the rules of bacon

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    no

    Might want to check your math on #10 before you set those in stone.

    RalphTheDog

    If you believe strong enough, if you have faith – it doesn’t matter if there appears to be 12. Bacon God says there are 10 so it must be so.

    no

    I mean taking your BAC and dividing it by 100, even past multiple amounts of enough to kill you, or an elephant, wouldn’t amount to 1 piece of bacon.

    tiki god

    what it’s saying is that if you blow a .08, you times that by 100 and that’s how many bacon strips you should eat.

    In this cast, 8.

    .08 is the official drunk driving limit I think, so that’s why I used that as an example. if you’re way past that and blow a 1.7, then you should eat 17 stripes of bacon, which I pretty hard to do, but still possible

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