Furry Lobster

7 votes, average: 4.14 out of 57 votes, average: 4.14 out of 57 votes, average: 4.14 out of 57 votes, average: 4.14 out of 57 votes, average: 4.14 out of 5
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They have visited our planet from space
They have found us…delicious
Soon they will rain from the skies
Soon this world will be theirs


  • Spirograph

    8 votes, average: 4.88 out of 58 votes, average: 4.88 out of 58 votes, average: 4.88 out of 58 votes, average: 4.88 out of 58 votes, average: 4.88 out of 5
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    Ah, the memories…

    Missile balloon gag

    15 votes, average: 4.40 out of 515 votes, average: 4.40 out of 515 votes, average: 4.40 out of 515 votes, average: 4.40 out of 515 votes, average: 4.40 out of 5
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    Leg Pillow

    4 votes, average: 4.25 out of 54 votes, average: 4.25 out of 54 votes, average: 4.25 out of 54 votes, average: 4.25 out of 54 votes, average: 4.25 out of 5
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    After seeing the “boyfriend arm pillow” I remembered I had this laying around my hard drive.

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  • Princess Leia – Beautician

    8 votes, average: 3.75 out of 58 votes, average: 3.75 out of 58 votes, average: 3.75 out of 58 votes, average: 3.75 out of 58 votes, average: 3.75 out of 5
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    Kermit Noooo!!!

    10 votes, average: 3.30 out of 510 votes, average: 3.30 out of 510 votes, average: 3.30 out of 510 votes, average: 3.30 out of 510 votes, average: 3.30 out of 5
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    New York City at night, ca. 1935

    9 votes, average: 4.56 out of 59 votes, average: 4.56 out of 59 votes, average: 4.56 out of 59 votes, average: 4.56 out of 59 votes, average: 4.56 out of 5
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    Marvel Girl sucks rope

    4 votes, average: 4.00 out of 54 votes, average: 4.00 out of 54 votes, average: 4.00 out of 54 votes, average: 4.00 out of 54 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5
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    Separated at birth?

    12 votes, average: 4.25 out of 512 votes, average: 4.25 out of 512 votes, average: 4.25 out of 512 votes, average: 4.25 out of 512 votes, average: 4.25 out of 5
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    Wolverine Vs. Batman

    6 votes, average: 2.67 out of 56 votes, average: 2.67 out of 56 votes, average: 2.67 out of 56 votes, average: 2.67 out of 56 votes, average: 2.67 out of 5
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    It is my firm opinion that at this point in the battle, Batman loses.

    What is Guinness made from?

    12 votes, average: 3.08 out of 512 votes, average: 3.08 out of 512 votes, average: 3.08 out of 512 votes, average: 3.08 out of 512 votes, average: 3.08 out of 5
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    Surprise

    10 votes, average: 1.60 out of 510 votes, average: 1.60 out of 510 votes, average: 1.60 out of 510 votes, average: 1.60 out of 510 votes, average: 1.60 out of 5
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    Your dead.

    Lots of Cables

    6 votes, average: 5.00 out of 56 votes, average: 5.00 out of 56 votes, average: 5.00 out of 56 votes, average: 5.00 out of 56 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5
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    What if one goes out?

    colorful blood

    5 votes, average: 3.40 out of 55 votes, average: 3.40 out of 55 votes, average: 3.40 out of 55 votes, average: 3.40 out of 55 votes, average: 3.40 out of 5
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    I made this weird wallpaper.
    looks like the crime scene of a clown murder.


  • The Burning Question

    6 votes, average: 4.67 out of 56 votes, average: 4.67 out of 56 votes, average: 4.67 out of 56 votes, average: 4.67 out of 56 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5
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    The Love Weed
    Women Cry For It. Men Die For It.
    Adults only. Unleashed passions!
    Innocent youth victims of a new SEX-CRAZE!

    17,000 Calorie Meat Ship

    9 votes, average: 4.00 out of 59 votes, average: 4.00 out of 59 votes, average: 4.00 out of 59 votes, average: 4.00 out of 59 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5
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    Wizard of Oz Reimagined (again)

    10 votes, average: 3.60 out of 510 votes, average: 3.60 out of 510 votes, average: 3.60 out of 510 votes, average: 3.60 out of 510 votes, average: 3.60 out of 5
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    Dorothy (with munchkins) , The (not so) Cowardly Lion, Scarecrow, Tin Man and the weird fiend named Toto.

    Saw that post of the odd animated Wizard of Oz characters. It reminded me of the McFarlane\’s Twisted Land of Oz characters. Figured I should share them with everyone. Yes, I am messing with your childhood.

    Me and a Sub

    11 votes, average: 3.27 out of 511 votes, average: 3.27 out of 511 votes, average: 3.27 out of 511 votes, average: 3.27 out of 511 votes, average: 3.27 out of 5
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    Around two years ago in Cork, Ireland.

