THE KING HAS RETURNED, THATS RIGHT I RUN THIS SITE, IM WOOPIE GOLDBURGH AND I RULE YOU ALL. YES THIS IS THE REAL WOOPIE GOLDBURGH, AND I RULE YOU ALL YOU WILL ALL SUFFER AND BOW TO ME, AND EAT POOP LOTS AND LOTS OF SMELLY POOP IN BETWEEN YOUR TEETH. YUM YUM THIS MAKES HAPPY INDIAN TOILET HAPPY, AND YOU WILL FLOSS WITH PUBIC HAIRS SOAKED IN PEE PEE. IT MAKES ME WANT TO STICK MY FINGERS IN MY BUTTHOLE, I WILL RIP YOUR BUTTHOLE. I WILL FLING MY POOP AT YOU AND YOU WILL EAT AND BE GREATFUL. THE KING HAS SPOKEN YOU WILL DO MY BIDDING. IM A THUG, IM A NINJA IM A HORNY NINJA. IM RAPS MVP AND I AIN’T GOING NO WHERE SO YA’LL CAN GET TO KNOW ME. BALLS IN YOUR MOUTH, SHUT UP IM FAMOUS. GET AWAY IM SPIDERMAN!!! IT REMINDS ME OF YOU ROLLING AROUND IN THE FRONT YARD AFTER COLLECTING DOG POOP ALL DAY LONG AND LETTING THEM ROAST OUT IN THE SUN SO THE YOU MAY LATER ROLL AROUND IN IT AND RUB THE POOP ALL OVER YOURSELF. YES! YUM THIS MAKES ME HUNGRY. AS I THROW OLD MEAT AT YOU WHILE SCREAMING “I AM WOOPIE GOLDBURGH I AM FAMOUS AND YOU ARE NOTHING I RULE YOU ALL AND YOU WILL ALL BOW TO ME AND SUFFER”