A Cup of Tea
One day my mother was out, and my dad was in charge of me.
I was maybe 2 1/2 years old. Someone had given me a little ‘tea set’ as a gift, and it was one of my favorite toys.
Daddy was in the living room engrossed in the evening news when I brought him a little cup of ‘tea’, which was just water. After several cups of tea and lots of praise for such yummy tea, my mom came home.
My dad made her wait in the living room to watch me bring him a cup of tea, because it was ‘just the cutest thing!’ Mom waited, and sure enough, here I came down the hall with a cup of tea for Daddy; and she watched him drink it up.
Then she said, (as only a mother would know), “‘Did it ever occur to you that the only place she can reach to get water, is the toilet?”
via reddit.
reposted from www.tikiwebgroup.com
Blue Hole
“Blue Hole, Belize. A giant sinkhole in the ocean just off of the coast of Belize is nearly 1,000 feet across and more than 400 feet deep. It is considered as one of the world’s best scuba-diving sites.”
www.pixdaus.com
Kathryn Aurora Gray
“SN 2010lt is a supernova located in the galaxy UGC 3378 in Camelopardalis. It was discovered by amateur astronomers Kathryn Aurora Gray, her father Paul Gray, of Fredericton, New Brunswick, Canada and David J. Lane of Stillwater Lake, Nova Scotia, Canada. Upon discovery, Kathryn Aurora Gray became the youngest person to ever discover a supernova, being 10 years old when she did so.”
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SN_2010lt
Tony Jaa
Batman: Arkham City
From Dusk til Dawn Poster
shara – she wolf of the SS
Tron siren
My favorite joke
My favorite joke is that one about Jonestown, but I stopped telling it because the punch line was too long.
reposted from www.tikiwebgroup.com
michelle williams
happy christmas
Batman on a horse
spaceman vs monster
lemer face
when you ride alone
thor had a good xmas
toto wasn’t a terrorist
sandy sniper
holy water
A group of nuns are lined up to confess to the priest.
The first nun says, “Father, I have sinned. I looked at a man naked.”
The priest says, “Put holy water on your eyes and say 10 hail Marys.”
The next nun comes up and says, “Father, I have sinned. I touched a naked man in a sexual manner.”
The priest says, “Was your hands in holy water and say 20 hail Marys.”
The third nun approaches the priest and is about to speak when is a clamoring from the back of the church. Another nun comes running in going, “WAIT!”
The priest says, “What’s wrong?!”
The nun replies, “I need to gargle the holy water before Nancy sticks her ass in it.”
reposted from www.tikiwebgroup.com