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    fatherdougal

    Please. I’m begging you. Stop. This is more painful to me than a thousand Chuck Norris memes or Damascus steel posts. Just… stop.

    fatherdougal

    Guitar posts are fine. But for the love of all that’s holy, STOP CALLING BASSES “GUITARS”. They’re gawddammed basses, for Chrissakes. I don’t give a shit that they are part of the guitar family. They are exclusively referred to as a “bass” or “bass guitar”, and NEVER just “guitar”. A motorcycle is technically a bicycle, but you would never do this to a motorbike.

    Why do you hate basses? What the fuck did basses ever do to you? Did Flea sleep with your mom? You’re killing me. Seriously, you’re fucking killing me here.

    tiki god

    I’m shocked that someone that loves basses so much didn’t know they’re can be called both.

    shocked I tell you!

    fatherdougal

    They cannot. THEY. CANNOT. I will die on this hill, gawdammit. Find me an example. Find me a single example – not some rando post from a mouth breathing cretin whose parents hated them, but from a serious publication or a musician – calling a bass a “guitar”. I’ll wait.

    Bolthorn

    I kind of dig the guitar posts. Get to see some interesting ones. They usually cause us to fight less.

    Bolthorn

    Welp, I guess I was wrong about the fighting less thing.

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