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    fatherdougal

    Plot twist: The one on the left has the brain of a fish and will probably try to bite your dick off should you attempt to engage in fellatio. The one on the right has a human brain and is a wonderful conversationalist and nymphomaniac. Who do you pick now?

    tiki god

    oh shit, I like this twist, you’ve been stickied, congratulations!

    Soong

    A. She can use those arms to go catch a tuna, then flop up on the beach and cook it for me. I’ve not encountered anything that would lead me to believe a mermaid needs to come up for air.

    Sentinel

    I’ll take conversation and blowjobs over a brain-dead fuck-doll any day.

    Also, what Soong said.

    Last edited 4 years ago by Sentinel
    scandata

    I’ll take titty-play, handjobs, and BJs from the top-half human. Who wants to bang a chick with a fish-torso anyway?

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