Texas


There is no pavement. We all ride horses and carry revolvers. Every building is made of wood. The whole state smells of dirt, booze, sweat, and whores. Everyone’s illiterate and proud of it. All the niggers are in shackles and rags. Every town has exactly one prosperous asshole who smirks his way through life. We all drink whisky and gamble on card games. Everyone’s either a farmer or a banker or a blacksmith. We argue only about card games and we settle all arguments with a “fair gunfight.”
Welcome to Texas.
[oh for the love of fuck people, keep your racism to a bare minimum pls —tiki]
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