Texas

30 votes, average: 2.37 out of 530 votes, average: 2.37 out of 530 votes, average: 2.37 out of 530 votes, average: 2.37 out of 530 votes, average: 2.37 out of 5
(30 votes, average: 2.37 out of 5)
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There is no pavement. We all ride horses and carry revolvers. Every building is made of wood. The whole state smells of dirt, booze, sweat, and whores. Everyone’s illiterate and proud of it. All the niggers are in shackles and rags. Every town has exactly one prosperous asshole who smirks his way through life. We all drink whisky and gamble on card games. Everyone’s either a farmer or a banker or a blacksmith. We argue only about card games and we settle all arguments with a “fair gunfight.”

Welcome to Texas.

[oh for the love of fuck people, keep your racism to a bare minimum pls —tiki]

  • Three Passenger Scooter

    8 votes, average: 4.75 out of 58 votes, average: 4.75 out of 58 votes, average: 4.75 out of 58 votes, average: 4.75 out of 58 votes, average: 4.75 out of 5
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    Car Speakers

    10 votes, average: 2.80 out of 510 votes, average: 2.80 out of 510 votes, average: 2.80 out of 510 votes, average: 2.80 out of 510 votes, average: 2.80 out of 5
    (10 votes, average: 2.80 out of 5)
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    Steep Driveway

    11 votes, average: 3.36 out of 511 votes, average: 3.36 out of 511 votes, average: 3.36 out of 511 votes, average: 3.36 out of 511 votes, average: 3.36 out of 5
    (11 votes, average: 3.36 out of 5)
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    Rock, Paper, Scissors

    9 votes, average: 3.22 out of 59 votes, average: 3.22 out of 59 votes, average: 3.22 out of 59 votes, average: 3.22 out of 59 votes, average: 3.22 out of 5
    (9 votes, average: 3.22 out of 5)
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  • Scared Girl on Rollercoaster

    9 votes, average: 4.67 out of 59 votes, average: 4.67 out of 59 votes, average: 4.67 out of 59 votes, average: 4.67 out of 59 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5
    (9 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)
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    Oily Face

    11 votes, average: 3.82 out of 511 votes, average: 3.82 out of 511 votes, average: 3.82 out of 511 votes, average: 3.82 out of 511 votes, average: 3.82 out of 5
    (11 votes, average: 3.82 out of 5)
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    Skydiver Tissue Box

    9 votes, average: 4.44 out of 59 votes, average: 4.44 out of 59 votes, average: 4.44 out of 59 votes, average: 4.44 out of 59 votes, average: 4.44 out of 5
    (9 votes, average: 4.44 out of 5)
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    Safety First

    7 votes, average: 4.29 out of 57 votes, average: 4.29 out of 57 votes, average: 4.29 out of 57 votes, average: 4.29 out of 57 votes, average: 4.29 out of 5
    (7 votes, average: 4.29 out of 5)
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    Real Life Q-Bert

    10 votes, average: 4.10 out of 510 votes, average: 4.10 out of 510 votes, average: 4.10 out of 510 votes, average: 4.10 out of 510 votes, average: 4.10 out of 5
    (10 votes, average: 4.10 out of 5)
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    Sharing Some Ice Cream

    5 votes, average: 4.00 out of 55 votes, average: 4.00 out of 55 votes, average: 4.00 out of 55 votes, average: 4.00 out of 55 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5
    (5 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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    Imminent Bird Death

    17 votes, average: 4.18 out of 517 votes, average: 4.18 out of 517 votes, average: 4.18 out of 517 votes, average: 4.18 out of 517 votes, average: 4.18 out of 5
    (17 votes, average: 4.18 out of 5)
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    shoop?

    Odds of Dying Chart

    8 votes, average: 4.00 out of 58 votes, average: 4.00 out of 58 votes, average: 4.00 out of 58 votes, average: 4.00 out of 58 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5
    (8 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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    Water Hating Puppy

    9 votes, average: 4.67 out of 59 votes, average: 4.67 out of 59 votes, average: 4.67 out of 59 votes, average: 4.67 out of 59 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5
    (9 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)
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    Nuclear Cake

    9 votes, average: 4.33 out of 59 votes, average: 4.33 out of 59 votes, average: 4.33 out of 59 votes, average: 4.33 out of 59 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5
    (9 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)
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    Nice Rims

    12 votes, average: 3.25 out of 512 votes, average: 3.25 out of 512 votes, average: 3.25 out of 512 votes, average: 3.25 out of 512 votes, average: 3.25 out of 5
    (12 votes, average: 3.25 out of 5)
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    Car Thief

    11 votes, average: 4.18 out of 511 votes, average: 4.18 out of 511 votes, average: 4.18 out of 511 votes, average: 4.18 out of 511 votes, average: 4.18 out of 5
    (11 votes, average: 4.18 out of 5)
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    Two Hands Are Better Than One

    6 votes, average: 3.50 out of 56 votes, average: 3.50 out of 56 votes, average: 3.50 out of 56 votes, average: 3.50 out of 56 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5
    (6 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)
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    Lincoln & Pinkerton at Antietam, MD 1862

    11 votes, average: 4.36 out of 511 votes, average: 4.36 out of 511 votes, average: 4.36 out of 511 votes, average: 4.36 out of 511 votes, average: 4.36 out of 5
    (11 votes, average: 4.36 out of 5)
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    Dude’s tall.

    Broken Down Bridge

    5 votes, average: 3.40 out of 55 votes, average: 3.40 out of 55 votes, average: 3.40 out of 55 votes, average: 3.40 out of 55 votes, average: 3.40 out of 5
    (5 votes, average: 3.40 out of 5)
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    That’s a little scary.

