Book Problem

Added on December 6th, 2010 by Reaver | Report Post
Tags:Books, Humor

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15 years ago

Story of my life. Thank god for libraries and piracy. I’ve got an ebook library on my hard drive that would be the size of a mall if it were real. Also this is why I kind of want to go to prison. For like three years or so, it would be amazing. The only thing that’s keeping me from attempting to rob a bank and taking hostages or something is that doing time marks you for life.

RSIxidor (#950)

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15 years ago

I would imagine the unsolicited sexual encounters would be unpleasant, too.

Or is that only in American jails?

dieAntagonista

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15 years ago

Hm good point, although I assumed this happens only to men? There are probably films that suggest otherwise but it’s hard to imagine.

RSIxidor (#950)

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15 years ago

I do believe they have just as much of the abuse in a woman’s prison as in a man’s. Really, it makes sense. Most women are obnoxious bitches who use their femininity to get their way, and if they can’t do that then they start scratching and clawing.

dieAntagonista

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15 years ago

Haha that’s true but you said sexual. I know girls are violent, I went to an all girls school. In my mind it should be easy to keep out of trouble like that and while I know it’s possible, it’s only hard to imagine women molesting each other.

nyoki (#3444)

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15 years ago

They use surrogates. A boom or mop handle can do some damage.

The Matrix: Rebooted (#436)

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15 years ago

This was the story of my life up until “who has time to read nowadays”. I don’t have as much time as I’d like, but I still manage to keep up with my compulsive purchases.