Mr. Rogers & A Gorilla

Mr. Rogers & a Gorilla look lovingly into each others eyes.

Hail Pikaler

found this on 4chan.

Mike the Headless Chicken

LIFE

Lily Lake

Chairman Nancy

Post/comment update

Sometime in the last week we broke the 25,000 posts and 200,000 comments barrier.  here’s where we are now:
25,195 Posts
201,022 Comments

So I got one questions for you:
Do you have another 25,000 posts in you?
Do you have another 200,000 comments to make?

So how about that? huh? what do you think of that?
I’ll be in the chat room for the next hour or so. see you there.

Happy clown

Hooray for corsets

Bleeding billboard

Butterflies :)

They are manly.

Madonna? You’ve aged well…

err…umm, well…you’ve aged.

What beard do you sport?

Abby with a kitten

More Awesome Dice

Awesome, Gaming

Meckatzer Beer

You know you want some.

For Immediate Release: We No Longer Make Weapons!

6 of Spades

Triple fail.

failblog.org/2009/07/30/six-of-spades-fail/

Warbler

Some pictures from somewhere in my hard drive.

Sweet Mother of God!

This is the Virgin Mary from the delightfully blasphemous comic Battle Pope (“When he\’s not leadin\’ mass, he\’s out kickin\’ ass!”) by Robert Kirkman.

Somehow I think there would be fewer atheists in the world if Mary had been depicted like this in the Bible.

The Birthday Party Junkyard

After Hours

When the bars close, the real party starts.

Kids are smart

TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America . MARIA: Here it is. TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?

CLASS: Maria.

TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?

JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.

TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell ‘crocodile?’ GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L’

TEACHER: No, that’s wrong

GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. (I Love this kid)

TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?

DONALD: H I J K L M N O.

TEACHER: What are you talking about?

DONALD: Yesterday you said it’s H to O.

TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn’t have ten years ago.

WINNIE: Me!

TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?

GLEN: Well, I’m a lot closer to the ground than you are.

TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with ‘ I.. ‘

MILLIE: I is..

TEACHER: No, Millie .. Always say, ‘I am.’

MILLIE:All right ‘I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.’

TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father’s cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn’t punish him?

LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand

TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?

SIMON: No sir, I don’t have to, my Mom is a good cook.

TEACHER: Clyde, your composition on ‘My Dog’ is exactly the same as your brother’s. Did you copy his?

CLYDE : No, sir. It’s the same dog.

TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?

HAROLD: A teacher

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Rise Against

falcon kick

Sports!!!

American flag/ eagle

Pedobear in high school

Amish Beach

Pussy Pop

The One-eye monster

The One-eye monster sees what you did there. And he thinks you\’re a goddamn freak.

From the movie Big Man Japan.

No thanks, I\’m cool

Natalie Portman

String: The Amusement of Cats…and Popes?

Moronail

Monkey Madness

Baboons are monkeys, right?

Big Bug

Woman’s VS Man’s Poem

WOMAN’S POEM
Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who’s not a creep,
One who’s handsome, smart and strong.
One who loves to listen long, One who thinks before he speaks, One who’ll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he’s gainfully employed, When I spend his cash, won’t be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door, Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man, who’ll make love to my mind, Knows what to answer to ‘how big is my behind?”
I pray that this man will love me to no end, And always be my very best friend.

MAN’S POEM
I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs Who owns a liquor store and a golf course. This Doesn’t rhyme and I don’t give a crap.

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World In Conflict

Just found this.

Staple City

Staples, Skyscrapers, City

Pie Chart

Pie Chart, Pie

Nick Veasey X Ray Photography Art

Nick Veasey Official Site

Better Days

Disney World – Map 1978 Vintage

Oh Yeah!

Kool-Aid instead of soda?

Turtle

Cute Box Turtle was in the Mulch

Duke

yo..joe

Lime!

Lime makes everything better!

Navy Seal

Vintage Advertisements

wellmedicated.com/inspiration/50-inspiring-vintage-advertisements/

There I Fixed It

Semi-Moldy Bible

Hunting Season

xiaobaosg.deviantart.com/