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@diabeetus: On the short bus or the Phail boat?

He’s taking the short bus on the Phail Pherry.

Whaaa! Whaaa! Whaaaaa!

Cry some more for me. Bahahahaha!

Drudge is such a cunt.

Wow, you went back seven MONTHS to post this?

*snicker*

This is what happens when you have sex out of wedlock.

You know, I am very skeptical person by nature. I do believe there are things that we as humans don’t understand and won’t be able to prove through science. However, it was my (mis)fortune to have seen one of these things one restless night. Scary shit.

This is what happens when you get down with the sickness.

This is what you see when you fail to take your medication properly.

@Multi_masked… Did the shadow people… touch you?

Can’t waith for the movie.

This is a flower? O.o

When those shadow people or “Hat Man” are having a really scary night, they see me

I don’t what this is or what it is referring to, but I likes it.

Mr Dooves, you make it sound like pedofilia.

No, the shadow person didn’t touch me. Long story short, couldn’t sleep, felt like someone was in my room(or at least coming and going), I closed my eyes to try and catch them, when I opened them it was by my bedside.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shadow_people

The experience happened that night around 1:30 am - just a few hours after a severe thunder and
lightening storm. I was walking south toward the lobby in the north hallway when I heard a noise from the
doorway to the cafeteria behind me. I walked back to the doorway and turned on the flash light to see
what the noise could have been. When I reached the doorway that enters the small hallway between the
big hall and the cafeteria, I flipped on my light and saw a black form of a human shadow walking toward
me; but it was looking out the windows to its right as it was walking.

http://www.angelsghosts.com/mo.....cture.html

This is what Obama really is.

@diabeetus: Ok, now I don’t like them so much. Wiki ruined it for me.

In most instances, witnesses report seeing shadow people in the peripheral areas of their vision. This area of vision is linked to the areas of the brain that recognizes patterns, however it provides less detail to the brain than macular (center-forward) vision. This can lead to a condition known as pareidolia, in which the brain incorrectly interprets random patterns of light/shadow or texture as being familiar patterns such as faces and human forms.[9] The same condition can also be observed in macular vision in low light conditions, or when viewing a complex but random image. A common example would be perceiving a shadow, thrown by an item of furniture in a darkened room, as being a person.

i’ve seen one once. scared the shit out of me because all i saw was the red eyes

saw one of these once. scared the shit out of me cause i could barely see any of it except it’s red eyes

ok, so it showed neither of the posts up, now it shows both. wtf

As much as this image reminds me of Disturbed, I woke up one night to use the bathroom and saw something of the this sort. I’ve never been supersticious but damn it freaked me out and I slept with a knife under my pillow for weeks until I was sure it was all in my head.

@Ben1605: In the same vein as Tiki posts shit when he’s incapacitated, I was probably super-fucking tired from sleep deprivation when I submitted this.

And I don’t even know wtf I was actually trying to type. Lol.

Ah, finally a pic of what terrified me throughout my childhood at night living in that house on the hill.

Whether these things are a trick of peripheral vision, a delusion of a not quite woken mind, or something we can’t really track or understand, I still see them around from time to time. {Shudder}

Thank god. . . I’m not the only one. Saw them when I was 5… gave me nightmares for years. No one believed me of course.

Why, o why would anyone want to know this?

Knowing is half the battle.
~G.I. Joe

I bet that half of the people here don’t even know what TIE stands for.

Twin Ion Engines if I remember right? Used to know.

Man, this makes me want to go install XWing Alliance, the successor to the Xwing vs Tie Fighter series, with seriously awesome graphics in comparison. Too bad it doesn’t run very well on my new computer, and my old one is almost completely out of commission.

Ah, I used to be such a SW geek.

Man, I still have an old IBM 386 that I fire up every now and then, just to play TIE Fighter. X-Wing vs TIE Fighter is prettier, but the gameplay can’t hold a candle to the original, which is at the top of my Games That Are Most Deserving Of A Proper Remake And If They Fuck It Up I Will Combust From the Sheer Power Of My Nerdrage.

@ jediadept

Yea, and violence is the other half.

Good thing a Doctor told us.

Star Wars sucks

Never played much from the Tie Fighter series, but I’ve run the Rogue Squadron games into the ground.
Need another one of those.

