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  • The Routine

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    OOPS

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    Guilty Pleasures

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    Limp Willy

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    Tornainbow

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    Natures Laser Sight?

    Pure Epic Awesomeness

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    Just a regular Thursday chillin’ with Kanye, Sarah Palin, and a bear.

    Orange Conspiracy

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    WARNING!!

    Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties and local pubs to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman.
    A date rape drug on the market called “Beer” is used by many females to target unsuspecting men.
    The drug is generally found in liquid form and is now available almost anywhere. It comes in bottles, cans, from taps and in large “kegs.”

    Beer is used by female sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade their male victims to go home and have sex with them. Typically, a woman needs only to persuade a guy to consume a few units of Beer and then simply ask him home for no strings attached sex. Men are rendered helpless against this approach.

    After several Beers, men will often succumb to desires to perform sexual acts on horrific looking women to whom they would never normally be attracted. After drinking Beer men often awaken with only hazy memories of exactly what happened to them the night before, often with just a vague feeling that “something bad” occurred.

    At other times these unfortunate men are swindled out of their life’s savings, in a familiar scam known as “a relationship.” It has been reported that in extreme cases, the female may even be shrewd enough to entrap the unsuspecting male into a longer term form of servitude and punishment referred to as “marriage.”
    Apparently, men are much more susceptible to this scam after Beer is administered and sex is offered by the predatory females.

    Please! Forward this warning to every male you know. If you fall victim to this insidious Beer and the predatory women administering it, there are male support groups with venues in every town where you can discuss the details of your shocking encounter in an open and frank manner with similarly affected, like-minded guys.

    reposted from www.tikiwebgroup.com


  • hidden liquor

    hidden liquor

    Lemon Party

    aw yeah!

    YOU DA BOMB

    YOU DA BOMB

    gingervating

    space earth windows

    space earth windows

    Right by his side

    A woman’s husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she had stayed by his bedside every single day.

    One day, when he came to, he motioned for her to come nearer.As she sat by him, he whispered, eyes full of tears, ‘You know what? You have been with me all through the bad times. When I got fired, you were there to support me. When my business failed, you were there. When I got shot, you were by my side.

    ’‘When we lost the house, you stayed right here. When my health started failing, you were still by my side… You know what?

    ’‘What dear?’ she gently asked, smiling as her heart began to fill with warmth.

    ‘I think you’re bad luck… Get the Hell away from me’.

    via Bits and Pieces.

    reposted from www.tikiwebgroup.com

    /tg/ University

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    Posting one of the companions to www.myconfinedspace.com/2010/06/11/tv-university/tv-university-jpg/

    Your car sounds like my go ped

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    Coincidentally, you can get both for about $1,000

    Greatest hero of all time

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    has yet to be born

    jizz in my pants

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    Inner Rinse

    Inner Rinse

    sexy mitts

    sexy mitts

    A powerful senator dies after a prolonged illness. His soul arrives in heaven and is met by St. Peter at the entrance…

    “Welcome to Heaven,” says St. Peter. “Before you settle in, it seems there is a problem. We seldom see a high official around these parts, you see, so we’re not sure what to do with you.”

    “No problem, just let me in,” says the guy.

    “Well, I’d like to but I have orders from higher up. What we’ll do is have you spend one day in Hell and one in Heaven. Then you can choose where to spend eternity.”

    “Really, I’ve made up my mind. I want to be in Heaven,” says the senator.

    “I'm sorry but we have our rules.”

    And with that, St. Peter escorts him to the elevator and he goes down, down, down to Hell. The doors open and he finds himself in the middle of a green golf course. In the distance is a clubhouse and standing in front of it are all his friends and other politicians who had worked with him, everyone is very happy and in evening attire. They run to greet him, hug him, and reminisce about the good times they had while getting rich at the expense of the people. They play a friendly game of golf and then dine on lobster and caviar. Also present is the Devil, who really is a very friendly guy who has a good time dancing and telling jokes. They are having such a good time that before he realizes it, it is time to go. Everyone gives him a big hug and waves while the elevator rises. The elevator goes up, up, up and the door reopens on Heaven where St. Peter is waiting for him.

    “Now it’s time to visit Heaven.”

    So 24 hours pass with the head of state joining a group of contented souls moving from cloud to cloud, playing the harp and singing. They have a good time and, before he realizes it, the 24 hours have gone by and St. Peter returns.

    “Well then, you’ve spent a day in Hell and another in Heaven. Now choose your eternity.”

    He reflects for a minute, then the senator answers, “Well, I would never have said it, I mean Heaven has been delightful, but I think I would be better off in Hell.”

    So St. Peter escorts him to the elevator and he goes down, down, down to Hell. Now the doors of the elevator open and he is in the middle of a barren land covered with waste and garbage. He sees all his friends, dressed in rags, picking up the trash and putting it in black bags. The Devil comes over to him and lays his arm on his neck. “I don’t understand,” stammers the senator.”Yesterday I was here and there was a golf course and club and we ate lobster and caviar and danced and had a great time. Now all there is, is a wasteland full of garbage and my friends look miserable.

    The Devil looks at him, smiles and says, “Yesterday we were campaigning! Today you voted for us! The election is over.”

    via reddit.

    reposted from www.tikiwebgroup.com