UN’s website: “We urgently need $US6.6b in order to implement expertise, deep-field presence and operational scale to stop famine in its tracks, and steer people away from the edge of starvation.”

Head of the UN’s World Food Programme: “If Elon Musk gave 2% of his wealth, that’s 42m people that are literally going to die if we don’t reach them.”

Elon Musk: “If WFP can describe on exactly how $6B will solve world hunger, I will sell Tesla stock right now and do it. But it must be open source accounting, so the public sees precisely how the money is spent.”

Head of the UN’s World Food Programme: “Uhhh… we never said that…”