@...aloysiushorn: @...phaed: @...Moe: That’s no brain, that’s the intestine that popped out of its mouth due to depressurization.

Also it’s a shoop, I can tell by having years of experience and I’m sure no one will believe me, so I don’t know why even I’m posting this, but:

I fucked it.

It was almost exactly a year ago. I was visiting a friend who goes to law school at UCLA. We went out to deep sea diving club (which is one of the few non-nerdy things I do well). After diving for a bit, it told me it’s name and there was a pause, like I should be impressed, and it said, “you know, from the bottom of the fucking ocean?”. And was I was like, “Yeah, I’m from Seattle.” and she laughed. So ended up going back to my friend’s apartment, drank some wine, then he took his girlfriend home, and well…

Anyway, I didn’t realize what it was until I got home and tried to look-up it’s species on-line.

I think I’ve still got some picture on my old cell phone. I’ll check when I get home.