Gimme some fucking waffles

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One day, a mother and her two boys, Timmy and Tommy, were riding in their car on the way to church. Timmy leaned over, smacked Tommy across the head, and Tommy yelled out: ‘Ouch you fucking wanker!

Later that day in church, the mom went to talk to the priest. She said: ‘Father, my boys just won’t stop swearing and I don’t know what to do.

‘Well, have you tried smacking them? the priest asked.

‘No, she replied. ‘Doesn’t the church look down on that?

‘Well, the priest said, ‘yes, but in some cases we’ll make an exception.

The next day, the two boys came down for breakfast and she asked Tommy what he wanted to eat.

Tommy said: ‘Gimme some fucking waffles.

The mother backhanded Tommy so hard that he flew out of his chair and landed against the door.

Shocked and terrified by this, Timmy became very quiet. His mother asked him what he wants for breakfast, and he replied,

‘Well you can bet your sweet ass I don’t want no fucking waffles!
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    Have you ever played WalMart BINGO?
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    www.rumblo.com

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    A picture of an armed sheriff moving through an American home after an eviction due to a mortgage foreclosure won the top prize in the World Press Photo competition.

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    Is what I do every time I see one of these!

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    just like the name and truck

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    No idea who wrote this, saddest stuff I\’ve heard in a while

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    Just so you all know, I have plenty of other sites besides MCS:

    Choose Your own Adventures [Visit] Kinda like the books you remember, but worse.
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    *Internet-D [Visit] Internet discussion.  Start a Discussion!
    *My Confined Space [Visit] Random Image Blog.  Submit your own!
    Please Link Me [Visit] Kidna like tinyURL but better worse
    *Random Nude [Visit] Random Nudity.  Submit your own!
    Secret Files & Origins [Visit] Comic Book Character bios
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    *Zoom Comics [Visit] Comic book wallpapers.  Submit your own!

    So why am I telling you about all the fine weak ass sites that are part of the Tiki Web Group?  I just filed my USA Taxes for 2008.  Let me tell you, I owe the IRS nearly $2,000 bucks.  Yes, perhaps I should have saved money during 2008, but I didn’t realize how well the tiki web group was doing in terms of income.  Now I’m kinda stuck with a Federal bill that’s going to hamper my drinking spending power for the next few months unless I make some serious cash over the next couple weeks.  And rather then beg for money and have to deal with the reporting that begging entails, I’d rather enhance the page views of all the sites that fall under the TWG banner.  I’m sure that there’s suggestions that need/could be made for any of the above sites, so feel free to make them in the comments.

    Want to donate to the TWG?  Don’t.  It’s a tax burden headache to process individual donations, so just visit the sites above, visit some of the sponsors, and wish me luck.

    I’ve added a page to the Tiki Web Group’s homepage that has all of the latest and greatest posts on it, so if you’re going to bookmark one website today, let it be this one page.

    As always, your login for MCS will work for any other site in the TWG. Sorta.  All the wordpress sites at least.  They’re the ones with the [*] before their names.  I’m trying to find a good solution so that your login will work everywhere, but damn that’s a lot of coding, and we know how well Tiki goes at coding, right?

    Also: I’m thinking of a MCS contest for a new logo for MCS.  what you think?

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    tastes great. tastes better with rum

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    I think I could live here.

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    FAP
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    Search your heart. You know it to be true.

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    In Alaska

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    By Grant Howarth

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    #6: Spanking the Babysitter
    #10: Wife Spanking
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    I can\’t get my mind off the mental picture of this guy opening his mouth.

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    From the Danny Boyle film “Sunshine”.

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    Dayum.

    Yepyepyepyepyepyepyep!

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    BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRING!!!

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    (So I put a kid in your kid)

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    Star Wars Steam Punk and WWII

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    1. Steampunk: Stormtrooper, Darth Vader, Grand Moff Tarkin, Stormtrooper

    2. Steampunk: Obi Wan, Leia, Chewie, Luke, Han, R2, 3PO

    3. WWII: Boba Fett, Darth Vader, Storm Trooper

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    HP Lovecraft probably never dreamed of a day when the Crawling Chaos would be visualized and made available to collectors of freakish objects…

    Pee into the mouth

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    I ran into the men\’s bathroom at a club/bar in Santa Cruz to snap this.