OK. you have two X-wings on a Tie Fighters six, the rear X-wing pilot at right angles to the forward wing, exhibiting great skill (or great stupidity)in firing through the wings of the forward X-Wing, which is also firing.

And yet, Mr. bad ass tie fighter pilot here is just kinda cruisin’ through the 4 resultant laser cannon beams like it ain’t no thang…?!?

Methinks the Imperial propaganda machine is at work here…

@awfulintentions: Is that the one with the Millenium Falcon wannabe? I Loved that game. I still have it somewhere around here, damn I loved the Xwing vs TIE fighter games too, that shit was awesoem

@tiki god:

You’re probably thinking of Shadows of the Empire which was actually a multimedia project. The game was a combination of FPS and third-person flight action. (I think the shooter part might have beend TP, too, but I don’t recall). The “wannabe” falcon you mention is the Outrider, a modified version of the YT-2400 Correllian light freighter. The Falcon was a YT-1300. Hardly a wannabe, and in the Star Wars universe, both ships were widely known.

The Rogue Squadron series was basically the closest to a starfighter sim that showed up on consoles. What you could do on PCs as far as control of your craft was far more detailed. Rogue Squadron was also third person (instead of in the cockpit).

Does it make me more or less of a nerd that the only part of this that came from memory was the basic, “No, that was this game” setup?

I miss this game. This is one that they should have upgraded every generation of PCs.

Oh, don’t worry. Lucas Arts wont miss an opportunity for a re-release.

A re-release, prequel, sequel, alternate universe, cartoon, Lego game.

Actually, as an interesting aside, I have TIE Fighter brand new and am trying to figure out how to create a shell to run it on my current PC, a P4 server base. Any help (I haven’t had to do this is aeon’s!) would be most….helpful.

Puulaahi Saddly they’ve never done that is TIE Fighter, or X-wing…

Is it because of his broad chest, his strong jaw, and his piercing blue eyes?

Not sure if I understand the roleplaying reference, but its an awesome quote

Oh yeah, this is sweet.
The caption is lame though.

It has f*ck all to do with roleplaying,

but it’s an awesome quote from Captain America in Civil War before he died.

Don’t understand the roleplaying aspect?

Man patriotic nerds feigning ignorance to hide their butthurt ITT

“The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots & tyrants.”
- Thomas Jefferson

@deuce: Yes, that must be it!

Nope, I think the caption was done by someone pretending to be a geek. Cause I’m big into rpg, and i don’t get it.

Awesome? Really? I mean, it sounds good. It’s just what little Peter needs to hear to start the inevitable slide over to the ‘good’ side of the civil war…

…but it’s like Steve Rogers failed civics class. The US isn’t based on people just doing what they think is right. It’s based around the knowledge that we can talk and compromise instead of taking the law into our own hands and fighting one another from intractable positions fortified with our own self-righteousness.

Sure, it’s great when Cap breaks the law to do what’s right, but it isn’t so great when Eric Robert Rudolph and Ted Kaczynski plant their feet and say ‘no.’

Cap’s dumbest moment.

Comin’ here to save the mother fuckin’ day Ya!

pilot: you cant see me on the radar muslims, im stelth, yea!

ground forces: just shoot when you see the american flag…

that must be the one dedicated to flying at air shows.

but- it’d be REALLY funny if that was the last thing Bin Laden ever saw…

The best part is that these planes are retired. That’s right, a plane so advanced that no other country has the ability or means to make, is retired. Why? Because we have made even better planes that has taken it place. Fuck yeah!

GEORGE WASHINGTON SURRENDERED TO THE FRENCH

http://militaryhistory.about.c.....essity.htm

THE FRENCH

man, i forgot, my country shot down one of those when you bombed us 9 years ago…

Not exactly stealthy … but badass none the less.

Didnt find the tee.. http://img523.imageshack.us/im.....7sbaf4.jpg

vincent, you’ll have to be more specific, we like bombing countries, give me the first letter.

we’ve changed so many names in the last 20 years, i woudn’t know what letter to give you now it’s just serbia.

Thanks to wikipedia, it was the Yugoslav army that shot it down. They did it with old technology, pretty much just throw a missile up at it and hope it hits.

OMFG, one plane out of hundreds were shot done in a one in a million chance! Alert the media!

