, he went to Nordstom

and bought a pair of white gloves. The sister purchased a pair of panties for herself. During the wrapping, the clerk mixed up the items and the sister got the gloves and the young man got the panties. Without checking the contents, the young man sealed the package and sent it to his girlfriend with the following note:

I chose these because I noticed that you were not in the habit of wearing any when we go out. If it had not been for your sister, I would have chosen the long ones with buttons, but she wears short ones that are easier to remove. These are a delicate shade, but the lady I bought them from showed me the pair she had been wearing for the past three weeks. They were hardly soiled. I had her try yours on for me and they looked really good.

I wish I was there to put them on you for the first time, as no doubt, other hands will come in contact with them before I get the chance to see you again. When you take them off, remember to blow into them as they will naturally be damp from wearing. Just think how many times I will kiss them during the year. I hope you will wear them Friday night.

With love,
From your Sweetheart

P.S.
The latest style is to wear them folded
down with a little fur showing.

from Tiki Humor www.tikiwebgroup.com/32044/the-gift/

STATION WAGON

Bruce Lee Lightsabers Scene Recreation