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fatalErrorCpUoverheatingDetected
whatIsTheBestProgrammerAnimal
howManyStoryPointsIsADBOutage
aPainInTheAss
gottaStartPreparingNow
zeroVsNull
justLookAtMyWebApplication
woodstockBecomesABinaryBird
throughTheFireAndBlames
withTheRightScenarioBeingMoreProductiveThanTheLeftScenario
I’m a full-stack developer
When you fucked up so bad that a regular rubber duck isn’t enough
I did stuff [OC]
Ah shit
Couldn’t get this out of my head, so I had to make a stupid meme about it 🫠
sad lif
AI will take over the world?
Legacy systems of tomorrow
To teach a novice you need to think like a novice
Hate it when this happens
Common boys (and girls)
Else if
//TODON’T
found in my archive
Sleep >>>>>>>
Can someone help me how to boot my new OS?
“I’ll document it later”
You spent all day fucking around, your boss then asks what you spent the day doing. What do you say?
Backend sucks
It’s just a few lines of code. It should only take a few minutes 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️
Teams: several people are typing …
Software developers in 60s
If it works, don’t touch it
Sad but true
Cries in a corner….
I found the roots of modern UI design.
How software projects become a mess
What language does Ra use?
bool redditPost;
It gets worse the longer you look at it
Frontend Backend
Me looking at the last ticket in the sprint backlog
Static vs Dynamic Typing by the great Kolja Wilcke
“It’s for a class”
Well, at least one of them is brainy.
What it feels like when trying to fix a bug in production
Trying to run old python projects like
Junior developer with 10 years of experience