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    rshep3

    CENTAUR-SKYNYRD!!!!

    natedog

    look! it’s dieAntagonista as a child laughing at dude’s awesome braid

    pur3h8r3d

    This is from the Texas Renaissance Festival isn’t it? I see this guy all the time when I’m there.

    chupathingy

    Yea he is at the Texas Renaissance Festival every weekend. We talked to him one year and his costume cost him like $2000, but apparently he gets all the Ren Fest ladies.

    erock11

    Now that’s a cool cos-costume!

    MonkeyHitman

    Sagittarius FTW

    Anonymous

    chupathingy: I bet he gets them all from behind, with his centaur-cock.

    k1b8sn1

    If he spend $2K on that costume… He failed.

    HoChunk

    Let’s hope fatty didn’t have any beans for lunch, or his costume-partner’s gonna experience one HELL of a Turkish Steambath.

    Howie Feltersnatch

    More like “cen-tard” if you ask me.

    MacheteJak

    Check the left hand, he’s SINGLE ladies!

    (if you actually had to check the left hand, FAIL)

    nyoki

    What does it look like when he walks?

    The Matrix: Rebooted

    If a $2k costume helps a fat guy get laid, I can’t really laugh at him. I’ve seen guys spend more money on computers and crap that would eventually prevent them from getting laid.

    RSIxidor

    HoChunk:

    I don’t think he has a partner. The legs would be bent or something. Probably just wheels back there.

    Fremp

    Remember to allways sit in the German section .. . they win (don’t understand? i dont care)

    Puulaahi

    If you piss him off he’ll beat you up with his beer belly.

    chupathingy

    nyokki: The back legs are just wheels so must the time he just stands there. It looks too fake when he walks.

    Anonymous

    chupathingy: It looks kind of fake with him just standing there, too.

    HoChunk

    RSIxidor: chupathingy: That’s just lame…

    b.zumie

    Mmm, “ye olde” Funnel Cakes! Don’t forget your “ye olde” Double mocha skinny Latte and your “ye olde” fruit smoothie. Ahh, yes all the goodies of the future in the medieval past.

    natedog

    dont forget ye olde fajitas

    b.zumie

    : not nearly as portable as ye olde walking taco

    BowToMe

    Has anyone seen the movie Role Models? There is a guy just like our centaur friend above there, hilarity did ensue.

    SumoSnipe

    Damned kolkars are everywhere. Whats next, Murlocs at WalMart?

    sutenvulf

    Yeah this guy is still there. To be honest this guy gets +5 internets compared to some of the losers who dress up there.

    Timons

    He must get a lot of tail at Ren-fest.

    BourbonDingo

    Good, I’m not the only one who saw this photo, and went… “Renfest!” The Flaming Idiots, Dead Bob, the Joust…

    I love this place.

    nyoki

    I love renfaires. I’ve heard they have some really good ones in California. My fave so far is the one in Tuxedo, NY.

    Fremp

    To bad Texas is the biggest and the Best!

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