John Byrne\’s Xenu

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A piece of commissioned fan art, if Im not mistaken.


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    Sticky

    THIS IS WHAT SCIENTOLOGISTS ACTUALLY BELIEVE.

    Nimbo

    No, I would not like to spend money on it. Will I attempt to find it on pirate bay or mininova? Yes.

    I really would like to go a scientology temple, lab, church, clinic, whatever the fuck its called, and hear the spiel. I really want to know how they sell their coolaid.

    Leonardo Da Nietzsche

    I am a scientologist and I can tell you this not what we believe. Xenu never wore a space suit and he would never want you to buy dianetics. Otherwise the face is pretty close.

    flintlocke

    Clearly you all need auditing.

    Sticky

    HoChunk:
    But one man will fight back…THIS SUMMER, PREPARE FOR A THRILL RIDE LIKE NONE BEFORE. [fast action shot montage]…Rise of the Scilons.

    Nimbo

    Oh gnoes, the galactica is getting scrapped!!

    natedog

    Sticky wins

    Phyreblade

    LOL Super Galactus Xenu…

    Paul_Is_Drunk

    Nimbo: It’s pretty boring. They try to sell you stuff, ask for your contact info (always give fake info), and ask you a lot about stuff you don’t want to tell people while you hold two electric paddles.

    I think they use that info to blackmail, but I’ve never gone in for a second app. Also, there are all kinds of charts of the levels ‘n’ stuff and how much they cost. Very expensive religion.

    SirWishbone

    A crappy pseudo-religion created from the imaginings of a third-rate sci-fi author.

    Luke Magnifico

    Xenu’s pretty awesome looking.

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