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  • what’s the big idea

    cash4gold letter

    cash4gold letter

    bridal

    A cowboy and his new bride check into a motel. The cowboy explains to the desk clerk that they were just married that morning.

    “Would you like the bridal?” the clerk asks them.

    “No thanks,” the cowboy answers. “I’ll just hold her by the ears until she gets the hang of it.”?

    reposted from www.tikiwebgroup.com

    meanwhile – in poland

    meanwhile - in poland

    Grabbin Ass

    Grabbin Ass

    public police box

    public police box

    schodingers cat

    schodingers cat


  • beer goggles

    beer goggles

    doe on a path

    doe on a path

    tron buzz

    tron buzz

    Presidents to OZ

    Four U.S. presidents are caught in a tornado that hits a state funeral they’re all attending and are whirled off to Oz. They finally make it to the Emerald City and come before the Great Wizard.

    “What brings you before the great Wizard of Oz?”

    Jimmy Carter steps forward timidly: “I’ve come for some courage.” ??”No problem!” says the Wizard. “Who is next?”

    Ronald Reagan steps forward, “Well…I…I think I need a heart.” ??”Done,” says the Wizard. “Who comes next before the great and powerful Oz?”

    Up steps George W. Bush, who says, “I’m told by the American people that I need a brain.” ??”Not a problem!” says the Wizard. “Consider it done.” ??There is a great silence in the hall.

    Bill Clinton is just standing there, looking around, but doesn’t say a word. Irritated, the Wizard finally asks, “What do you want?” ??”Ummm,” he says quietly, “is Dorothy around?”

    reposted from www.tikiwebgroup.com

    prevent sexual assult

    star wars snowflakes

    star wars snowflakes

    masked intruder

    masked intruder

    tron hotel

    tron hotel

    explosive lamp

    explosive lamp

    leg kisser

    leg kisser

    epic dig

    epic dig

    comment vote test

    I’m testing a comment vote thingy, MCS+ people, please view the comments to see what to do.

    EDIT : I’M TESTING SOMETHING NEW NOW, OH GOD, WHY AM I SCREAMING

    Relaxing Jem

    Relaxing Jem

    yes, dear

    yes, dear

    he-mans

    he-mans

    yes. – PANIC.

    yes. - PANIC.

    kill the voice in your head

    kill the voice in your head