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Transformer 3D mask

So those two masks (above) will be available for purchase (You know they ain’t giving it away) for theater goers to enjoy the 3D version of Transformers: The Dark Side of the Moon.

The 3d thing is official out of control.  wtf are those things?

Also, do they come in my size?

via nerdbastards.com

Starfleet Bridge Illustrations

Galleries – Starfleet Bridge Illustrations

This is my favorite, though the TNG one does hold a special place in my heart…also, DS9 ops.

via Ex Astris Scientia

Lego Atlas and P-Body Robots

To celebrate, Legohaulic crafted these fine-looking Atlas and P-Body robots. You can also see some multi-colored turrets after the break.

via nerd approved.

troll jesus – military

the adventures of jeremy the annoying horse

is this real life

cant see shit captain

charley sheen cosplayer

Apparently Star Trek Killed Osama Bin Laden

On Thursday, the German news channel N24 was covering the death of Osama bin Laden and how the US Navy’s “SEAL Team Six” headed up the mission in Pakistan last Sunday. At one point N24 host Mick Locher showed off what he thought was the official emblem for SEAL Team Six [see above]. Locher even commented (translated from German) on the emblem:

And they also have the ‘Team Six,’ that carried out the mission. They don’t have the skull in their emblem for nothing.

Locher didn’t seem to notice (or care) that the skull in question was from a Klingon and included a bolted-on eyepatch. He and N24 also appear undeterred by the emblem’s inclusion of a phaser, 3 Klingon bat’leth swords and the word “Maquis.” The original Maquis were a French resistance guerrilla group who (ironically) fought against German occupation in World War II. That group inspired the name for the Maquis seen in Star Trek: The Next Generation and Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, who fought against Cardassia in former Federation colonies.

via Topless Robot.

ninjas can’t catch you… IF YOU UNLEASH THE FURY OF THE EMPEROR UPON THEM

batwoman – coming soon

harry potter pancakes

galt quote

yellow star trek

oscar wilde quote

pity the fool – burger king

you can feel it

NCC-1701 saucer

pee wee can remember something

hand trike

gentlemen cat and woman

barak O’Jimmy fuckin’ Carter

how to buy school pizza

happy salad woman

pimp playground kids

nuka-cola quantum

ocean tank

happy toes

baroness

bean

windy bride

batman – vroom vroom

why russian land is so full of unattractive men

how to out science a christian

sexy iso

liberal elitism bias

snow storm troopers

sexy workout

epic mud bug

awesome friends

baby bender

arnold schwartzenegger quotes

sheen

durex scars

light saber ponies

lady bug cookie

easy, breezy, beautiful – clever girl

Emil Alzamora – elastic neck

Mass Effect 2 – The Illusive Man