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Porn Puts Our Children In Harms Way

12 votes, average: 3.33 out of 512 votes, average: 3.33 out of 512 votes, average: 3.33 out of 512 votes, average: 3.33 out of 512 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5
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Porn makes zombies?

  • Monster Car

    6 votes, average: 4.33 out of 56 votes, average: 4.33 out of 56 votes, average: 4.33 out of 56 votes, average: 4.33 out of 56 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5
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    Is there even an engine in there?

    Pro Choice Leader Statistics

    21 votes, average: 4.24 out of 521 votes, average: 4.24 out of 521 votes, average: 4.24 out of 521 votes, average: 4.24 out of 521 votes, average: 4.24 out of 5
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    Note to self: always use caution when pulling numbers out of ass.

    Turtle Rider

    14 votes, average: 4.21 out of 514 votes, average: 4.21 out of 514 votes, average: 4.21 out of 514 votes, average: 4.21 out of 514 votes, average: 4.21 out of 5
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    So what’s on the stick?  Sausage?  Carrot?

    Beer Store Rainbow

    19 votes, average: 4.21 out of 519 votes, average: 4.21 out of 519 votes, average: 4.21 out of 519 votes, average: 4.21 out of 519 votes, average: 4.21 out of 5
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    /sniff….it’s so beautiful!

  • This video is of a fish named Goldy. This fish is the MCS Mascot and this fish is the primary moderator of content on the site.

  • Internet Warning Labels

    59 votes, average: 4.39 out of 559 votes, average: 4.39 out of 559 votes, average: 4.39 out of 559 votes, average: 4.39 out of 559 votes, average: 4.39 out of 5
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    That is not a real woman.
    Real women do not call themselves “CumSlurper19”, nor do they send naked pictures to people they met five minutes ago

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     Use Extreme Caution when opening images.  Whatever you try, it is not possible to un-see something.

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     Don’t.
    It was funny.  Now it isn’t. Get over it.

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     WARNING:
    A number on a website does not translate into actual popularity.

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    EXTREME DANGER
    Someone has made pron of all your childhood memories.  And other people enjoy it.

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    Do not attempt to use the web if you are over the age limit.  Newspapers are still being printed for your comfort and convenience.

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     DANGER
    Reading online forums may cause irreparable damage to your faith in humanity

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    CAUTION
    Seemingly innocent words can mean things you  do not want to even imagine.

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     DANGER
    Trying to hide this porn window will reveal ten far worse pop-ups.  You are advised to admit to your love for big-breasted sluts rather then risk appearing interested in gang midget bondage.

    Yellowstone National Park

    6 votes, average: 4.33 out of 56 votes, average: 4.33 out of 56 votes, average: 4.33 out of 56 votes, average: 4.33 out of 56 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5
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    I’ve been here I think.  It sucked for a 17 year old who just wanted to play video games and get laid, but I think that it’d be cool for me to go to, in like 30 years.

    May Contain Traces Of Peanuts

    27 votes, average: 4.30 out of 527 votes, average: 4.30 out of 527 votes, average: 4.30 out of 527 votes, average: 4.30 out of 527 votes, average: 4.30 out of 5
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    LoL Peanuts

    Beating Out Chuck By One Vote

    9 votes, average: 4.33 out of 59 votes, average: 4.33 out of 59 votes, average: 4.33 out of 59 votes, average: 4.33 out of 59 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5
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    …Josh webb had a successful write-in campaign for a senate chair, beatin gout write-in candidate Chuck Norris for the seat by one vote…

    Airport Baggage Roulette

    16 votes, average: 4.19 out of 516 votes, average: 4.19 out of 516 votes, average: 4.19 out of 516 votes, average: 4.19 out of 516 votes, average: 4.19 out of 5
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    Murderous Wedding Cake

    8 votes, average: 4.00 out of 58 votes, average: 4.00 out of 58 votes, average: 4.00 out of 58 votes, average: 4.00 out of 58 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5
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    I seem to have a thing for cakes here.

    300 – Parkaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!