    Where the Wild Things Are

    12 votes, average: 4.00 out of 512 votes, average: 4.00 out of 512 votes, average: 4.00 out of 512 votes, average: 4.00 out of 512 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5
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    Abraj al Bait, Mecca

    11 votes, average: 2.64 out of 511 votes, average: 2.64 out of 511 votes, average: 2.64 out of 511 votes, average: 2.64 out of 511 votes, average: 2.64 out of 5
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    Yikes.

    Id be interested to hear how most devout Muslims feel about this colossus being built right over Islam\’s holiest site.

    And kudos to the MCS post that introduced me to it:

    Impressive Burj…Worlds’ Tallest..

    Rosario & feather

    17 votes, average: 4.35 out of 517 votes, average: 4.35 out of 517 votes, average: 4.35 out of 517 votes, average: 4.35 out of 517 votes, average: 4.35 out of 5
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    At Last – A Worthy Protest!

    13 votes, average: 4.38 out of 513 votes, average: 4.38 out of 513 votes, average: 4.38 out of 513 votes, average: 4.38 out of 513 votes, average: 4.38 out of 5
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    New Ohio Roller Coaster

    7 votes, average: 4.14 out of 57 votes, average: 4.14 out of 57 votes, average: 4.14 out of 57 votes, average: 4.14 out of 57 votes, average: 4.14 out of 5
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    (they are going to re-name it the “bladder buster”)

    Extreme Ghostbusters

    13 votes, average: 2.46 out of 513 votes, average: 2.46 out of 513 votes, average: 2.46 out of 513 votes, average: 2.46 out of 513 votes, average: 2.46 out of 5
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    so everyone was doing it and so i guess i decided to jump on to the euphoria powered bandwagon. I loved this show. discuss?

    Wall-E Clover

    8 votes, average: 3.38 out of 58 votes, average: 3.38 out of 58 votes, average: 3.38 out of 58 votes, average: 3.38 out of 58 votes, average: 3.38 out of 5
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    robot squid

    11 votes, average: 4.36 out of 511 votes, average: 4.36 out of 511 votes, average: 4.36 out of 511 votes, average: 4.36 out of 511 votes, average: 4.36 out of 5
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    Sea Spider

    8 votes, average: 4.38 out of 58 votes, average: 4.38 out of 58 votes, average: 4.38 out of 58 votes, average: 4.38 out of 58 votes, average: 4.38 out of 5
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    Sea Spider 5915

    Wiki: Sea Spider

    Buckwheat

    7 votes, average: 4.43 out of 57 votes, average: 4.43 out of 57 votes, average: 4.43 out of 57 votes, average: 4.43 out of 57 votes, average: 4.43 out of 5
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    Online

    6 votes, average: 1.83 out of 56 votes, average: 1.83 out of 56 votes, average: 1.83 out of 56 votes, average: 1.83 out of 56 votes, average: 1.83 out of 5
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    Corporate Futurism.

    Holla

    12 votes, average: 3.58 out of 512 votes, average: 3.58 out of 512 votes, average: 3.58 out of 512 votes, average: 3.58 out of 512 votes, average: 3.58 out of 5
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    1st post..

    Steve McQueen mug shot

    9 votes, average: 4.56 out of 59 votes, average: 4.56 out of 59 votes, average: 4.56 out of 59 votes, average: 4.56 out of 59 votes, average: 4.56 out of 5
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    Coolest guy ever like I\’ve never seen him before.

    Roots in Hell

    7 votes, average: 4.29 out of 57 votes, average: 4.29 out of 57 votes, average: 4.29 out of 57 votes, average: 4.29 out of 57 votes, average: 4.29 out of 5
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    Getting a divorce

    8 votes, average: 3.63 out of 58 votes, average: 3.63 out of 58 votes, average: 3.63 out of 58 votes, average: 3.63 out of 58 votes, average: 3.63 out of 5
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    A farmer walked into an attorney\’s office wanting to file for a divorce. The attorney asked, “May I help you?”

    The farmer said, “Yea, I want to get one of those dayvorces.”

    The attorney said, “Well do you have any grounds?”

    The farmer said, “Yea, I got about 140 acres.”

    The attorney said, “No, you don\’t understand, do you have a case?”

    The farmer said, “No, I don\’t have a Case, but I have a John Deere.”

    The attorney said, “No you don\’t understand, I mean do you have a grudge?”

    The farmer said, “Yea I got a grudge, that\’s where I park my John Deere.”

    The attorney said, “No sir, I mean do you have a suit?”

    The farmer said, “Yes sir, I got a suit. I wear it to church on Sundays.”

