Halo: New Blood review

While Spartans get all the glory, no soldier?not even the legendary Master Chief?wins a war on their own. Gunnery Sergeant Edward Buck and his team of Orbital Drop Shock Troopers (ODSTs) played a major role in saving the Earth from all-out invasion at the end of the Covenant War?acts of bravery and ingenuity that did not go unnoticed by the United Nations Space Command.

Now, after many Spartans have been killed in battle and the Master Chief is listed as MIA, the UNSC decides to create a new generation of Spartans to defend humanity from threats both outside?and within. When they come to Buck with an extraordinary proposition, he is forced to make a life-altering decision. With the Covenant War finally over, is it time for him to finally retire to the sidelines for a life he could only dream about…or is he prepared to step up and become part of the military’s new blood?

Source: Amazon.com

Not sure how this one snuck past me, though now that I’ve read it I can see why there wasn’t a whole bunch of hoopla made about it, it’s primarily just a filler book from HALO: ODST to HALO 5: GUARDIANS, the upcoming halo game that has a pretty big job of fixing the mistakes of the last halo game.  If you’ve been following along, you know that they made some pretty (stupidly) drastic changes to the SPARTAN program that opened the floodgates to letting pretty much anyone become  SPARTAN.  As a function of that fundamental change, the surviving ODST team from HALO: ODST have been upgraded from normal high level hell jumpers to SPARTAN IVs.  There’s some pretty major changes in the ODST team though, some of which seemed to be there only for the sake of having something major happen, and I really think that this should have been two or three times longer to give the characters the story they deserved.  That being said, I enjoyed pretty much every page of it’s 188 page length and I’m hoping to see more from Matt Forbeck, he treated the HALO cannon pretty well.

Antenna

DOOM – E3 2015 Gameplay Trailer

Alien

Gumby

Yard Sale

Have A Nice Day

How to get a pigeon out of the house

Lava

Red Hot Lava

Balloon

Cat

The Dream

Tamara de Lempicka

Dragster

Don Garlits

Piggies

Popular insurance plan

Weird

Watching the fight

Marvel Zombie Shoes

If you tap it

Hooter Car Hoodies

Jedi Knight by Dobbisallozare

Dripping Iced Cream

Epic Pool

Small Car Only

hey look, someone wants a ticket, or maybe even get their car keyed

Banks Hate Him

America in Iraq

kill em with money, that’s always worked for us in the past, right?

Super Fast review

Sultans of Spoof Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer (The Starving Games, Meet The Spartans, Vampires Suck) turn their attention to the Fast and Furious franchise with hilarious results!

Source: Amazon Instant Video

Some pretty spot on spoofing in this spoof, pretty funny stuff that’s making me reconsider skipping the spoofs mentioned in the description.  I was under the impression they were the same group that was making the hilariously unfunny spoofs that have been coming out recently.

Jurassic World 3D review

Steven Spielberg returns to executive produce the long-awaited next installment of his groundbreaking Jurassic Park series, Jurassic World, an epic action-adventure.

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This was an enjoyable adventure that had a familiar story and some very friendly faces.  it was a shame they had to tack on yet another kids storyline, but apparently you have to have kids in the movie to have kids be interested.  I did note though that they tried to have several overweight characters but each of them were oddly stuffed.  Vincent D’onofrio particularly was awkwardly portrayed as having a gut, but it looked more like an extra shirt was stuffed inside his button down.

Biker Butt

Christopher Lee pt1

RIP

Christopher Lee pt2

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Hot to Not

honestly I prefer the before picture.  at least then when you eventually get them in bed you’re not going to be fucking a melting creature that slowly turns into a ginger.

The World Engin by Agnidevi

Dangerous Water Reserve

yes, this is safe, totally safe, why would you think otherwise?

Nine bucks

hotels, right?

Girl in a military hat

Ninja Loading

Gunning Granny

Dance of Dragons

Why it’s call a balance beam

Lesbian Haircuts

The Boobies Strike Back

Ariana Grande – butt

Smoking Gun

The future of food service

ATTACK!!

The British Navy

remember when military strength was counted in the amount of steel you could float on water?

Summer

amd vs nvidia

one megabyte memory

elmo hello