    11 votes, average: 4.27 out of 511 votes, average: 4.27 out of 511 votes, average: 4.27 out of 511 votes, average: 4.27 out of 511 votes, average: 4.27 out of 5
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    TEH OMGWTFBBQ!!!1

    10 votes, average: 4.40 out of 510 votes, average: 4.40 out of 510 votes, average: 4.40 out of 510 votes, average: 4.40 out of 510 votes, average: 4.40 out of 5
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    You can even buy a shirt with something like this on it

    Happy President

    12 votes, average: 4.25 out of 512 votes, average: 4.25 out of 512 votes, average: 4.25 out of 512 votes, average: 4.25 out of 512 votes, average: 4.25 out of 5
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    “So, Mr President, is that a carrot in your hand, or are you just happy to see me?”

    Hot Dog Man

    9 votes, average: 4.33 out of 59 votes, average: 4.33 out of 59 votes, average: 4.33 out of 59 votes, average: 4.33 out of 59 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5
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    My Precious

    16 votes, average: 3.63 out of 516 votes, average: 3.63 out of 516 votes, average: 3.63 out of 516 votes, average: 3.63 out of 516 votes, average: 3.63 out of 5
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    Yessssssss,
    My Precious
    Moments…

    Airplane / Sun Photo Effect

    20 votes, average: 4.30 out of 520 votes, average: 4.30 out of 520 votes, average: 4.30 out of 520 votes, average: 4.30 out of 520 votes, average: 4.30 out of 5
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    Robbers Shot

    19 votes, average: 4.26 out of 519 votes, average: 4.26 out of 519 votes, average: 4.26 out of 519 votes, average: 4.26 out of 519 votes, average: 4.26 out of 5
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    Going to bed the other night, I noticed people in my shed stealing things.

    I phoned the police but was told no one was in the area to help.  They said they would send someone over as soon as possible.

    I hung up.  A minute later I rang again. ‘Hello’ I said, ‘I called you a minute ago because there were people in my shed.  You don’t have to hurry now, because I’ve shot them.’

    Within minute there were half a dozen police cars in the area, plus helicopters and an armed response unit.  They caught the burglars red-handed.

    One of the officers said: ‘I thought you said you’d shot them.’

    To which I replied: ‘I thought you said there was no one available.’

    -Tony Gladstone

    Two things I get from this letter to the editor:  Tony doesn’t like commas, and Tony doesn’t understand triage.

    Site stats / hotlinking removal

    9 votes, average: 4.33 out of 59 votes, average: 4.33 out of 59 votes, average: 4.33 out of 59 votes, average: 4.33 out of 59 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5
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    Someone recently asked why I had disabled hotlinking for the site (for the time being)
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    (data is amount of RSS feed subscribers, thank you feedburner!)
    So there you go, MCS’s traffic is blowing up, yay! Yesterday (the 20th of March) there were 36,000 page views according to project wonderful.

    Teapot Baobab Tree

    17 votes, average: 4.24 out of 517 votes, average: 4.24 out of 517 votes, average: 4.24 out of 517 votes, average: 4.24 out of 517 votes, average: 4.24 out of 5
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    Image by Gilles Croissant

    Their defining characteristic: their swollen trunk are actually water storage – the baobab tree can store as much as 31,700 gallon (120,000 l) of water to endure harsh drought conditions.

    via Neatorama (they have many other ‘cool trees’ go check em out)

    Quit Smoking!

    14 votes, average: 4.21 out of 514 votes, average: 4.21 out of 514 votes, average: 4.21 out of 514 votes, average: 4.21 out of 514 votes, average: 4.21 out of 5
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    From Quitsmoke.us via Across The Board 

    Doggy Hat

    10 votes, average: 4.00 out of 510 votes, average: 4.00 out of 510 votes, average: 4.00 out of 510 votes, average: 4.00 out of 510 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5
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    Cement Disaster

    17 votes, average: 4.35 out of 517 votes, average: 4.35 out of 517 votes, average: 4.35 out of 517 votes, average: 4.35 out of 517 votes, average: 4.35 out of 5
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    I love the footprints leading out…

    Broccoli Cat

    8 votes, average: 3.88 out of 58 votes, average: 3.88 out of 58 votes, average: 3.88 out of 58 votes, average: 3.88 out of 58 votes, average: 3.88 out of 5
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    Oh the broccoli is such a wonderful endeavor.

