Bacony weirdness
Bacon flavored dental floss and bacon toothpicks. Saw them in the Loveless Cafe in Nashville, TN.
And yes, my cell phone camera sucks, I know.
How to tell you’ve been at Comic Con too long
Tags:Comic Books, Cosplay, Humor
I probably should have quit while I was ahead.
CorelDRAW winner
I get the CorelDRAW e-newsletter and this was the grand prize vector drawing – Copied from newsletter:
2009 CorelDRAW International Design Contest – The Winners!
With over 1,500 entries from over 60 countries, and amazing artwork uploaded in each category, the judging process of the 2009 CorelDRAW International Design Contest was a lengthy process. Early August, Corel announced the winners of the design contest. Thanks to all of our participants and the many CorelDRAW fans who continue to make this product a world-class leader in graphic design.
The grand prize, a Roland VersaCAMM VP-540i 54″ printer/cutter valued at $21,995 US, was awarded to Aleksey Oglushevich from Russia with this amazing piece of vector art:
Bar Tender’s Creditentials
A guy orders a beer The bartender fills the mug and slides it down the bar. It hits a blonde’s boobs and splashes all over them. The bartender goes over retrieves the mug and licks the beer off her boobs. Each time the guy calls for another beer this happens. So after his third beer he decides to help the bartender out. The next time the bartender hit her boobs the man jumps up and starts to lick her tits SHE DECKS HIM! He is laying on the floor moaning and groaning’Damn lady why in the fuck do you let the bartender do it?’
˜Because’ says the blonde’He has a licker license.’
Necessity
motivational poster text from elzarcothepale
on August 23rd, 2009 at 1:56 pm in comment to the pistol bayonette.
Seriously, thanks. Someone finally came up with the perfect way to describe this miserable piece of failure called the DVD-Rewinder, so on seeing your comment, I had it had to be put to motivational poster.
Christmas Prank
Since I saw some wrapping paper in the store, I thought I\’d share a prank that I did.
Mariani wine
Mariani\’s wine) was a tonic created circa 1863 by Angelo Mariani, a chemist who became intrigued with coca and its economic potential after reading Paolo Mantegazza’s paper on coca\’s effects. In 1863 Mariani started marketing a wine called Vin Mariani which was made from Bordeaux wine treated with coca leaves.The ethanol in the wine acted as a solvent and extracted the cocaine from the coca leaves, altering the drink’s effect. It originally contained 6 mg of cocaine per fluid ounce of wine, but Vin Mariani which was to be exported contained 7.2 mg per ounce in order to compete with the higher cocaine content of similar drinks in the United States.
Vin Mariani was very popular in its day, even among royalty such as Queen Victoria of Great Britain and Ireland. Pope Leo XIII and later Pope Saint Pius X were both Vin Mariani drinkers. Pope Leo awarded a Vatican gold medal to the wine, and also appeared on a poster endorsing it.
Thomas Edison also endorsed the wine, claiming it helped him stay awake for longer hours.
Getting Air
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Here’s the post I’m referring to: www.myconfinedspace.com/2009/08/24/getting-air/
Here’s the original page on Flickr: www.flickr.com/photos/sierraromeo/3839183170/ You will see on there that the copy right has been changed to All Rights Reserved.
another reshuffle
I’m trying to fine tune this blog.
Is this blog more to your liking?
what would you do different?
T-Shirt: Uncle Sam 2009
Tags:Humor, Politics, uncle sam
Please comment on this shirt and check out PerilousApparel.com!
Tiki Golf iPod Touch and iPhone Game
Saw this on the new apps the other day, had to share. I don\’t play golf so I wasn\’t going to download the app.
Engrish Names
Funny Name, Language Translations
I just got an Acer Netbook and I was flipping through the QuickStart Guide and saw the name of the Regulation Manager. Hilarity ensued.
Binary Game from Cisco
Who wouldn\’t want to play this game… it rocks…
there are several others to play, they are much harder though, check it out
cisco.hosted.jivesoftware.com/docs/DOC-2608
you need to register with Cisco to play though
drippy snail
Tags:Cute As Hell Animals, WTF
