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    RalphTheDog

    I’d like to see the prototypes / blooper reel.

    dr.house

    That’s the backstory of eating chicken.

    Anonymoose

    Imho, the biggest benefit resulting from how far we’ve come since the transition to an omnivorous diet introduced the proteins required to evolve our frontal lobes to their current state is that the majority of us no longer need to see this shit if we don’t want to.

    It’s a necessary and natural – and the only reason we look at as disturbing today is because we’ve never been forced to personally hunt it down and cut out its organs just to get our required nutrition if we didn’t choose to.

    That said, I bet you could modify the output conveyor into a the world’s most hysterical cannon… It’d be like a combination of that leaf-blower TP cannon GIF and The Legend of Zelda.

    Moddy Cassem

    Marry me?

    Jesh

    I found the video on youtube demonstrating this machine’s use – looks like this particular gif is sped up significantly, making it appear much more vicious than it actually is.

    But then, this is still the giant blue machine of whirring chicken death, so maybe it’s a moot point.

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