    Atomic Bomb

    9 votes, average: 4.11 out of 59 votes, average: 4.11 out of 59 votes, average: 4.11 out of 59 votes, average: 4.11 out of 59 votes, average: 4.11 out of 5
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    This is for the Boston PD.

    Penquin Cliff Jumper

    9 votes, average: 4.00 out of 59 votes, average: 4.00 out of 59 votes, average: 4.00 out of 59 votes, average: 4.00 out of 59 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5
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    Whoops!

    Greek God Family Tree

    14 votes, average: 4.29 out of 514 votes, average: 4.29 out of 514 votes, average: 4.29 out of 514 votes, average: 4.29 out of 514 votes, average: 4.29 out of 5
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    From ludios via toomanytribbles 

    One Does Not Simply Stargate Their Way Into Mordor

    9 votes, average: 4.11 out of 59 votes, average: 4.11 out of 59 votes, average: 4.11 out of 59 votes, average: 4.11 out of 59 votes, average: 4.11 out of 5
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    God, there’s a like a million of these, and I lol at all of them.

    Zelda Fine Art

    15 votes, average: 4.27 out of 515 votes, average: 4.27 out of 515 votes, average: 4.27 out of 515 votes, average: 4.27 out of 515 votes, average: 4.27 out of 5
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    Sweet awesomeness, and I don’t even like the Zelda games.

    I Bone Your Mom

    7 votes, average: 4.29 out of 57 votes, average: 4.29 out of 57 votes, average: 4.29 out of 57 votes, average: 4.29 out of 57 votes, average: 4.29 out of 5
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    he looks like the type to do it too.

    March Of The Penquins

    11 votes, average: 4.36 out of 511 votes, average: 4.36 out of 511 votes, average: 4.36 out of 511 votes, average: 4.36 out of 511 votes, average: 4.36 out of 5
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    Jesus Loves You!

    38 votes, average: 3.79 out of 538 votes, average: 3.79 out of 538 votes, average: 3.79 out of 538 votes, average: 3.79 out of 538 votes, average: 3.79 out of 5
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    Unless you are :
    Muslim
    Atheist
    Mormon
    A Free Thinker
    Homosexual
    Capable Of Logical Reason
    Pro-Choice

    Windows Errors Wallpaper

    18 votes, average: 4.22 out of 518 votes, average: 4.22 out of 518 votes, average: 4.22 out of 518 votes, average: 4.22 out of 518 votes, average: 4.22 out of 5
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    Great for pranks!

    Balmer! Balmer! Balmer! Balmer!

    5 votes, average: 2.40 out of 55 votes, average: 2.40 out of 55 votes, average: 2.40 out of 55 votes, average: 2.40 out of 55 votes, average: 2.40 out of 5
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    Chair! Chair! Chair!

    Darwin Vs God

    18 votes, average: 4.17 out of 518 votes, average: 4.17 out of 518 votes, average: 4.17 out of 518 votes, average: 4.17 out of 518 votes, average: 4.17 out of 5
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    Sunday, Sunday, Sunday! Who will survive this debacle of biblical proportions?! Will evolution best the ethereal?  Watch as Darwin’s trained ape battalion takes on God’s frothing televangelists, as they duke it out in the ring to settle this longtime grudge!

    by Endling

    Damn, I lost an electron!

    28 votes, average: 4.36 out of 528 votes, average: 4.36 out of 528 votes, average: 4.36 out of 528 votes, average: 4.36 out of 528 votes, average: 4.36 out of 5
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    Penquin Wallpaper

    6 votes, average: 4.17 out of 56 votes, average: 4.17 out of 56 votes, average: 4.17 out of 56 votes, average: 4.17 out of 56 votes, average: 4.17 out of 5
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    Anorexia Perceptions

    12 votes, average: 4.17 out of 512 votes, average: 4.17 out of 512 votes, average: 4.17 out of 512 votes, average: 4.17 out of 512 votes, average: 4.17 out of 5
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    I like the girl in the mirror better then the one in front of it.  Her knees are too sharp.

    Smoke Stacks In Clouds / Fog

    7 votes, average: 4.14 out of 57 votes, average: 4.14 out of 57 votes, average: 4.14 out of 57 votes, average: 4.14 out of 57 votes, average: 4.14 out of 5
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    I have no clue what’s going on here, but it’s a stunning picture anyways.