I’m Austrian only on paper.

Yeah es tut mir leid, I told you it was unlikely I could come. The weather is just as flawless here though. I’m going to go to Romania on the 22nd of July and there I’ll do black magic with Gypsies at a festival.

If a human grows up around people who teach him that stealing is ok, it’s very likely that he will become a thief regardless of his ethnicity.

So there go your friends’ outdated views. And yeah, European Commission, get the hell out of here. Whoever that was, he himself is probably an ‘impure’ half breed, and is ashamed of his roots. Most of them are.

There are many magnificent Gypsy musicians and the like, who are in fact sexy and mesmerising, you just need to know where to go.

I could show you, maybe.

Haha oh man, so you would judge any Gypsies you meet based on them being Gypsies, and not individually based on them being human?

Ok ok I’ll stop now, but you know I speak the truth.

Do you really want to know? There is only one artist I long to see at said festival, they’re called Mitsoura and are considered the best new Gypsy band Europe has to offer. Like so: www.youtube.com/watch?v=dv11bt4tHC8

Oho, you’re well informed I see. Yes indeed, the 21st of June would be excellent, but with Gypsies like Mitsoura you can do it any day.