Listen, Straightedge: staying away from weed and booze isn’t gonna be all that much fun once it’s no longer illegal for you to acquire them. Big whoop, you don’t drink underage. But every straightedger quits being one during their first year of being able to buy beer legally. And with our Keebler Elf AG overplaying his hand, marijuana is gonna get legalized nationally (his public meltdown will be SO satisfying).