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I Will do things to your anus that you cannot even conceive of


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CREEPY CRAWLERS!!!


I know it’s the new version, but nothing beat the smell of melted goo in a light bulb powered oven…and burning your hand on the metal.
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I just accidentally a coca-cola bottle


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Is that a microphone in your pocket?


Found this on holytaco.com
long-time looker / first-time poster…
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no condom


you ever have this happen? I did. several times, and I gotta say, I was scared shitless for a while afterwards, every single time. Now, I make sure that I’m never in this situation, cause shit, I might be a VPILF one day, right?