But that’s the thing with the one in a million chances, if you do something a million times and it should work at least once. Not that the one in a million chance actually helped Yugoslavia, because they only shot down one and couldn’t repeat their success anymore. Maybe if they spent a little more time learning to shoot airplanes instead of committing genocide, Yugoslavia might still be around.

Is he going to freedom the shit outa some place?

Wow Caio, you actually learned something and now you, for whatever fucking reason, has decided to let everyone know now. That’s like a 4 year old boy interupting adults talking about the news just to say he knows how to tie his shoes.

What do you what Caio, a fucking pat on the back? Are you that starved for attention?

Didn’t they discover during the Kosovo crisis that cell phone signals bounce off the surface of these, and that’s how they were detected? I remember reading that in a newspaper years ago (don’t ask me to remember the paper, or the exact details).

Nah, the 117 has(had?) a radar signature… about the size of a sparrow. So you had to watch for a bird sized blip moving at a few hundred miles an hour and try to hit it. Gonna miss seeing them flying around, they were stationed just south of me.

A new hand?

I thought that was going the “I know what you’re getting for Christmas…because I am you father…I bought them. There is no Santa Claus” route.

“That’s not true…That’s IMPOSSIBLE!”

Can you point on this action figure to where Darth Vader touched you?

LOL @Vader…

Best. pun. ever.

One, six and ace? Hit me.

This gave me flashbacks to Tiki’s Military Dump. I got the chills and started trembling terribly. Fortunately, the solution was a stiff drink, so it all worked out in the end.

That’s also tiki’s cause of posting large amounts of images

My grandpa and a small team (about 12) designed and drafted the b-1 in the later 50’s. He said it was bad ass for about five years- but the b-52 was still cheaper and easier to make- there wasn’t much need for a supersonic bomber at that time. Then Nixon started f*ckin up- and war programs were changing fundings.. the b-1 needed a complete rebuild =$$$$$$$$$$$$ so he said fuck-it.. build SR-71 instead.

Can we stop the bitching now? Tiki finally posted an image.

Well this is his second image.

I just want to spank her ass!

Who names things Sexy.jpg? Why wouldn’t it be the name or assumed name of this delicious piece? I must know where this woman comes from so that I can watch her undress through the window.

Hypothetical: Say you walked past the room where this girl was being photographed. You were alone in the hall with a very small window framed in the door. The shoot seemed to be a lengthy process, and you couldn’t stop staring at that Epic ass. Inevitably, in the dark privacy of said hallway, you start fapping. As you fap your logic circuits overload, and you are almost certainly convinced that in her current pose, you could charge into the room, and lunge plow for the final thrust. The shock would keep anyone from acting, and you could just shimmy out the door zipping up… Any thoughts?

Anyone know who this young lady is? I’d like to see more of her work

Well duh. She’s either European or a wizard.
Probably both.

Her name is Maria Laura Rito (Argentine): http://www.notiblog.com/maria-.....n-topless/

Enjoy

Meh. I was close.

She is almost offensively perfect.

Her name is Maria EUGENIA Rito and she is from Argentina

Thank you Smuggan. Will enjoy.

This might sound messed up, but it looks pretty.
And I never heard of wildfires being in the climate category. Couldn’t it be that they just haven’t figured out what the cause is?
I mean how would they know for sure.
But yea, I guess mister Smiley knows what he’s talking about.

I thought it looked pretty too and it probably is…for a1 who didn’t have to live w/ its consequences.

Wildfire ecology is a natural part of California’s ecosystem (as with several grassland-based ecosystems) although sometimes they can get a bit out of control. I saw some cool fires in the Cascade mountains in Washington a few years ago; they were coming down the side of the mountain (non threatening, though) it was still pretty cool.

nyokki- you post some really cool stuff. thanks.

Aw, it always warms my apathetic heart
when I see a couple being geeky together.
I really hate their boots though. Never did I understand why anybody would wear these.

I’d like it more if she was in a honor guard costume, but then the robes would cover her boobies.

Actually that doesn’t make sense either. It would make sense if she was a rotting corpse.

Haha see that’s what happens if you worry about covered boobies.

Somone for everyone

“masturbation… playing with yourself”

That’s more disturbing than a planet exploding.

Ya know, Lady Vader’s figure is not bad at all. There might be nom noms under there.

The noms are implied, and better cause you have to imagine them.