    Ugly Reptile

    14 votes, average: 4.79 out of 514 votes, average: 4.79 out of 514 votes, average: 4.79 out of 514 votes, average: 4.79 out of 514 votes, average: 4.79 out of 5
    (14 votes, average: 4.79 out of 5)
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    “Whazzzzup?”

    Karate Advertisement

    9 votes, average: 3.44 out of 59 votes, average: 3.44 out of 59 votes, average: 3.44 out of 59 votes, average: 3.44 out of 59 votes, average: 3.44 out of 5
    (9 votes, average: 3.44 out of 5)
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    Kansas Agriculture

    7 votes, average: 4.86 out of 57 votes, average: 4.86 out of 57 votes, average: 4.86 out of 57 votes, average: 4.86 out of 57 votes, average: 4.86 out of 5
    (7 votes, average: 4.86 out of 5)
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    Jet Figher Crash

    6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 56 votes, average: 4.00 out of 56 votes, average: 4.00 out of 56 votes, average: 4.00 out of 56 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5
    (6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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    Low-Riding Japanese Scooter

    8 votes, average: 3.38 out of 58 votes, average: 3.38 out of 58 votes, average: 3.38 out of 58 votes, average: 3.38 out of 58 votes, average: 3.38 out of 5
    (8 votes, average: 3.38 out of 5)
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    Interesting Urinal

    9 votes, average: 3.33 out of 59 votes, average: 3.33 out of 59 votes, average: 3.33 out of 59 votes, average: 3.33 out of 59 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5
    (9 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5)
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    HUMP

    8 votes, average: 3.38 out of 58 votes, average: 3.38 out of 58 votes, average: 3.38 out of 58 votes, average: 3.38 out of 58 votes, average: 3.38 out of 5
    (8 votes, average: 3.38 out of 5)
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    Hit This Sign, Hit The Bridge

    11 votes, average: 4.82 out of 511 votes, average: 4.82 out of 511 votes, average: 4.82 out of 511 votes, average: 4.82 out of 511 votes, average: 4.82 out of 5
    (11 votes, average: 4.82 out of 5)
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    High-Tech Car Security

    11 votes, average: 4.55 out of 511 votes, average: 4.55 out of 511 votes, average: 4.55 out of 511 votes, average: 4.55 out of 511 votes, average: 4.55 out of 5
    (11 votes, average: 4.55 out of 5)
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    F-22 Afterburners

    11 votes, average: 4.91 out of 511 votes, average: 4.91 out of 511 votes, average: 4.91 out of 511 votes, average: 4.91 out of 511 votes, average: 4.91 out of 5
    (11 votes, average: 4.91 out of 5)
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    Strange Cemetery

    12 votes, average: 4.83 out of 512 votes, average: 4.83 out of 512 votes, average: 4.83 out of 512 votes, average: 4.83 out of 512 votes, average: 4.83 out of 5
    (12 votes, average: 4.83 out of 5)
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    Unexplainable Things Going on in Helsinki

    6 votes, average: 4.83 out of 56 votes, average: 4.83 out of 56 votes, average: 4.83 out of 56 votes, average: 4.83 out of 56 votes, average: 4.83 out of 5
    (6 votes, average: 4.83 out of 5)
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    Flying Israeli Tank

    14 votes, average: 4.93 out of 514 votes, average: 4.93 out of 514 votes, average: 4.93 out of 514 votes, average: 4.93 out of 514 votes, average: 4.93 out of 5
    (14 votes, average: 4.93 out of 5)
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    FedEx Shirt

    13 votes, average: 4.69 out of 513 votes, average: 4.69 out of 513 votes, average: 4.69 out of 513 votes, average: 4.69 out of 513 votes, average: 4.69 out of 5
    (13 votes, average: 4.69 out of 5)
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    Wheelchair Toilet

    12 votes, average: 4.75 out of 512 votes, average: 4.75 out of 512 votes, average: 4.75 out of 512 votes, average: 4.75 out of 512 votes, average: 4.75 out of 5
    (12 votes, average: 4.75 out of 5)
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    Dive Bombing Helicoper

    11 votes, average: 4.91 out of 511 votes, average: 4.91 out of 511 votes, average: 4.91 out of 511 votes, average: 4.91 out of 511 votes, average: 4.91 out of 5
    (11 votes, average: 4.91 out of 5)
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    I think you’re doing it wrong.

    Doggy In The Wind

    16 votes, average: 4.63 out of 516 votes, average: 4.63 out of 516 votes, average: 4.63 out of 516 votes, average: 4.63 out of 516 votes, average: 4.63 out of 5
    (16 votes, average: 4.63 out of 5)
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    Sad Potato

    10 votes, average: 4.40 out of 510 votes, average: 4.40 out of 510 votes, average: 4.40 out of 510 votes, average: 4.40 out of 510 votes, average: 4.40 out of 5
    (10 votes, average: 4.40 out of 5)
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    The Crow is Listening To Your Footsteps

    13 votes, average: 4.62 out of 513 votes, average: 4.62 out of 513 votes, average: 4.62 out of 513 votes, average: 4.62 out of 513 votes, average: 4.62 out of 5
    (13 votes, average: 4.62 out of 5)
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    Arlington National Cemetery

    23 votes, average: 4.83 out of 523 votes, average: 4.83 out of 523 votes, average: 4.83 out of 523 votes, average: 4.83 out of 523 votes, average: 4.83 out of 5
    (23 votes, average: 4.83 out of 5)
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