Bush Condoms – for the dumb fucker who doesn’t know when to pull out

19 votes, average: 3.26 out of 519 votes, average: 3.26 out of 519 votes, average: 3.26 out of 519 votes, average: 3.26 out of 519 votes, average: 3.26 out of 5
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    • George Bush says “I should have pulled out”

    14 votes, average: 3.43 out of 514 votes, average: 3.43 out of 514 votes, average: 3.43 out of 514 votes, average: 3.43 out of 514 votes, average: 3.43 out of 5
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    Cameron Diaz

    16 votes, average: 3.13 out of 516 votes, average: 3.13 out of 516 votes, average: 3.13 out of 516 votes, average: 3.13 out of 516 votes, average: 3.13 out of 5
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    not usually my type, but this is a fine picture!

    8 Comments

    Hey asshole car note

    14 votes, average: 4.14 out of 514 votes, average: 4.14 out of 514 votes, average: 4.14 out of 514 votes, average: 4.14 out of 514 votes, average: 4.14 out of 5
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    Hey asshole.  I know where you live’ park in my spot again & I will burn your fucking house down!

    11 Comments

    Middle Finger From A Motorcyclist

    15 votes, average: 3.53 out of 515 votes, average: 3.53 out of 515 votes, average: 3.53 out of 515 votes, average: 3.53 out of 515 votes, average: 3.53 out of 5
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    • Exclamation Points – Oh Jesus fuck he aw me!!!!

    13 votes, average: 2.92 out of 513 votes, average: 2.92 out of 513 votes, average: 2.92 out of 513 votes, average: 2.92 out of 513 votes, average: 2.92 out of 5
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    I’ll admit, I’m getting burnt out on both cats and motivational posters.  But this one made me lol.

    3 Comments

    NSFW Latex Catwoman

    12 votes, average: 3.75 out of 512 votes, average: 3.75 out of 512 votes, average: 3.75 out of 512 votes, average: 3.75 out of 512 votes, average: 3.75 out of 5
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    Caution: Vehicle may be transporting political promises!

    12 votes, average: 3.33 out of 512 votes, average: 3.33 out of 512 votes, average: 3.33 out of 512 votes, average: 3.33 out of 512 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5
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    Caution! Zombies may be flammable

    13 votes, average: 3.46 out of 513 votes, average: 3.46 out of 513 votes, average: 3.46 out of 513 votes, average: 3.46 out of 513 votes, average: 3.46 out of 5
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    Celebrate Victory!

    8 votes, average: 3.38 out of 58 votes, average: 3.38 out of 58 votes, average: 3.38 out of 58 votes, average: 3.38 out of 58 votes, average: 3.38 out of 5
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    Monopoly Card – Gay Marriage!

    15 votes, average: 3.00 out of 515 votes, average: 3.00 out of 515 votes, average: 3.00 out of 515 votes, average: 3.00 out of 515 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5
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    Warhammer 40k Chaos Marine

    17 votes, average: 3.53 out of 517 votes, average: 3.53 out of 517 votes, average: 3.53 out of 517 votes, average: 3.53 out of 517 votes, average: 3.53 out of 5
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    Fucking awesome

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    China owns the USA

    10 votes, average: 3.00 out of 510 votes, average: 3.00 out of 510 votes, average: 3.00 out of 510 votes, average: 3.00 out of 510 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5
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    Monster Bike

    5 votes, average: 2.80 out of 55 votes, average: 2.80 out of 55 votes, average: 2.80 out of 55 votes, average: 2.80 out of 55 votes, average: 2.80 out of 5
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    For REALS I need one NOW.

    9 Comments

    Win her over with Chloroform

    12 votes, average: 3.58 out of 512 votes, average: 3.58 out of 512 votes, average: 3.58 out of 512 votes, average: 3.58 out of 512 votes, average: 3.58 out of 5
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    • Christ Is Not The Answer – Kill Yourself

    17 votes, average: 3.06 out of 517 votes, average: 3.06 out of 517 votes, average: 3.06 out of 517 votes, average: 3.06 out of 517 votes, average: 3.06 out of 5
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    Did you remember to insure your construction site?

