If you’re gay, you cannot fly

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    Kaze

    And all this time, I thought flying was one of their powers. Huh..

    Kero

    Hahahhaa Kaze!

    t. durden

    You’re confused kaze, jews can fly and asians are made of candy 🙂

    Anonymous

    If I was Asian, and I wanted to change, I would contact Truth Ministry. Maybe I would change into a Jew so I could fly.

    Kaze

    Silly natakamus, if you contacted the Truth Ministry, they’d shine their Jesus lasers at you, and make you stand on the corner with a folger’s can full of rattley change.

    Then you’d be a better person inside.

    t. durden

    Just make sure to watch out for Jesus’s raptor… for it will biblify your ass out of existence.

    Kaze

    That’s incorrect, there’s a difference between a Raptor that belongs to jesus, and “Raptor Jesus”.

    Completely different things, there.

    The Lawnmower

    I sincerely doubt it actually happened like told in the story.

    Interesting fact; Ansett went under.

    MrPsychic

    I wish Jews could fly… Then we wouldn’t have to worry about parting the Red Sea, Moses would have just said “Jews HO!”

    Wait, he said that after parting the Red Sea too…

    Fuck

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