    The exasperated attorney said, “Well sir, does your wife beat you up or anything?”

    The farmer said, “No sir, we both get up about 4:30.”

    Finally, the attorney says, “Okay, let me put it this way. WHY DO YOU WANT A DIVORCE?”

    And the farmer says, “Well, I can never have a meaningful conversation with her.”

    from tikiwebgroup.com

    Please go rate this post on TikiHumor. if you would like you can add your own jokes.

    Hovito Idol

    5 votes, average: 3.20 out of 55 votes, average: 3.20 out of 55 votes, average: 3.20 out of 55 votes, average: 3.20 out of 55 votes, average: 3.20 out of 5
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    We Want Beer!

    7 votes, average: 4.71 out of 57 votes, average: 4.71 out of 57 votes, average: 4.71 out of 57 votes, average: 4.71 out of 57 votes, average: 4.71 out of 5
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    A good response to this fine post: www.myconfinedspace.com/2009/02/09/we-want-beer/

    gas mask, anyone?

    6 votes, average: 3.50 out of 56 votes, average: 3.50 out of 56 votes, average: 3.50 out of 56 votes, average: 3.50 out of 56 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5
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    Got these from community.livejournal.com/vintagephoto/.

    Alien versus Predator

    12 votes, average: 4.67 out of 512 votes, average: 4.67 out of 512 votes, average: 4.67 out of 512 votes, average: 4.67 out of 512 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5
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    The thinking man\’s version.

    Papercut Art

    14 votes, average: 4.86 out of 514 votes, average: 4.86 out of 514 votes, average: 4.86 out of 514 votes, average: 4.86 out of 514 votes, average: 4.86 out of 5
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    www.petercallesen.com

    -awe-

    Janis Joplin

    10 votes, average: 4.10 out of 510 votes, average: 4.10 out of 510 votes, average: 4.10 out of 510 votes, average: 4.10 out of 510 votes, average: 4.10 out of 5
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    Viceroys Filter The Smoke!

    11 votes, average: 4.45 out of 511 votes, average: 4.45 out of 511 votes, average: 4.45 out of 511 votes, average: 4.45 out of 511 votes, average: 4.45 out of 5
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    As your dentist, I would recommend Viceroys.

    The Son who fell to Earth

    7 votes, average: 2.71 out of 57 votes, average: 2.71 out of 57 votes, average: 2.71 out of 57 votes, average: 2.71 out of 57 votes, average: 2.71 out of 5
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    blogs.discovermagazine.com/badastronomy/2007/12/17/the-son-who-fell-to-earth/

    When you believe it, you will shit bolides.

    Some Be Hatin\’

    10 votes, average: 2.40 out of 510 votes, average: 2.40 out of 510 votes, average: 2.40 out of 510 votes, average: 2.40 out of 510 votes, average: 2.40 out of 5
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    Pay a computer to pray for you

    8 votes, average: 3.63 out of 58 votes, average: 3.63 out of 58 votes, average: 3.63 out of 58 votes, average: 3.63 out of 58 votes, average: 3.63 out of 5
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    I came across this crazy site:
    www.informationageprayer.com/
    apparently, you can pay a computer to pray for you…

    Winky Dink

    5 votes, average: 3.80 out of 55 votes, average: 3.80 out of 55 votes, average: 3.80 out of 55 votes, average: 3.80 out of 55 votes, average: 3.80 out of 5
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    No idea.

    Tanning damage?

    12 votes, average: 2.92 out of 512 votes, average: 2.92 out of 512 votes, average: 2.92 out of 512 votes, average: 2.92 out of 512 votes, average: 2.92 out of 5
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    Question mark because I honestly dont know,
    and Ive never seen anything like it.

    “I am Providence”

    7 votes, average: 4.86 out of 57 votes, average: 4.86 out of 57 votes, average: 4.86 out of 57 votes, average: 4.86 out of 57 votes, average: 4.86 out of 5
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    I went to visit the grave in my early twenties, just an hours drive from my house.

    I was convinced that the groundskeeper I would have no idea who I was talking about, but when I said the name he responded instantly with a well-worn, detailed set of directions. In hindsight, Im sure he mustve told thousands of visitors the same thing.

    When I saw it, someone had scrawled “That is not dead which can eternal lie, and with strange aeons even death may die” in black ink on the stones base. I had mixed emotions about it –the glee of recognition and acknowledgement of devotion; anger that someone would desecrate such an understated, serene object, and relief that ALL they used was a Sharpie (Ive seen Jim Morrisons grave.)

    Second pic may be hard to make out, but the little heart-shaped rock tickled my sensibilities.

    An actual Lincoln quote

    3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 53 votes, average: 4.33 out of 53 votes, average: 4.33 out of 53 votes, average: 4.33 out of 53 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5
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