live fat – die young

stop sign

STOP.  NOW.

this machine has no brains

when I give a girl the look

you’re a dora bowl

At a bar in Dublin…

A woman, wearing a sleeveless sun dress, walked into a Bar in Dublin?.
She raised her right arm, revealing a huge, hairy armpit as she pointed to all the people sitting at the bar and asked, ‘What man here will buy a lady a drink?’

Down at the end of the bar, an old drunk slammed his hand down on the counter and bellowed ‘Give the ballerina a drink!’

The bartender poured the drink and the woman drunk it. She turned again pointed around at all of them, revealing the same hairy armpit, and asked, ‘What man here will buy a lady a drink?’

Once again, the same little drunk shouted ‘Give the ballerina another drink!’

The bartender approached the drunk and said ‘Tell me, Paddy, it’s your business if you want to buy the lady a drink, but why do you keep calling her a ballerina?’

The drunk replied, ‘Any woman who can lift her leg that high has got to be a ballerina!’

via Naughty Bits.

reposted from www.tikiwebgroup.com

human biological clock

jesusland

I live deep in the jesusland in an island of blue.

if a hipster tree falls in the forest

lands of human sexuality

internets

I imagine this is everyone’s life, cause it’s mine too.

bear rider

grover on taun taun

that’s no moon, it’s a space station – snape

aw man, I loved the indiana jones movies!

application for a night out with the boys

gay androids

one night stand

machette

this movie was not too bad!

weyland – yutani corp LOGO WALLPAPER

I’d like to see one of their “better worlds”

portal 2

I’m quivering in anticipation.

abe lincoln riding a grizzly by sharpwriter-d33u2nl

animals – what the fuck happened

somberro wearing spider-man punches jesus on a unicycle

at least one girl

maybe?  I dunno.

party cat

Party Cat Full Series

this is my cat.

I am Free

what the fuck happened

Gay men version

wtf happened!

jedi jesus

kraken

well, THIS can’t be safe.

motivational phrases

I’ll suck your cock

uhhh, no thanks, I already got that.

lovechild

thermos blonde joke

A blonde was shopping at Target and came across a shiny silver Thermos. She was quite fascinated by it, so she picked it up and took It to the clerk to ask what it was.

The clerk said, ‘Why, that’s a Thermos….. It keeps hot things hot, and cold things cold.’

‘Wow’, said the blonde, ‘that’s amazing….I’m going to buy it!’

So she bought the thermos and took it to work the next day. Her boss saw it on her desk. ‘What’s that,’ he asked?

‘Why, that’s a Thermos…. It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold,’ she replied.

Her boss inquired, ‘What do you have in it?’

The blond replied……’Two popsicles & some coffee.’

via Bits and Pieces.

reposted from www.tikiwebgroup.com

ever gun that is made

the fantastic fore fathers

gotta tkae this bitch down a notch

Goodbye …

F%&k yourself !

support that complete and utter bullshit

summer glau swimsuit

millenium enterprice falcon

this feels wrong man.

firefly suicide

what the fuck do I need to do to get more Firefly?  Also: community is one of the best shows on tv right now.

bitches

batman from the symbol

pleasure helps your disposition

welcome back, commander

fuck this shit

alien vs predator chess game

oh, a cute girl

the future of science and gaming

wait, was that about pokemon?