    20 votes, average: 4.30 out of 520 votes, average: 4.30 out of 520 votes, average: 4.30 out of 520 votes, average: 4.30 out of 520 votes, average: 4.30 out of 5
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    Christ Krispies – The One True Cereal

    11 votes, average: 2.36 out of 511 votes, average: 2.36 out of 511 votes, average: 2.36 out of 511 votes, average: 2.36 out of 511 votes, average: 2.36 out of 5
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    CNN – We panic, you decide

    14 votes, average: 4.00 out of 514 votes, average: 4.00 out of 514 votes, average: 4.00 out of 514 votes, average: 4.00 out of 514 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5
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    Cocaine Crab

    12 votes, average: 3.50 out of 512 votes, average: 3.50 out of 512 votes, average: 3.50 out of 512 votes, average: 3.50 out of 512 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5
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    Position victim carefully on back

    16 votes, average: 4.00 out of 516 votes, average: 4.00 out of 516 votes, average: 4.00 out of 516 votes, average: 4.00 out of 516 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5
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    Bend victim’s arm painfully behind back.  Yell clearly, yet forcibly “WHERE IS THE FUCKING MONEY” until compliance is met.  Drop knee in back as needed.

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    Collect Call of Cthulhu

    9 votes, average: 3.67 out of 59 votes, average: 3.67 out of 59 votes, average: 3.67 out of 59 votes, average: 3.67 out of 59 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5
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    Daredevil Is A Pig

    15 votes, average: 4.07 out of 515 votes, average: 4.07 out of 515 votes, average: 4.07 out of 515 votes, average: 4.07 out of 515 votes, average: 4.07 out of 5
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    Coke In Ice

    14 votes, average: 2.93 out of 514 votes, average: 2.93 out of 514 votes, average: 2.93 out of 514 votes, average: 2.93 out of 514 votes, average: 2.93 out of 5
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    Mother fuck.

    8 Comments

    Racoon Capture

    9 votes, average: 3.67 out of 59 votes, average: 3.67 out of 59 votes, average: 3.67 out of 59 votes, average: 3.67 out of 59 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5
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    Conan O’Brien

    20 votes, average: 3.35 out of 520 votes, average: 3.35 out of 520 votes, average: 3.35 out of 520 votes, average: 3.35 out of 520 votes, average: 3.35 out of 5
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    Use A Condom Idiot

    10 votes, average: 3.30 out of 510 votes, average: 3.30 out of 510 votes, average: 3.30 out of 510 votes, average: 3.30 out of 510 votes, average: 3.30 out of 5
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    Credit here is like sex : some get it, and some don’t

    8 votes, average: 2.75 out of 58 votes, average: 2.75 out of 58 votes, average: 2.75 out of 58 votes, average: 2.75 out of 58 votes, average: 2.75 out of 5
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    Cthulhu Motors – Enter a dimension of untold horror…and SAVINGS!

    9 votes, average: 3.11 out of 59 votes, average: 3.11 out of 59 votes, average: 3.11 out of 59 votes, average: 3.11 out of 59 votes, average: 3.11 out of 5
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    Cute Lil Octopuss

    14 votes, average: 1.64 out of 514 votes, average: 1.64 out of 514 votes, average: 1.64 out of 514 votes, average: 1.64 out of 514 votes, average: 1.64 out of 5
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    Movie Villians

    11 votes, average: 3.91 out of 511 votes, average: 3.91 out of 511 votes, average: 3.91 out of 511 votes, average: 3.91 out of 511 votes, average: 3.91 out of 5
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    Funny ‘Dear Abby’ Letter

    21 votes, average: 4.33 out of 521 votes, average: 4.33 out of 521 votes, average: 4.33 out of 521 votes, average: 4.33 out of 521 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5
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    Deadpool’s Etiquette Lesson

    16 votes, average: 4.25 out of 516 votes, average: 4.25 out of 516 votes, average: 4.25 out of 516 votes, average: 4.25 out of 516 votes, average: 4.25 out of 5
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    I lol’d

    8 Comments

    High Resolution Elektra Movie Still

    19 votes, average: 2.37 out of 519 votes, average: 2.37 out of 519 votes, average: 2.37 out of 519 votes, average: 2.37 out of 519 votes, average: 2.37 out of 5
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    Site News, Kinad

    5 votes, average: 3.40 out of 55 votes, average: 3.40 out of 55 votes, average: 3.40 out of 55 votes, average: 3.40 out of 55 votes, average: 3.40 out of 5
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    Just got an e-mail from google, saying that they removed one of my sites from their adsense program due to policy violations.  I had a minor heart attack, and thought “oh shit, MCS just got kicked out, how am I going to pay the $500 hosting bill?!”

    Luckily they just kicked out www.dirtylimerick.com because of the ‘adult or mature content’, which I guess I should have seen coming.  So, now it’s exclusively Project Wonderful only for the time being…so if you have the desire to advertise on the site, head on over, there’s free spots still open, and even the ones that have bids are only at 1 or 2 cents.  That site doesn’t get nearly enough traffic.  I may start advertising it on PW or Fark or somewhere to give it the traffic it deserves.

