So, mayonnaise/miracle whip related story:

Many years ago my ex was a GM at one of the hotels where Tom will leave the light on for you. There was one of the rooms that I assisted in getting photos for insurance that was destroyed, utterly destroyed. What caused the destruction was: a large mixer, two half sheet chocolate cakes, three food service cans of Hershey’s chocolate syrup, two food service jugs of mayo, and a set of 3X lace panties. It.was.smeared.every.where.I.mean.every.where. I have never had the smell of chocolate cause the retch reflex before. All the furniture was trashed, and the mattress and carpet. The concrete had to be pressure washed, and everything repainted.