Becoming a donor is probably your only chance to get inside her

Becoming a donor is probably your only chance to get inside her


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    Sticky

    Aaaaaand just like that, basement dwellers everywhere sign up.

    Gilez

    [Insert meme about doing her here]

    Doc Shadow

    That girl bears a striking resemblance to the Brazilian Model that just died of horrible infection. However, I never saw many pictures of her, so I may be wrong.

    If true though, the only way to get inside her is with a shovel and some incredible willpower.

    dieAntagonista

    Doc Shadow:

    She didn’t die. Only her hands and feet got amputated. And she is pretty, she looks nothing like that drug whore in the picture.

    dorix
    dieAntagonista

    Aright alright she died. Fuck. Man. Way to ruin my day. Couldn’t you just have lied to me.

    Also, wow again. Two completely unique individuals in the universe managed to make two almost identical posts at the same time. WTF.

    Stolid

    Shows you how “unique” really you are… (I just watched Fight Club again last night.. FUCK YEAH!!)

    dorix

    I even checked to make sure nobody had already posted that just before I did, and Tiki still beat me to it. I think Tiki eats Lucky Charms and knows how to use the hourglass marshmallow.

    Doc Shadow

    @dieAntagonista
    I was also a bit amazed by the extremely similar posts.

    I also saw an article this morning about the amputations, and was promptly informed that it was out of date. It really is sad, she was only 20 and certainly had a bright future ahead.

    storminator

    enough $$ would work, too….

    Puulaahi

    How depressing.

    SumoSnipe

    well I guess it is a little bit late to sign up to get into that one.

    AbaddonTheDespoiler

    but i am a Sperm Donor!!!!

    The Lawnmower

    I don’t get it.

    “This girl won’t ever, ever sleep with you. Give her your liver so she can continue to get drunk and have casual sex with people who aren’t you.”

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