    Also, does anyone know what the hell’s happened to Dirty Microbe?  it’s as if they’ve fallen off the face of the planet.  They aren’t returning any of my e-mails, and people are reporting ordered merchandise isn’t being shipped….

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    David Bowie From Labyrinth

    10 votes, average: 3.10 out of 510 votes, average: 3.10 out of 510 votes, average: 3.10 out of 510 votes, average: 3.10 out of 510 votes, average: 3.10 out of 5
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    It’s OK to have sex with your Doppleganger

    16 votes, average: 4.31 out of 516 votes, average: 4.31 out of 516 votes, average: 4.31 out of 516 votes, average: 4.31 out of 516 votes, average: 4.31 out of 5
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    You must kill your doppleganger before it decides to murder you and take your place.

    9 Comments

    Deadpool Glamour Shot

    5 votes, average: 3.60 out of 55 votes, average: 3.60 out of 55 votes, average: 3.60 out of 55 votes, average: 3.60 out of 55 votes, average: 3.60 out of 5
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    Men – No Shirt; No Service : Women – No Shirt ; Free Drinks

    14 votes, average: 4.21 out of 514 votes, average: 4.21 out of 514 votes, average: 4.21 out of 514 votes, average: 4.21 out of 514 votes, average: 4.21 out of 5
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    Screw Battle! We’re getting drunk!

    14 votes, average: 3.36 out of 514 votes, average: 3.36 out of 514 votes, average: 3.36 out of 514 votes, average: 3.36 out of 514 votes, average: 3.36 out of 5
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    FUCK YEAH

    4 Comments

    Eat Brians!

    12 votes, average: 3.42 out of 512 votes, average: 3.42 out of 512 votes, average: 3.42 out of 512 votes, average: 3.42 out of 512 votes, average: 3.42 out of 5
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    Braaaaaains

    4 Comments

    High Resolution Elektra Movie Still

    18 votes, average: 2.83 out of 518 votes, average: 2.83 out of 518 votes, average: 2.83 out of 518 votes, average: 2.83 out of 518 votes, average: 2.83 out of 5
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    NX-01 Enterprise Wallpaper

    16 votes, average: 2.94 out of 516 votes, average: 2.94 out of 516 votes, average: 2.94 out of 516 votes, average: 2.94 out of 516 votes, average: 2.94 out of 5
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    Epicurus Quote

    31 votes, average: 3.97 out of 531 votes, average: 3.97 out of 531 votes, average: 3.97 out of 531 votes, average: 3.97 out of 531 votes, average: 3.97 out of 5
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    Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able?

    Then he is not omnipotent.

    Is he able, but not willing?

    Then he is malevolent.

    Is he both able, and willing?

    Then whence cometh evil?

    Is he neither able nor willing?

    Then why call him God?

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    Genius Contruction Crew

    8 votes, average: 3.75 out of 58 votes, average: 3.75 out of 58 votes, average: 3.75 out of 58 votes, average: 3.75 out of 58 votes, average: 3.75 out of 5
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    Yummy… um, seafood

    9 votes, average: 4.22 out of 59 votes, average: 4.22 out of 59 votes, average: 4.22 out of 59 votes, average: 4.22 out of 59 votes, average: 4.22 out of 5
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    Weird Crustacean

    What the heck IS that thing, anyways?? It’s like no lobster I’ve ever seen.

    I wonder if it tastes like chicken?

    9 Comments

    Mt Fuji Wallpaper

    7 votes, average: 3.00 out of 57 votes, average: 3.00 out of 57 votes, average: 3.00 out of 57 votes, average: 3.00 out of 57 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5
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    Iron My Shirt, Bitch!

    24 votes, average: 4.21 out of 524 votes, average: 4.21 out of 524 votes, average: 4.21 out of 524 votes, average: 4.21 out of 524 votes, average: 4.21 out of 5
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    This guy is going to get killed.

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    OMG Penis!!!

    17 votes, average: 2.12 out of 517 votes, average: 2.12 out of 517 votes, average: 2.12 out of 517 votes, average: 2.12 out of 517 votes, average: 2.12 out of 5
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    US of Wanger

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    Wonder Woman Bondage

    10 votes, average: 4.10 out of 510 votes, average: 4.10 out of 510 votes, average: 4.10 out of 510 votes, average: 4.10 out of 510 votes, average: 4.10 out of 5
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    All of the original Wonder Woman comics were written/drawn by a BDSM.

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